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theMUHMEshow
03-28-2007, 12:43 PM
So when that #1 the champs song or whatever came out, I literally laughed my ass off...however I stumbled upon this...

http://www.myspace.com/daleagueagizzle

Its not that bad...

Jethro34
03-28-2007, 03:40 PM
That's horrible.

Glenn
03-28-2007, 03:57 PM
But I wonder if his rapping has improved since he's been at Michigan?

JickBoy34
03-28-2007, 05:38 PM
i didnt think it was bad at all...

theMUHMEshow
03-28-2007, 05:47 PM
That's horrible.
Do you not like rap?

...or do you honestly think it is that bad?

Jethro34
03-28-2007, 10:41 PM
I'm feeling rap, but his 12 year old voice and use of played out puns is weak. It's a forced effort that is the stuff of a funny party joke, nothing that would ever be taken seriously by most other crowds.

Zip Goshboots
03-28-2007, 11:39 PM
That is, by people who take rap seriously, of course, which is a statement that is a bad party joke in and of itself.

Baker
03-29-2007, 08:24 AM
Is this idiot trying to be as much like Ron Artest as possible?

HipDigIt
03-29-2007, 09:53 AM
Fucking mindless numbskull. If I were him I'd borrow every dime I could to get it off YouTube.

theMUHMEshow
03-29-2007, 10:41 AM
Is this idiot trying to be as much like Ron Artest as possible?
lmao!!! His shit is A LOT better than Artest's...still that is not saying much...but damn.

BTW...Brent will be on tonights CBB dunk contest...something he will have a good shot at handling.

JackTalkThai
03-29-2007, 02:46 PM
In comes the big game Hunter
Known as the Big Game Hunter
Shoots threes like Lindsay Hunter

Lyrical brilliance like that doesn't come around too often guys. Enjoy it while you can.

theMUHMEshow
03-29-2007, 04:48 PM
In comes the big game Hunter
Known as the Big Game Hunter
Shoots threes like Lindsay Hunter

Lyrical brilliance like that doesn't come around too often guys. Enjoy it while you can.
...and another dynamite drop in from JTT

HipDigIt
03-30-2007, 09:00 AM
Just something real poetic about this moron coming in 2nd in the "Slam" last night. "We're #2" rings true when applied to this jagoff. Nice to see him repping for the U of Mum on national TV. Priceless.

Baker
03-30-2007, 10:57 AM
I loved watching this jackass in maize and blue last night on ESPN. Was that a pathetic performance or what? The judges walked him into the finals just because everyone knew he was capable of sick stuff and it was in his home state. But he still couldn't pull anything off. How can you jump that high and not do shit in the contest? BTW, I watched JRich do the between the legs off the bounce as a Freshman at State their national Championship year before Vince did it and before Petway blew it last night. What a clown!

theMUHMEshow
03-30-2007, 12:37 PM
I loved watching this jackass in maize and blue last night on ESPN. Was that a pathetic performance or what? The judges walked him into the finals just because everyone knew he was capable of sick stuff and it was in his home state. But he still couldn't pull anything off. How can you jump that high and not do shit in the contest? BTW, I watched JRich do the between the legs off the bounce as a Freshman at State their national Championship year before Vince did it and before Petway blew it last night. What a clown!
...ummm Tre...I will agree that Petway looked like a clown last night...HOWEVER I have seen him hit that dunk numerous times before games. The damn 30 second shot clock in the final round was BS...not to mention the fact that petway was about as focused as a whore in church.

Zip Goshboots
03-30-2007, 12:42 PM
For my money, the entire concept of Dunk Contests, which is nothing more than an Ass Clown Parade, can just go away now, and not fast enough.
Talk about something that has long ago worn out its welcome.

FillyCheezeSteak
03-30-2007, 01:11 PM
I agree with Zip. The dunk contest was sick back in the day and even just a few years ago with guys like J-Rich and Vinsanity, but when people are only showing up to collect $10,000 in their contract or you have some silly white guy then something is wrong. I believe there are over 300 Division 1 college basketball teams and you only have 8 show up for a dunk contest...........why? If you want a contest then make it a true contest. Have a regional qualifier or a best dunker in the "XXXX" conference and each conference sends a rep. I know there are more than 8 good senior dunkers in CBB. And Steve Lavin actually said something intelligent last night (it explains Petway looking like a fool)...............the celebration before or after a dunk is almost as important as the dunk. Unfortunately, that seems to be true. Sunglasses? Cell Phone? Autographs? Dancing?..............Just dunk the ball bitches!!!

HipDigIt
03-30-2007, 03:08 PM
For my money, the entire concept of Dunk Contests, which is nothing more than an Ass Clown Parade, can just go away now, and not fast enough.
Talk about something that has long ago worn out its welcome.
It has become a pointless, tedious excecise. Truthfully I saw about 10 minutes. The sunglass bit had me clicking pronto.

Jethro34
03-30-2007, 04:43 PM
Petway can dance about as well as he can rap.

Zip Goshboots
03-30-2007, 07:04 PM
This needs to be put to rest.
Those of us old enough to remember Thad Garner at Michigan can attest to the fact that Petway merits no more than a nervous laugh regarding his career at Michigan.
These will hopefully soon be remembered as the "Dark Ages, the days when Petway roamed the court in Ann Arbor, and the Others laughed at the thought of Michigan Basketball"