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Here was the winner of a contest to caption this picture:

"Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother. I didn't pull out in time..."

Can you do better?

"George, did you get that memo? You know you need to put a cover letter on your TPS reports."

"Son, you're a fucktard"

"Son, you interrupt a good joke I'm telling about fags and jews like that again in public and I'll cut your fucking eyes out"