The Word of the Seattle Times is God, and God said $1.15 a gallon.

And Denny smiled, and Denny bought this:

http://www.mathewscollection.com/images/cobra/cobra_5_450.jpg

and this:

http://www.beautifulvista.com/Recent_Photos/Recent_Trips/Glacier_Trip_Photos/Worlds_Largest_Truck.JPG

...well, maybe not THAT.