Alright; retarded new game that my friend and I came up with late night after a marathon web building session:

In the ass !

Much like the theory that any fortune cookie's fortune can be improved by adding the words 'in bed' to the end, so too can any line in any movie be improved by the addition of the words 'in the ass'.

Examples:

And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside... in the ass . -duh

I am dangerous, in the ass. - Top Gun

the best quote as of this posting:

"Well I believe in god, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze, in the ass" - Usual Suspects


I'm just going to throw this low-brow levity into the shark tank and let you great whites of wit frenzy at it. The official "In the ass" Contest forum will be showing up soon.

So I trust you'll be able to top the usual suspects; and the first addendum to the rules is Scotty from Star Trek is off limits as being both too obvious and probably unbeatable.

"Who ever heard of a snauzberry, in the ass?" Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka (the real one)

"Wait 'till they get a load of me, in the ass." - Joker, Batman

Coffee is for closers, in the ass.

"Momma always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get in the ass.'"

"Rosebud...in the ass"

How about this one from the Cecil B DeMille classic:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife...in the ass"

"It's easy. You just put your lips together and blow...in the ass"

"Hakuna matata...in the ass"

"I love the smell of napalm...in the ass"

"Luke, let the force be with you...in the ass"

T Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt... in the ass. - Dr. Grant.

It's Holliday season:
"Scrooge, you will be visited by three spirits...in the ass"

T Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt... in the ass. - Dr. Grant.
That's my favorite so far. Nice Mo.

"I see dead people...in the ass"

Say hello to my little friend...in the ass.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore..in the ass

Go ahead, make my day...in the ass

I'll have what she's having...in the ass

I'm the king of the world...in the ass

This is fun, nice topic.

If you build it, he will come...in the ass

Shaken, not stirred...in the ass

Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead...in the ass

I feel the need - the need for speed...in the ass

Why am I Mr. Pink...in the ass

"Don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion, and don't look at it, no matter what happens... in the ass." - Indiana Jones

"You have chosen wisely...IN THE ASS!"

Bring your green hat, in the ass.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff... in the ass. Napoleon Dynamite

"Keep it secret, keep it safe... in the ass."

"This guy's a monster.... Only one rule, though: No women or children in the ass." -Boondock Saints

All they want is a glass of water in the ass?


(see if anyone can get that one)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Rocky Balboa turns to his wife in the crowd after he beats Apollo Creed in the second Rocky and shouts:
"Yo Adrian! We DID IT! IN THE ASS!"

Here's one from the "In The Ass" Hall of Fame:
"So your father hid this watch in the only place he knew the gooks wouldn't find it: up his ASS"

Here's one from the "In The Ass" Hall of Fame:
"So your father hid this watch in the only place he knew the gooks wouldn't find it: up his ASS"

good old walken for you.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Rocky Balboa turns to his wife in the crowd after he beats Apollo Creed in the second Rocky and shouts:
"Yo Adrian! We DID IT! IN THE ASS!"

DING DING DING DNG! We have a winner!

Spock: Live long and propser... in the ass.

Picard: Tea! Earl Grey! Piping hot... in the ass.

Superman: Up, up, and away... in the ass.

"You're on 'double secret probation'...in the ass"

"Where does he get those wonderful toys in the ass?" -Batman

"I'll be back in the ass." Terminator 2

"Take the ring Frodo! Take it in the ass!" -Two Towers

"You talkin' to me in the ass?" -Taxi Driver

"I know what you're thinking, 'why didn't I take the blue pill in the ass?'" -Matrix

You know how theyre going to come at you!? In the ass. -Godfather

Every time I put my line in the water I said a Hail Mary, and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish in the ass. -Godfather II

"Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night in the ass" Leave it to Beaver

"So Peter, Whats happening in the ass" Office Space

"And the Lord will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger in the ass"

"And the Lord will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger in the ass"
Heh... that actually happened in the movie!

Here's a good one from "Scooby Doo--The Movie":
"Ruh Roh Raggie--Rin Ruh Rass!"

"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives in the arrse"--Braveheart

"Daddy Warbucks, I love you in the ass"--Annie

"Oh, come here ya big lug. The seventh time is always the charm...in the ass"
Madeline Kahn to Peter Boyle's Frankenstein Monster in the cave rape scene.

