Thought I would share this with you guys. Let the laughter, head shaking and eye rolling commence.

Also, feel free to do this whilst reading [smilie=thatsfoul.g:




Dear Glenn,

In less than a month, Americans will go to the polls to elect a new U.S. House and Senate, 36 Governors, and hundreds of state legislators.

The November 7 elections will determine the direction our nation will take, not just for the next two years, but for years to come.

That is why I am personally committed to helping our GOP candidates win. Laura and Vice President Cheney are also spending as much time as they can campaigning in every region of the country.

I hope I can count on you to help, too, by doing two important things:

1) Make an urgent online gift to the Republican National Committee of $25, $50, $100 or more to help fully fund our final get-out-the vote efforts; and

2) Make certain you, your family and friends who support our bold, optimistic Republican agenda vote on November 7.

Will you help me and our Republican candidates again today? Your generous donation to the RNC is the single most important contribution you can make to ensure we maintain our GOP majorities in the U.S. Congress.

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Voters have a clear choice to make on Election Day, Glenn.

It's a choice between Republicans who understand the most important responsibility we have is to protect and defend the people of the United States.

Or Democrats who will wave the white flag of surrender in the global war on terror and deny the tools needed to achieve victory.

It's a choice of whether we move forward with our pro-growth polices that have created more than 5.5 million new jobs since August 2003 and kept taxes low so you have more of your own money to spend and invest as you see fit.

Or whether the opposition will turn back the gains we have made by raising taxes on working families and effectively stifling economic growth.

It's a choice of whether we will continue to confirm judges to the federal bench who strictly interpret the Constitution, not legislate from the bench.

Or whether Democrats will block our well-qualified nominees in favor of activist judges who want to invent new laws.

On issue after issue, the Republican Party is working to represent your interests and protect your values.

If the Democrats retake the U.S. House and Senate, they will immediately move to reinstate the failed policies of the past.

Their policies will cost American jobs, weaken our nation's security and devastate our economy.

To meet the challenges of the historic times in which we live, we must elect Republican majorities to the U.S. House and Senate.

That means we must get every Republican, like-minded Independent and discerning Democrat voter who supports our optimistic, hopeful agenda for America to the polls on Election Day.

Your contribution to the RNC will help pay for advertising, absentee ballots and the Get-Out-The-Vote drives that our candidates need to win.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

The opposition and their liberal special interest group allies are leaving no stone unturned in their effort to distort our message of hope, freedom and opportunity.

I am counting on active RNC Sustaining Members like you to give your support one last time. With your help, we can fully implement the policies that are the foundation of America's continuing security, prosperity and stability.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

Time is short, Glenn. I hope you will respond today.


Sincerely,
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George W. Bush

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P.S. Glenn, it is vital that we maintain our Republican majorities in the U.S. House and Senate. We must also elect more GOP Governors and state officials up and down the ballot. Winning is critical to keeping our bold, responsible agenda for America on track.

I'm counting on you to visit this secure website and make a special campaign gift of $25, $50 or $100 to the RNC today to help win nationwide Republican victories. Thank you.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

I am counting on active RNC Sustaining Members like you to give your support one last time.
The implication is that you'll never have to support them again? They really want the erection to be over, don't they?

we all want the erection to be over.

Godamned viagra.

Wow, Dubya emailed you personally Glenn. You should feel honored.

Lol.

I somehow got on the mailing lists for both sides.

Helps me keep track of what they're all saying, though.

What do you mean? He didn't email you personally?


LOL

Volume II

LOL@the consequences are "dire"


Dear Glenn,

In 2004, you were part of a historic nationwide organization that propelled my campaign to victory. Together we delivered a clear message to the American people about the need to keep our Nation safe and secure, the need to keep our taxes low to continue creating jobs.

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That message proved successful because you delivered it to your neighbors, co-workers, friends and family. This year, I am asking for your help once more. An important decision will be made this Fall - whether our agenda of hope and optimism continues, or whether the Democrats take control of the House and Senate.

The help you gave my campaign in 2004 was invaluable, and I am asking you to go to work again this Fall for your Republican congressional candidates. Time is short--Election Day is under one month away, and in many places people are about to vote early or via absentee. We must do the important work of grassroots campaigning if we are to maintain a Republican majority in 2006.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

For nearly six years, I have worked with the Republicans in Congress to protect Americans by strengthening our homeland security and pursuing terrorists where they live. Together, with a Republican majority, we passed tax relief that spurred unprecedented growth and now need to make that relief permanent. And, working with Republican leaders in the Senate, we confirmed two extremely qualified Supreme Court Justices who faithfully interpret the Constitution instead of legislating from the bench.

