and showing it to chicks.

ha ha

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TBL Investigation: That was Easy. We Found that Perverted NFL Analyst That Was Suspended.

The results are in from this morning’s guess the perverted NFL analyst contest. The responses veered from the bizarre (Suzy Kolber, Pam Ward) to the unknown (Derrin Horton). Before we reveal the final tally and an insider’s confirmation of who our Camera Phone Bandit was, here’s a quick refresher on the initial item, which came from Sportsline columnist Mike Freeman:

Media entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. Please make sure to clean off the mirror when you are done with it.

Leading the way with five votes was the only sane NFL voice at ESPN, John Clayton. Running a close second was Fox’s ample analyst, Bill Mass, who collected three votes. ESPN’s Sean Salisbury was the lone other multiple vote-getter. He had two.

Drumroll please: An ‘insider’ writes: “It’s 100% Sean Salisbury. Also check Pro Football Talk. They mentioned something along these lines awhile ago and even called ESPN about it. I can’t believe nobody picked up on this.”

Good thing we checked. Because Pro Football Talk has it here. Their last line is an absolute gem, despite its cryptic nature: “In fact, we were so surprised when we heard the news that we wish we’d taken a picture of our reaction with our Sprint phone, so that we then could show it to some of our friends.”

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http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/something-to-think-about-while-watching-sean-salisbury-226883.php


Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.

We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture.

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It [Deadspin]
SeanSalisbury.com [Official Site]
Sean Salisbury's Penis Pump [Joe Sports Fan]

(Note To Inside-ESPN Tipsters: We have always appreciated your kind forwards in the past; after all, you did alert us to the underground. But if you have this photo, please do not send it to us. We will not run it, and we really don't want to see it. We thank you in advance.)

Hilarious.

I hate Salisbury.

BTW, have you seen his wiki?

Professional Career:

During his eight-year career, Salisbury played for the NFL's Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Vikings, Seattle Seahawks, and San Diego Chargers, as well as the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League. Salisbury finished his career with 3,824 passing yards, 19 touchdown passes, and 19 interceptions. During his early tenure with the Minnesota Vikings, Sean quietly took a part-time job at the Saks Fifth Avenue (approximately 1991) in the Men's Sportswear department as an additional source of income. Lucky for him and his oft-worn Coogi sweaters, his time at Saks Minneapolis was relatively short-lived. He soon turned to making gay porn to feed his family. In time he found out he enjoiyed being the bottom in such gay porn classics as "King Dong", "Dickey Bizness", and "Beefcake Ridge".

Oh my god, what a loser.

Suspended? If it was up to me, he'd be gone just for general stupidity if nothing else.

Somewhere out there, Harold Reynolds is pissed off about this.

I just read a book about ESPN, called the "Uncensored Hostory" or some shit. It was written about 2000. The book detailed ESPN's ,um, RISE, and went to great, um, LENGTHS to expose the tawdry story of rampant sexual harrassment that goes on there.
Tirico is lucky to still have a job anywhere. I'm not surprised. ESPN is bigger than sports, it's probably a locker room atmosphere there.
The problem I have with it is that most of ESPN's female journalists are seriously unnattractive.
I can't think I'd ever want to bone Linda Cohn.

Damn near sounds criminal...like lewd and lucivious conduct of whatever the fuck they call it. What a fucking idiot.

I just read a book about ESPN, called the "Uncensored Hostory" or some shit. It was written about 2000. The book detailed ESPN's ,um, RISE, and went to great, um, LENGTHS to expose the tawdry story of rampant sexual harrassment that goes on there.
Tirico is lucky to still have a job anywhere. I'm not surprised. ESPN is bigger than sports, it's probably a locker room atmosphere there.
The problem I have with it is that most of ESPN's female journalists are seriously unnattractive.
I can't think I'd ever want to bone Linda Cohn.

That's probably the reason they're all unattractive. If they hired attractive girls, they'd have lawsuits out the ass. They have to hire the unattractive girls so that they guys refrain a little bit.

Colleen Dominguez is pretty hot.

He is on NFL Live right now. Maybe it was taped before he was suspended, but that doesnt make it very live now does it. Cant believe he did that though, you think he could get some ass in another manner. Coleen Dominguez has tits, but her face kinda scares me. The sideline reporter for the OSU/UW game last night wasnt bad lookin, dont know who she was though.

Either that or they just hire "SportsDykes".
Imagine telling a chick you can't hire her because she's too hot, but then asking her for a blow job.

I get the impression from reading these pieces that the suspension happened already (maybe a few weeks, even months ago) and the story behind it is just coming out now.

I can see it now, he's going around ESPN asking if anyone has seen his "Salisbury Steak". Well, I guess we know what the Salisbury family Christmas card looks like.

C'mon now, Pam Ward is smokin'

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And don't even get me started on Holly Rowe.

I'll be waiting to hear him come out with the obligatory, "I'm an alcoholic. I was abused as a child. My high school coach made me run extra laps one time. Oh, and I apologize IF I've offended anyone who took this the wrong way"

I can see it now, he's going around ESPN asking if anyone has seen his "Salisbury Steak".

LMAO Good one Zip

I wonder if he got this idea from SNL.

It's my dick on a phone.

Or, it's my dick in Linda Cohn.

Or, it's my dick in Linda Cohn.

I just threw up some mashed potatoes.

There are a ton of visitors viewing this thread right now, what's up?

I wonder if he got this idea from SNL.

It's my dick on a phone.

Step one...unleash the steak....step two....take a pic of that steak!