We're off to see the Wizard in the ass

Follow the yellow brick road in the ass

We wish to welcome you to Munchkin land in the ass

It's a Wonderful Life:

Mary: He's making violent love to me, mother! In the ass!



Juice:

Q: Man, you know what your problem is? You got no juice - in the ass.



Enter the Dragon:
Lee: Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory - in the ass.



Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond - in the ass.



Godfather II:

Michael: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone - in the ass.



Clerks:

Olaf: My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER! - in the ass.

"did he say making fuck - in the ass?"

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next... in the ass.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob

I don't remember the wordage (been a long time since I've seen Encino Man), but...

weezing the juice...in the ass.

Heh... that actually happened in the movie!

That was fucked up. I always thought they should have Big man goin midevil on hillbilly's ass. Dogs, pipes...ouch.

From Tommy Boy:

Quit playing with your dingy...in the ass.

Fuck the machine?....Fuck the Machine? Fuck the Machine...in the ass.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Okay. We're gonna run the picket fence... in the ass.

Hoosiers

There can be only one in the ass!

Back to the Future:

Doc: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit - in the ass.



Casablanca:

Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so - in the ass.



When Harry Met Sally:

Harry: I'll have what she's having - in the ass.



Superman Returns:

Lois Lane: I forgot how warm you are - in the ass.



Ocean's 11:

Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more - in the ass.

That's not a knife. This is a knife, in the ass!

Martini, shaken, not stirred...in the ass.

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg

Martini, shaken, not stirred...in the ass.

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg

almost the first repeat

Nah nah... the picture changes things

They traded in their horses for helicopters and went tearing around 'Nam looking for the shit... in the ass.

Apocolypse Now

Go ahead... MAKE my day... in the ass.

In keeping with the great news that Jack is back:
"FOUR HOURS??? In the ASS?"

"Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday... in the ass."
-from Casablanca

"Play it again Sam...In the Ass"
Oops! He never said that!

"Oswald was a fag...in the ass."
-Usual Suspects

"I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss in the ass!" -Empire Strikes Back

"Don't stop Thelma! Keep goin. Just keep goin' in the ass!"
-Thelma And Louise

"Huston, we have a problem in the ass."
Apollo 13

"He slimed me in the ass."
-Ghostbusters

"It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole in the ass!"
Caddyshack

"Ooh but I still smell her in the ass."
-Scent of a Woman

"Your gonna need a bigger boat in the ass."
-Jaws

"Daddy! I want a golden goose in the ass!"
Willy Wonka

"Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore in the ass!'"
-Network

"It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole in the ass!"
Caddyshack
Be the ball... in the ass.

"He slimed me in the ass."
-Ghostbusters

I think we have a winner.

Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later, in the ass?

Can you throw the "in the ass" in the middle of lines? If so it changes the whole game.

Example:

"It's so hot out here, milk in the ass was a bad choice" -- Ron Bergundy

No sir. In the middle of the line is too easy. Stick to the basics young padawan.

I have a question, No Quarter:
Did the chick in your avatar take it IN THE ASS prior to the money shot?

Tombstone

Doc Holliday - Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself, in the ass.

Han Solo: "CHEWIE! We've got to get out of here! FAST!"
Chewbacca: "GWGWGGAGAGWGWGAGhhahawh...In the ass"

"Scottie..I've..GOT..to..have..more..power, Mister...In..the..ASS"

"Sorry Captain, not till ya git me mar dilithium crystals...in me arse!"

"DAMN..YOU..Scottie..we..haven't..gottime..for..tha t! The..Klingons..are..coming..in..the..ASS.."

"Damn YOU, ya English bastard! What kin I doo? I've GOT NO MORE FUEL! The warp drive is...in me arse!"

"Well..Mister..you're ..gonna..have toearn..your..keep! Rightnow..I've got..three.. Klingon.. Ships...IN THE ASS!"

"Well keep them thar SAR! I found some dilithium crystals..IN ME ARSE!"

