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DennyMcLain
02-19-2007, 07:12 PM
I'm bored and pissed off. Screw y'all.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6830/cliffyiz3.jpg


http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8325/moodinica7.jpg


http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7161/trejo6.jpg


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2290/molasb4.jpg


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3861/zipnf4.jpg


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5241/gutzkg2.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-19-2007, 08:46 PM
McClain, you're a genius.
Instruct me, please, in the Way of the Brown Brush.
There's just ONE little problem with your rendering of my house: The spilt beer around the can outside my front door.
Me and spilt beer? NEVER!

Tahoe
02-19-2007, 09:33 PM
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9662/dmsr0.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-19-2007, 10:08 PM
McClain, you're a genius.
Instruct me, please, in the Way of the Brown Brush.
There's just ONE little problem with your rendering of my house: The spilt beer around the can outside my front door.
Me and spilt beer? NEVER!

Please direct your inquisition to Internet Sensation GlennDanzig, the originator of the BrownPaintBrush®.

DennyMcLain
02-19-2007, 10:08 PM
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9662/dmsr0.jpg

Yes!!!!!!! THIS is what BROWN can do for you.

Black Dynamite
02-20-2007, 12:18 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5241/gutzkg2.jpg
So thats what I'd look like as a nerd with Beedy eyes and a one piece one nostril Nose with insanely black pimplets.? Truly Ying and Yang:yingyang: My only complaint is a lack of a pocket protector....[smilie=heatsmiley2: I'm sure this thread gives Glenn a platonic non sensual woody.

Glenn
02-20-2007, 01:37 PM
This is all too much.

I'm just a man with limited graphics skillz and a little brown brush.

What an extremely humbling experience this is.

WTFchris
02-20-2007, 01:42 PM
I know, they took your forte and ran it threw the mud with their fancy graphic stuff.

Tahoe
02-20-2007, 07:17 PM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5205/rwsc1.jpg

DennyMcLain
02-20-2007, 10:18 PM
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3682/glennbj7.jpg

Matt
02-21-2007, 04:17 AM
[smilie=tank.gif]

Tahoe
02-22-2007, 01:50 PM
Thats pretty good detail on that tank Matt, but it supposed to be brown.

DrRay11
02-22-2007, 03:47 PM
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2910/glennhz9.jpg

WTFchris
02-22-2007, 03:59 PM
I'm not very good at this:
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/845/wadebrownyk0.png

Glenn
02-22-2007, 04:19 PM
I'm not very good at this:

Actually, this is one of those rare instances where the worse you are at it, the better you are at it.

DennyMcLain
02-22-2007, 09:46 PM
Actually, this is one of those rare instances where the worse you are at it, the better you are at it.

You're right. Listening to GD = GOLD!!!

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4015/sternvd5.jpg

Zip Goshboots
02-22-2007, 09:49 PM
McClain:
Please don't stop with the BrownBrush. Ever.

Matt
02-23-2007, 01:52 PM
OMFG, that was legendary, DM.

Chris, that actually made me blurt out laughing....

e-ray, i can't figure that one out.......and i can't figure out why GD has a switchblade in his hand, lol.

Glenn
02-23-2007, 01:54 PM
In Before Glenn Danzig Asks For Alpacas

In Before Glenn Danzig Assaults Four Alpacas

In Before Glenn Danzig Asks For Acronyms

(e -- that random dot on the right hand side is absolutely wonderful)

WTFchris
02-23-2007, 02:14 PM
I assumed he was pointing in Eray's. But he loses points for not using Brown in a brown paint brush thread.

Glenn
02-23-2007, 02:20 PM
It might be a different shade of brown, I'm guessing that he used unauthorized software to produce his, as did Denny.

MS Paint is the only authorized software of the brown paint brush [smilie=punks.gif]

WTFchris
02-23-2007, 02:21 PM
mine was definately done in MS Paint.

Glenn
02-23-2007, 02:42 PM
Some random pieces from my collection.

I'm in a bit of a nostalgic mood lately.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/waynewallace.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/brownsaunders_lol.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/thedrobber.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/bigz.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/Bob_Ross_Matt.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/doinitbiggg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/truedat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/roy_cow.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/landon_cow.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/curry_poop.bmp (Full disclosure: I'm not sure if I made this one or not)

Fool
02-23-2007, 02:42 PM
MS Paint is like government cheese. You don't realize there's something wrong with the expensive stuff until you try it.

DrRay11
02-23-2007, 03:03 PM
Yeah it looked brown until I looked at my laptop from a different angle, and yeah, I used Photoshop because it was open. For the record, it's...

In Before Glenn Does Another Fucking Acronym.

MOLA1
02-23-2007, 03:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/curry_poop.bmp (Full disclosure: I'm not sure if I made this one or not)
;)

DennyMcLain
02-23-2007, 09:42 PM
It might be a different shade of brown, I'm guessing that he used unauthorized software to produce his, as did Denny.

MS Paint is the only authorized software of the brown paint brush [smilie=punks.gif]

Can shitty MSPaint do THIS??????

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/56/wade2id2.jpg

I think not.

Daviticus 2.39
02-28-2007, 11:16 PM
I'm so glad I bothered to read this thread.

UberAlles
03-10-2007, 07:02 PM
This is a picture of my dear friend and mentor

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/1474/glenngt0.gif

DennyMcLain
03-12-2007, 11:10 AM
The use of multiple brush configurations diretly violates 3:22 of the GlennDanzig BrownPaintBrushBible. It reads:

"Thou shall not use different brush choices. One is the number of brush stroke selections, and the number of brush stroke selections is one"

Of course, it also reads: "And He looked upon us, and He said use MS Paint for all of your BrownPaintBrush needs".

Which means, I suppose, that I'm going to Hell..... oh well.

Glenn
03-12-2007, 11:21 AM
You guys are on fire, funny stuff.

BubblesTheLion
04-01-2007, 08:43 AM
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2369/sheedvy7.gif

DennyMcLain
04-03-2007, 10:27 PM
WTF?????

Bubbles for the Basquiat BrownPaintBrush Award (BBPBA)

DennyMcLain
04-03-2007, 10:40 PM
My modernistic look at Shaaq after 10 hour workdaay and three beers.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2065/sizzlerzz7.jpg

Fool
04-05-2007, 01:16 PM
WTF?????

Bubbles for the Basquiat BrownPaintBrush Award (BBPBA)

It took me about an hour, but I can now appreciate that comment.

http://www.geocities.com/louis_armand/basquiat.html

Thanks for the personal growth Denny.

DrRay11
04-05-2007, 01:41 PM
LOL@Bubbles'. Tha BALL Don't LIE!

Jethro34
04-05-2007, 07:49 PM
I have zero skills, as evidenced by the self portrait.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/Jethro34/untitled.jpg

Fool
07-05-2007, 05:22 PM
uk2sPl_Z7ZU

DennyMcLain
07-05-2007, 09:47 PM
Glenn > DaVinci

Glenn
07-06-2007, 08:17 AM
Fucking amateurs

Jethro34
07-09-2007, 10:08 PM
lol @ "Related video: How to be EMO"