As a service to this great forum, I'm starting the "Zip Goshboots Daily Elvis Presley Picture Thread"
I loved Elvis, and I miss him. He was cool. This is also part of my ongoing effort to defeat the evil forces of rap music, and to counter white people who say they think rap is good in an effort to sound like they are "down".
http://papercuts.tscpl.org/elvis1.jpg

This is when The King ruled the world
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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/2004E~Elvis-Presley-Posters.jpg

Our thanks to b-diddy for reminding me of this thread. How could I forget Thee King?
Elvis could pull off any look, as this picture clearly shows. We wonder why Elvis wasn't paired with Clint Eastwood for "Fistful of Dollars" or something. The two of them would have made movie histroy together, no doubt.

http://halloweensunseen.com/elviswow.jpg

Elvis shows us his serious side.
Now, I've been told I look like Jim Boeheim, just not quite as handsome. But I'd trade all of my Boeheim like features for Elvis' hair, man. Wow. It must have taken him an hour to comb that mop. It takes me about 12 seconds to pull my remaining 4 strands of hair over to the other side of my head.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Elvis-Presley---68-Comeback-Poster-C10007744.jpeg

He may have been the first heterosexual man to ever wear leather pants in public, but man, did he look good in them! Yowsa!

http://mynewwebsite.free.fr/IOMEGA_HDD-515.jpg

Looks like The King has a surprise for this Sista!

She's a nun for the Church of Blue Suede Redemption.

Elvis is dead... move on.

http://www.elvispresleynews.com/images/DeathCertificate.jpg

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Moxie:
you're the best, man.

http://www.talentondisplay.com/epAB76.jpg

Nobody worked harder than The King at being the best. In concert, he could grab the guitar, or just the mike, and the music flowed.
I bet you could have written words to accompany his farts. That's how great The King was.

I'm enjoying the thread Zip, I dig the king.

I have the box sets from the 50's, 60's, 70's (both volumes) and a bunch of other stuff too.

I've been to Graceland twice, and I even enjoy watching his movies.

Charro!!

I'm saving my pilgrimmage to Graceland for when the kids are gone and I can camp out there for a month or two.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/imppix/photos/uncategorized/elvis_1.jpg

It's almost sacriligious to wate these on my friggin' cable bill.
I'm not too sure Tupac Shakur or Biggie Smalls have a stamp.

That's because you have to be dead for over 10 years to be eligible for a stamp. When the first hip-hop stamp in the U.S. came out in 1999, they used a random breakdancing dude because the hip-hop crowd hadn't been offing each other as badly during the 1980s:

http://www.oldschoolhiphop.com/images/other_images/stamp.jpg

Of course, comparing Elvis to any genre of music is sort of apples to oranges. Most music in a given genre is crap, so Elvis is greater than any genre, and you don't have to wage a war on hip-hop in particular. :)

Seeing hip-hop celebrated on a fucking stamp does nothing at all but convince me that Nas is right and it is dead for sure.

There's only one true king

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Moxie:
You are right again. Hip Hop will collapse under the weight of its own ridiculousness.
It will also die out because unlike our parents and beyond, they actually LIKED the music they grew up with, and there is a whole generation of white people who are going to be embarrassed that they embraced this shit when they were young. They are going to be marked for life as having grown up listening to Justin Timberlake, and no matter how they try to run from it, their sons will always suspect them of being fags for just that reason.

http://www.poster.net/p-collection/p-collection-elvis-presley-9958919.jpg

Just look at The King. Playing the guitar, the mike, and the room all at the same time.

http://www.deblog.co.uk/photos/2006photos/ElvisIsAlive.jpg

Some question whther The King really died back in 1977. This is clear evidence that he did.
We're quite sure that if Elvis was still alive, he would not have a "camel toe".

That's not Elvis... that's John Belushi.

No Moxie. THIS is John Belushi

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/47500/47832INQm_w.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b280/seupb3/pictures/Elvis-Presley--C11751273.jpg

WaHOO! The King showing us the hips that changed the world forever!

http://www.opendemocracy.net/content/articles/2736/images/Nixon%20admires%20Elvis%20cufflinks.jpg

The King lets The Prez look at his solid gold cufflinks. Nixon asked The King for tips on how to run the country, and The King whispered something into his ear, and backed off, saying, "It's your duty. It's the right thing to do. I'll have a helicopter take you away when you're done"
Two weeks later, Tricky Dick resigned as President of the United States.
THAT'S the power of The King.

http://www.ibiblio.org/elvis/higgins2.gif

Elvis puts the "moves" on.
I guess this confirms the rumor that Elvis did indeed invent the "French Kiss".

http://www.geocities.com/shaeville/elvisarmy.jpg

President Bush is on record as saying that if he "had a couple dozen Elvis Presleys alyin' around, this terrorrrorrrism thang would a been OVER by now!"

