i was thinking it would be these guys:
http://www.poster.net/police-the/police-the-photo-xl-the-police-6230919.jpg

but then i remembered they are really really really really really old

so then i was thinking this guy:

http://www.elvis-presley-superstar.de/Elvis%20covers/CBS-TV.jpg

but then zip gave up on the thread, and i remembered that he's dead anyway.

so i'm going with this guy:
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/Make_Trade_Fair_Michael_Stipe_REM_milk_subsidy.jpg

michael stipe, lead singer to the former biggest rock band in the world. i think he's the obvious choice. hard worker, good lyricist, gravitas, and apparently willing to let someone dump a bucket of jiz on his head for a crappy photo. plus, he's a well known homo chasing the tale end of the chic fag thing. you all better go start relearning those REM songs if you want any chance of being hip anytime soon.

Don't forget these dudes:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/news/20070205_Van_Halen.jpg

Now even better with a 15 year old Wolfgang Van Halen on bass.

Coming soon to an arena near you.