"Captain"
"What is it Spock"
"The Klingons have fired a torpedo. It's a direct hit...in the ass"

"SPOCK! Damage..report..NOW!"
"Captain, we've sustained minor damage in the engine room. And Uhuru has been hit...in the ass"

To be or not to be...In the ass (R&J)
...
I'm gonna get you sucka...In the ass (Im gonna get you sucka)
...
And yes, there will be blood...In the ass (Saw)
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I had a VISION!...In the ass
Tell us, what did you see...In the ass (Final Destination)
...
I can't find Nemo...In the ass (Finding Nemo)
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Your quite an anamal...In the ass (Xmen-3)
...
Ohh SHIT MAN, I shot Marvin...In the ass (Pulp Fiction)

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucka, motherfucka...in the ass"

A ready-made ass moment:

[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

It never quite sat right with me that his wife said that. I mean, they had one kid (looked to be about 4-5) and one on the way. You telling me Rod never played by the backdoor?

Fool: The back door? From your wife? Man, after a couple years of marriage, most guys are lucky if their wife even remembers what their dick lloks like.
The back door is what girl friends are for. Honestly, it will actually benefit your wife if you have some on the side, because you'll bug her less for sex, especially the stuff that she refuses to do.

“ Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis? Brody: What happened? Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpedo) into our side, chief. It was comin' back from the island of Tinian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinian) to Leyte (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyte_%28island%29). Just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boy). Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorsal_fin) to the tail. Well, what we didn't know 'cause our bomb mission had been so secret: No distress signal had been sent. Huh-huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief, the sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's...kinda like 'ol squares in a battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo). And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then we'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, we'd lost 100 men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bo'sun's mate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boatswain). I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well...he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Ventura) saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big, fat PBY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PBY_Catalina) comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, 1,100 men went in the water, 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945 [sic]. Anyway, we delivered the bomb....IN THE ASS" ”
—Steven Spielberg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Spielberg)'s 1975 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_in_film) film Jaws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_%28film%29) made the fate of the Indianapolis's crew infamous all over again.

It took awhile, but I got it in on the backside.

Figure out this movie:
"Go ahead, Fokker in the ass"

From Ghostbusters, still yet....

Venkman: Janine, would you get that please, in the ass?
....
Spengler: I grow spores, molds, and fungus... in the ass.
......
Stantz: I tried to think of something that wouldn't hurt us.... in the ass.

"I'm not sure how to say this, but I'm a pretty big deal in the ass"

"People know me in the ass"

"are you a god in the ass?"

"leave the gun, take the canoli in the ass."

"nothing is written, unless i write it in the ass"

"everytime i think im out, they pull me back in, in the ass"

"he made him an offer he couldnt refuse in the ass."

"whats that dirt doing in my hole in the ass?"

"what we have here is a failure to communicate in the ass"

"are you a god in the ass?"

"leave the gun, take the canoli in the ass."

"nothing is written, unless i write it in the ass"

"everytime i think im out, they pull me back in, in the ass"

"he made him an offer he couldnt refuse in the ass."

"whats that dirt doing in my hole in the ass?"

"what we have here is a failure to communicate in the ass"

lmao

Great movie btw.

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both, in the ass"

“His judgement cometh, and right soon” in the ass

"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap in the ass"

" As I stood there understanding how that bitter old man was still possessing his poor son even from beyond the grave, I began to see a terrible way I could finally triumph over God -- in the ass"

-"Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit? In the ass?"

"Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters! In the Ass."

"Did you hear that? That's a dickfer."

"What's a dickfer?"

"To pee with. In the ass".

spies like us?

"back, and to the left, in the ass. back, and to the left, in the ass. back, and to the left, in the ass".

"i didnt kill my wife, in the ass!"

spies like us?
Glan's trying to fit in now. You know, show us he's a baller. (In the ass.)

"you like apples in the ass?"

"I got her number. How you like them apples - in the ass"

"we need to go deeper, in the ass"

"why do men always insist on measuring their dicks in the ass?"

"we need to go deeper, in the ass"

winner!

"There's one big difference between you and me, George. I do this job because I've been trained to do it. You do it because you LOVE it in the ass".

"whats in the box in the ass?"

If it bleeds, we can kill it... in the ass.

"So Peter, Whats happening in the ass" Office Space

"And the Lord will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger in the ass"

Had to dig this one up.

"you had me at hello in the ass"

"show me the money in the ass"

"say hello to my little friend in the ass"

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, in the ass."

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators in the ass?"

Do you like this thread, Diddy?

So is this gimmick just a rip off of the "in bed" fortune cookie gimmick?

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship... in the ass.

Here's looking at you, kid, in the ass.

So I say fuck you Jobu! In the ass!