I was forced to watch American Idol with my wife last night, and one of the ungodly events that happened was that Celine Dion sang a gospel duet with a videotaped Elvis, and the two were digitally merged together onscreen while Celine Dion acted like she was flirting with Elvis. Elvis isn't necessarily my favorite entertainer, but he's still Elvis, and Celine Dion can go straight to hell for defiling his memory.

I can't begin to tell you how lucky she is that I didn't see that.
I can only imagine The King pointing to Simon and saying to Celine: "Hey baby, Ah wouldn't fuck you with HIS dick"

The King shows off his new home:

http://www.vacationplanning.net/Media_m/Tenn/graceland_lg.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MG/143976.jpg

I'm warning you: Don't get up in The King's grille, or he'll fuck you up.

That's a great flick.

http://www.kitsch.co.uk/acatalog/elvis_movie_tshirt.jpg

You think you a playa?
How many people put your grille on T-shirts?
I thought so.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c30/explodingkinetoscope/elvisdoubleneck.jpg

The King playing TWO guitars at once.
Eat your heart out, Denny McClain.

http://www.elvis-presley-forever.com/images/elvis-presley-poster-goldsuit-311707.jpg

Solid Gold, baby, all the way.

I never understood the Elvis thing. I mean no disrespect, but nothing he did ever grabbed me. I almost feel un-American for that. But I loved Jimi Hendrix.

I never understood the Elvis thing. I mean no disrespect, but nothing he did ever grabbed me. I almost feel un-American for that. But I loved Jimi Hendrix.

You say the Jimi Hendrix thing as if that will buy you a ticket to redemption.
It will not.

Roy Orbison?

Roy Orbison?
You like Roy Orbison but not Elvis particularly? Interesting.

I will say that I feel Elvis' cover of Mean Woman Blues is better than Orbison's, but everyone's a critic here and both are iconically awesome musicians.

If you like Elvis covering other people's songs, check out his version of "My Way" and "Hey Jude".

Both are incredible.

Personally, the only Elvis stuff I really like is his pseudo-funky 70s stuff and the gospel stuff. The rockabilly stuff...I can take it or leave it. Get Elvis fired up about the Lord and he would burn that bitch to the ground.

I didn't mean to say that I'm a huge Orbison fan, but prolly like him a lil more. My bad. I remember seeing Elvis doing My Way on some show and that was awesome. No exageration, awesome, but I've never considered buying an Elvis record. I have plenty of Frank though.

http://www.elmetto.net/pics/foto/art/m1938/elvis.jpg

Let's send THIS motherfucker out looking for Osama Bin Laden. I'll bet that within 24 hours, Bin Laden will be begging George Bush to send him to Abu Graib.

http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/library/photos/173/173511.jpg

The King taking a shower. That's one lucky bar of soap!

http://www.elmetto.net/pics/foto/art/m1938/elvis.jpg

Let's send THIS motherfucker out looking for Osama Bin Laden. I'll bet that within 24 hours, Bin Laden will be begging George Bush to send him to Abu Graib.

Bzzzzzt! I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Thank you for playing.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/T053205A.jpg

edit: weird, picture won't load. Try again later I guess.

Dream. When you're feeling blue. Dream. That's the thing to do. Just let the smoke rings rise in the air. And dream dream dream.

http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/beatles%20or%20elvis.jpg

Not even the Beatles compare to Thee King.