I plan to continue this agenda for two more years, but I need a Republican majority in Congress to continue the progress we have made. Without it, you can bet that our political opponents will do all they can to roll back important tools like the PATRIOT Act, to raise your taxes, and stop me from appointing conservative judges to the Federal bench.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

Thank you for what you did to return me to the White House in 2004. I hope you will put your talents to work for Republican congressional candidates in Michigan this year. The consequences of not succeeding this fall are dire for our agenda for America.

Sincerely,


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George W. Bush

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I bet some of that is bolded in the actual email.

Liberal.

What a crock of crap. I can't wait until 2008. I just hope the Dems put up the best candidate and not a show donkey that wastes time.

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Dear Glenn,
Today is Election Day and our Republican candidates need your vote.

I ask you to cast your ballot for Republican candidates who will keep America on the offense in the War on Terror, keep taxes low to grow our economy and work for our conservative values. http://www.gop.com/images/potusfinalimage.JPG

There are fundamental differences in this election. Our country cannot afford to elect a Democrat Congress that would abandon our strategy for victory in the War on Terror and raise taxes to pay for their reckless spending.

Laura and I urge you to vote Republican and to ask all your family and friends to go to the polls. The stakes are too high for you to stay at home.

Sincerely,

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President George W. Bush

Got another one today.


Dear Glenn ,

During my six and a half years in office, you and I have worked together to advance the Republican Party's principles to keep America safe, strengthen our economy, protect our values and extend the American Dream to every person who's fortunate to be a citizen of our great country.

In just over 13 months, Americans go to the polls to elect the next President. We have an important mission: to keep the White House in 2008, and retake the U.S. House and Senate. It is critical we do so and your help is needed today to ensure a GOP victory.

Next year, Chairman Mike Duncan and the Republican National Committee (RNC) will have the job of organizing our Party's national grassroots campaign effort.

Mike and I both are counting on your support to help lead the Republican Party to sweeping victories in the 2008 elections.

We know it is grassroots activists like you who put up the yard signs, knock on the doors, make the phone calls and do what's necessary to win and elect a Republican president and Congress.

And it is people like you who give generously to ensure our candidates have the resources needed to run effective campaigns and win. That is why I hope you will make a special online gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50, or $25 to keep the RNC's 2008 election programs moving forward.

Winning the 2008 elections will be the toughest test our Party has faced since we won the White House and added to our numbers in both houses of Congress in 2004.

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To accomplish our mission, Republicans must make clear how we will meet the challenges of defending America and extending our prosperity.

Republicans have a solid record when it comes to protecting the United States of America.

After the enemy attacked us, I vowed I would rally this nation and use our resources to protect you. And that is exactly what we have done. We have reformed our intelligence services to make sure we can find the enemy before they strike. We have fought to deny them safe haven in Afghanistan and Iraq so they cannot plan and plot again.

The fight for freedom in Iraq is the fight for the security of the United States of America and we must prevail. If we leave before the job is done, the enemy that attacked us would be emboldened. I believe if our candidates take the message of doing what is necessary to protect the American people, we will win in 2008.

Republicans also have a solid record when it comes to growing this economy.

Republicans cut taxes for everybody who pays taxes. We understand that if you have more money in your pocket to save, spend, or invest, the economy will grow.

If you look carefully at the budget the Democrats proposed, they want to return to the days of tax and spend. They will raise your taxes and figure out new ways to spend your money.

If our candidates remind the American voter that tax cuts have worked, that the economy is strong as a result of the tax cuts, and instead of raising taxes, we ought to make the tax cuts permanent, we will retake the U.S. House and Senate and hold the White House in 2008.

You can win most elections based upon strong national defense and good economic policy. But the RNC needs Sustaining Members to get this message out and support our Republican candidates.

Please support our cause today by making a special online contribution of $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50, or $25 to the RNC to help elect Republicans at all levels in 2008.

Glenn, Republicans believe in doing what's right for America. We believe that the best days lie ahead for our country. And I believe that we're going to succeed in 2008 with your support.

Sincerely,
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George W. Bush

P.S. Glenn, the RNC is leading our Party's drive to keep the White House, reclaim our majorities in the U.S. House and Senate, and elect GOP legislators in all 50 states. Please take moment right now to make a special contribution of $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50, or $25 today to help fully fund the RNC's 2008 campaign programs. Thank you.

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