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DennyMcLain
10-28-2006, 10:54 PM
It's funny how nearly every "expert" on ESPN.com has the Bulls anywhere from 3rd to 5th in the East, because:

a) They have no consistent inside scoring threat.
b) They have no legitimate #1 scoring option.
but
c) Best defense in the East

Are we talking about the Bulls here, or the 2004 World Champions Detroit Pistons?

Did I miss something, or are the so-called experts suffering from acute short term memory?

http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/1024/nba_g_bwallace_268.jpg

Laxation
10-29-2006, 05:13 AM
Let them have their fun... Its not like they dont have a scorer at PF either...

oh, wait...

ojay
10-29-2006, 01:13 PM
Bulls bandwagon is gay.

UberAlles
10-29-2006, 01:19 PM
Jason Maxiell is a sleeper agent for Ben Wallace.

Uncle Mxy
10-29-2006, 04:28 PM
Ben Wallace in a Bulls uniform is offensive.
Happy?

DennyMcLain
10-31-2006, 10:01 PM
Ben Wallace in a Bulls uniform is offensive.
Happy?

Well played®

Black Dynamite
10-31-2006, 10:40 PM
chicago does not need inside scoring. if you write them off on that, you're kidding yourself. we are in for a serious challenge from miami, cleveland, and chicago. And for the record we didnt look that great against washington last year. this will be the most contested year for us since 2004.

Fool
11-11-2006, 08:26 PM
Sam Smith (on WGN Bulls pregame) just blamed Ben for Chicago's poor start. He says they all expect to see Ben running all over the court, getting every rebound, blocking every shot, scaring teams out of the paint (pretty much 04 Ben) and that he's looked like he's lacked energy out of the gate.

BTW, Ben gets introduced third on the Bulls. That's just weird.

Looks like Sam wrote an article about it, go figure.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/cs-061110smith,1,3679416.column?coll=cs-bulls-headlines

Uncle Mxy
11-12-2006, 10:10 AM
Ben's shooting 43% with 5.8 ppg.

Verily, his offense doth prosper, unleashed from the heinous hellhound chains that doth bound his skills in the City of Motors.

Uncle Mxy
11-23-2006, 07:09 PM
He had 12 offensive rebounds in another offensive loss a couple nights ago.

Atticus771
11-25-2006, 12:48 AM
Ben had arguably his worst game ever tonight against Philly. No points or boards in 20 minutes, and he was yanked in the 3rd by Skiles.

Uncle Mxy
11-25-2006, 07:47 AM
Ben, you were supposed to -eat- the turkey dinner, not -be- the turkey dinner.