http://www.spankingblog.com/spanking-pictures/elvis-presley-prison-whipping.jpg

"Yah, Elkvis! Take ZAT! would you like zome more?"
"Yah, you vill learn to like vot we do to you!"
"Hey, Krauts: Go fuck yourselves. I'm Elvis. I ain't gawn tell yoo NUTTIN"
"Vell, take another zmack across your firm buttocks, zinging boy Yah! YAH!"
"Vould you like to touch our monkey?"
"Listen to me you Krauts: Hitler was a sissy, and Lindbergh was a faggot. I ain't no faggot. I'm Elvis. You can hit me all y'all want. I ain't gawn tell yoo where my hair gel is. Now, try hittin' me on the other side, I got a little itch under my arm, and that chain whip just might scratch it for me"
"Oh YAH! I give up on zees American. He is just too tough"
14 minutes after this photo was taken, these two Krauts were dead, and Hitler lay in an underground bunker with a bullet in his mouth.
End of story

lol at "spankingblog.com"

http://www.biwa.ne.jp/~presley/jpg/Elvis-Gun.jpg

Elvis showing off his Gats.

http://www.mitchellkenpo.com/images/Ed-Presley-01.jpg

Thee King, paving the way for guys like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan to make big bucks from martial arts movies.
The influence is felt everywhere

http://www.elvis-presley-forever.com/images/elvis-piano.jpg

Here's Thee King, playing the piano. He plays the guitar, and has the finest voice this side of Caruso.
When we ere this age, most of us were still busy trying to learn how to play the skin flute.
Not Thee King.

http://www.raincityguide.com/wp-content/photos/elvis_and_liberace.jpg

Here is Thee King with Liberace.
Elvis was so cool, he didn't care if you were a homo. He was secure in his own manhood.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41677000/jpg/_41677786_presleydeath203220_sun.jpg

Thirty years ago today, the world was robbed of arguably the greatest entertainer who ever lived, after Frank Sinatra, of course.

Does that mean that TNT is doing the Elvis film festival again tonight?

I loves me some Charro!

http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/photos/lC-ERRoyce.jpg

Elvis seems to be saying, "Better back off my Bentley, BITCHES, lest ya'll want me to get all up in yo' grille"

TV Land had the Aloha from Hawaii concert on last night.

Then they had some show on about Elvis conspiracies which featured interviews with a bunch of people that believe that he isn't really dead and that the corpse in his coffin was actually a wax lookalike.

They even played audio from a taped phone conversation with "Elvis" claiming that he is alive and nobody would recognize him if they saw him.

Another Elvis-related item to ponder.

What if his twin brother wouldn't have died at birth?

Would he have been as talented?

Would they have been a two man act?

Imagine, two Elvii on stage together.

And which one would've been "Good Elvis", and which one would have been "Evil Elvis".

Well, there was this...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MF04JQCML._AA280_.jpg

Plot Outline: Man tries to convince his hillbilly cousin to allow a missile site to be build (sic) on his land.

And which one would've been "Good Elvis", and which one would have been "Evil Elvis".

There's only one way to tell.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/evil20spock.jpg

With great thanks to Fool, who reminded me to get back to the exhausting intranet search for Elvis pictures...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/08/15/acapulco460.jpg

The dude on the left is all "YEAH! I just got to rub suntan lotion on her elbow! I'm gonna get laid! Aww sheeyit...here comes Elvis. I hope she left me enough lotion to go home and jerk off with"

With great thanks to Fool, who reminded me to get back to the exhausting intranet search for Elvis pictures...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/08/15/acapulco460.jpg

The dude on the left is all "YEAH! I just got to rub suntan lotion on her elbow! I'm gonna get laid! Aww sheeyit...here comes Elvis. I hope she left me enough lotion to go home and jerk off with"

That's exactly what I was thinking, but I couldn't find the words. Very nice.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/15/lisamariepresley_narrowweb__300x371,0.jpg

I think The King would want me to have sex with Lisa Marie.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Andy-Warhol/Elvis-Poster-C10136679.jpeg

So cool, Andy Warhol coudn't paint just one!

Thee King takes a little break from ruling the world to eat a sandwich:

http://www.tvland.com/specials/elvis/photogallery/photos/ElvisPresley-eating.jpg

Peanut butter and banana, I'm sure.

Don't forget, he was also a big fan of bacon fat sandwiches too.

Peanut butter and banana, I'm sure.

I'm gonna go try one of those out for the first time. Sounds good for some reason.

Make sure you toast the bread.

I used to eat them once in a while as a kid.

http://www.bikernewsonline.com/uploaded_images/elvis-presley-harley-davidson-744513.jpg

Fuckin' A right, the King has a Harley.

http://www.emergentmind.org/sidoro1.gif

Elvis has a laugh before deciding which Commie Pinko country to go out and beat the hell out of.

