Its no Sheed got yo baby but here:
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/3689/chriswebbernhg5.jpg

Is that for real? I can imagine the advertising campaign for this:
:Hey you! Yeah! Fuckstick! You, the one with a pound of old chili in your beard!
If you're tired of your old wallpaper, the Magic Johnson or Larry Bird stuff, try the REAL DEAL! Sick of Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods shit all over everyone's house?
Well, here at the Edmartin Company have something for you. Yes, those of you who want to associate themselves with the reality of life. The reality that you'll NEVER be like MJ, or Tiger, or Larry Bird. Nope, for those of you who can accpet the fact that you are complete losers who will never accomplish anything, try our new CHRIS WEBBER WALLPAPER!

Is that for real? I can imagine the advertising campaign for this:
:Hey you! Yeah! Fuckstick! You, the one with a pound of old chili in your beard!
If you're tired of your old wallpaper, the Magic Johnson or Larry Bird stuff, try the REAL DEAL! Sick of Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods shit all over everyone's house?
Well, here at the Edmartin Company have something for you. Yes, those of you who want to associate themselves with the reality of life. The reality that you'll NEVER be like MJ, or Tiger, or Larry Bird. Nope, for those of you who can accpet the fact that you are complete losers who will never accomplish anything, try our new CHRIS WEBBER WALLPAPER!
im so confused

it makes me feel like puking

You put teal in it. Not the way to win over the pistons fan crowd. Teal is a sore spot.

nice job, bigdt87.

Either I'm not up on "computer lingo", or this really is WALL paper, that you put, like, in your house. As in you buy this tuff, put it on your walls, and then have your friends over and ask them, "Well, whattya think? Does it match by black laqueur water bed" Does it clash with my black and brass coffee tables?"
I mean, help me here. Most of us are over twelve, right? We don't put wallpaper in our house of professional athletes, do we? (OR college or high school or Pop Warner).
We don't really think that shit is cool, do we?

Either I'm not up on "computer lingo", or this really is WALL paper, that you put, like, in your house. As in you buy this tuff, put it on your walls, and then have your friends over and ask them, "Well, whattya think? Does it match by black laqueur water bed" Does it clash with my black and brass coffee tables?"
I mean, help me here. Most of us are over twelve, right? We don't put wallpaper in our house of professional athletes, do we? (OR college or high school or Pop Warner).
We don't really think that shit is cool, do we?
lol dude. wallpaper, for your computer. a desktop.

yikes

OH! I said I might not be up on "computer lingo".
So, it's like a thing that is the background for all your icons?
That's the trouble with computer geeks. They try to make these things sound so "mainstream", with all kinds of shadow language.
Like "chat rooms"--not a room
Wallpaper-neither a wall, nor paper
Just stick to "1" and "0", and your collection of pocket protectors and quit trying to take over the world.

And don't think for one minute that I don't believe there's some 35 year old dude who has Chris Webber posters and real Chris Webber wall paper up in his bedroom, and a miniature rim over the doorway where he practices Chris Webber like dunks with a nerf basketball.

Dont forget that I have a Webber FatHead too Zip. Nice work bigdt, a bit loud for my tastes but good job.

This goes without saying, but I have no idea what a "Webber fathead too" is.
Please enlighten, so I can see if I need to rush out to "Dicks Sporting Goods" and buy one.
It might be just the thing to go with my new "Boorghash University Fighting Hemmorhoids" couch that I just ordered.

FatHeads are lifesize replicas of players that are made of vinyl or something and stick on your wall. Ive never actually seen one, but the commercials are on all the time.

Can I get one of Oprah?

Can I get one of Oprah?

Ewww.