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Black Dynamite
02-24-2007, 09:13 AM
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Looks like Don Juan DaPsycho

Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'
By Associated Press

Wed Feb 21, 4:43 PM

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Black Dynamite
02-24-2007, 09:15 AM
Stieghorst, who said he has lived in his small downtown apartment for five years, said he was watching an adult DVD in Spanish called "Casa de Culo." He said the movie has no screaming that would suggest to someone a woman was in danger.

"It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks."
[smilie=jefffoster.: [smilie=master_emot: [smilie=heatsmiley2:

Uncle Mxy
02-24-2007, 12:52 PM
Here's the DVD for sale:
http://discountporndvds.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/88571

Any man who can speak of doing the business on TV is a hero:
http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=2445613&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

Hopefully, he'll get a bit part in the American remake: "House Of Ass".

MikeMyers
02-24-2007, 07:16 PM
LOL!!
I saw this on the news the other night. I would have said I was watching a horror movie or something. This guy had the balls to go on the news and admit he was watching a porn.

b-diddy
02-25-2007, 11:28 AM
i've been there.

b-diddy
02-25-2007, 11:30 AM
39 years old, lives with his mom, no phone, owns a 3 foot long sword. i bet he spices up his dvd selection from time to time, too.

MikeMyers
02-25-2007, 12:29 PM
He must be the one watching that auction channel with the knives and swords.

Zip Goshboots
02-27-2007, 04:30 PM
A 39 year old "Living with Moms" psycho.
A bottle of Jergens.
A porn.
A sword.
A boner.
Sounds like a typical Stephen King novel.
What the hell was I thinking? Sounds more like an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
I wonder if the Psychotic Avenger has a dress in his closet.