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Polish Man Cuts Off His Genitals In A Fit Of Anger

March 16, 2007 10:17 a.m. EST
Nidhi Sharma - All Headline News Staff Writer

Zakopane, Poland (AHN) - A 40-year-old man from Poland chopped off his own genitals with a knife after his wife left him. Tadeus Konopizc, who hails from Zakopane, cut off his penis and testicles with a 15cm kitchen knife in a fit of anger after drowning more than one bottle of Vodka.

According to reports, the man, who was in excruciating pain, still managed to call doctors to tell them about his idiotic deed and asked for help. The paramedics arrived on the scene and immediately asked for a helicopter to airlift the man to a special hospital, where they hoped to restore his penis back.

However, the heavy fog in the city delayed the arrival of helicopter rescue team and surgeons in the northern town of Bialystok said it was too late to sew back his genitals. Zakopan is now expected to undergo surgery for months to re-build his private parts using skin from other parts of his body.

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Who hasn't been there?

Ah Hah! That will teach....him.

How exactly is that going to teach the wife a lesson?

restore his penis, so he can procreate more idiots such as himself?

i think he was doing society a favor by lopping off his balls.

Give the phrase "Off with his head!" new meaning, eh?

restore his penis, so he can procreate more idiots such as himself?

i think he was doing society a favor by lopping off his balls.

Give the phrase "Off with his head!" new meaning, eh?

Matt, as Hermy might put it, you said a mouthful.

guess the penisn't mightier than the sword?



that's all i've got.

For inspiring a resurgence of dumb Pollock jokes, that eunuch is definitely winning a Darwin award. I'd bet alpacas on it. :)

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Who hasn't been there?

funny you should say this, cuz my thoughts exactly. man have i been there.

come on guys- we've all been there. who amongst us has not contemplated cutting off their man parts? i know whenever i get really upset or angry, my mind immediately goes to thinking of ways to chop off my genitals.

it takes an awful lot of self control to keep from doing it, i'll tell you. i admire this guy for having the balls to do what none of us has been able to go through with.

the one part of your body that brings immense pleasure and joy should be the first thing you cut off, in situations such as his.

Well, I've never really contemplated cutting off my dong to impress a (n) (unspecified love interest), but I have been willing to shave my ass hairs to win a bet for a twelve pack of Budweiser.

Give it two years and he will get a porn contract like Mr Bobbit. Hell if they can give a chick a dick, they can give a man-penis a dick.