Make sure you toast the bread.

I used to eat them once in a while as a kid.

said rule also aplies to peanut butter and pickle sandy's.

ps: the elvis presley of the mind once penned this jingle about his encounter with the king. not sure what % of this thread is tongue in cheek, but here it be:


Went to see the gypsy,
Stayin' in a big hotel.
He smiled when he saw me coming,
And he said, "Well, well, well."
His room was dark and crowded,
Lights were low and dim.
"How are you?" he said to me,
I said it back to him.

I went down to the lobby
To make a small call out.
A pretty dancing girl was there,
And she began to shout,
"Go on back to see the gypsy.
He can move you from the rear,
Drive you from your fear,
Bring you through the mirror.
He did it in Las Vegas,
And he can do it here."

Outside the lights were shining
On the river of tears,
I watched them from the distance
With music in my ears.

I went back to see the gypsy,
It was nearly early dawn.
The gypsy's door was open wide
But the gypsy was gone,
And that pretty dancing girl,
She could not be found.
So I watched that sun come rising
From that little Minnesota town.

http://www.biwa.ne.jp/~presley/celeb/NickAdams1.jpg

When you're Elvis, people drive YOU around town, and they love doing it.

http://www.upress.state.ms.us/img/books/spring2004/elvis_and_gladys.jpg

A picture of Elvis with his Momma. Even then you could see something special in The King.
Notice that the picture of him had to be taken from the waist up. Even as a bay, The King were to sexy for the stuffed shirts that ran things down south.

http://www.boxing-memorabilia.com/images/Muhammad_Ali_Elvis_Presley_C.jpg

You KNOW you're cool when the Brothers start imitating you

Just got done listenin' to Suspicious Minds.

http://home.att.net/~fifties.idols/elvis_presley_photo_yellow252x329.jpg

The King's head, as it is seen in it's current state, cryogennically frozen and hidden in the labratory of Dr Franzenklompf of Weisbaden.

That's some Andy Warhol shit right there.

http://www.darchtimes.com/blog/mar2006/worth1000elvis386.jpg

Elvis was so cool, he got a retroactive blow job from Pamela Anderson

That's not Pamela... that's Priscilla at age 14.

http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/25/elvis_borat_harry_potter_2.jpg

"Look", said The King, "I'll do it, Borat. You don;t think I can laugh at myself a time or two?"

Here they are, together. Two of the greatest performers of all time...
I can't pick which one is more cool.

http://www.popmatters.com/images/misc_art/t/tomjones-ins2.jpg

Here's a little bit of The King for ya. Let's not forget Elvis. Ever.

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http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Sex-Change--25929.jpg

If you say that you wouldn't hit it, you're a liar.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/2/FN-celebrates-Elvis-Presley-s-birthday.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-King-of-Italy--25931.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Robot--25956.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Napoleon-Dynamite--25941.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Presley-KISS--25951.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Borat--25967.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Presley-hunk--25942.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis-Lives--25938.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/25500/Elvis--25916.jpg

Damn, red x's.

Those are pretty good too, but not good enough for me to host them somewhere.

If you want to see them, right click, copy the url and paste into your browser.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Ra4d9coXvxY&rel=1

Elvis Presley to Get the Tupac Shakur ‘Hologram’ Treatment (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/08/elvis-presley-to-get-the-tupac-shakur-hologram-treatment/)


Also,
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/oz001161.jpg?w=240&h=360&crop=1

Miss the hell out of Zip about 98% of the time.

And #85 is hilarious.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9f36c146ddb010bffe867937973ea543/tumblr_n6ryzrzZK31twapb2o1_500.jpg

Great update on AMERICAN TRILOGY. Have always loved that last note.

I'd be totally geeked for this album if Buble wasn't such a douchebag.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/hear-elvis-presleys-dramatic-newly-orchestrated-american-trilogy-20151014

OT this thread prompted me to listen to some Elvis Costello. Watching the detectives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjHz5hrupA

Can we talk about Elvis Dumervil in here, too? Hope he shows up on Sunday.

Can we talk about Elvis Dumervil in here, too? Hope he shows up on Sunday.


No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLiwsjvj04

http://oi67.tinypic.com/5eh7ix.jpg

40

RIP

Glan's been crying all day.

Glan's been crying all day.
That was unrelated.

Ha!

Glan's been crying all day.

In The Chapel, bro.

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