DennyMcLain
08-29-2006, 12:57 AM
In appreciation of our fallen hero, I present to you some potential nominees for an end-of-the-year awards ceremony. Of course, awards for "Best Mich/Mich St. One-on-One Slugfest" and "NBA I.Q. Dumbfuck" would best be left to the forum mods.
Potential categories and nominees for "General Topics":
USA Soccer Award (for the best Ensemble Fiasco)
The G brothers: Anthony, Mikey, and the Grand Wizard. Though Mikey's co-work with Uncle Cliffy on the GlennDanzig Outfest lands him two spots in this category, it is Anthony and Steve's blatant racial outbursts coupled with a cry of sincere innocence that makes them the front runner for this prize.
Mikey and Uncle Cliffy: The above-mentioned GlennDanzig Outfest was a classic of complete stupidity. Pretending to be GD was one thing, but taking it too far in the manner they did firmly plants them feet first in the WTF Hall of Shame.
WRH Trolls: Ain't nothing wrong with WRH, unless we're talking third tier wannabe's looking to make a name for themselves by trashing WTF, most likely at the behest of their fearless commander, broncos.
The Knickerbocker (for mismatch of the year)
Gutz vs. Anthony: Not close. Each time Anthony looked for some mind-numbing excuse to justify his actions, Gutz slammed him harder than Sonny Bono to a tree.
Taymelo vs. Denny: In an attempt to argue a useless point, Denny forgot one very important point: Taymelo is an angry Liberal with unlimited power. Result: Roadkill.
Mola1 vs. anybody: So one-sided it's embarrassing.
Steve vs. Himself: Truly a child with issues, as well as multiple personalities, Steve was an improvement over TheKid, until Artis Gilmore arrived to completely obliterated every inch of progress Steve had made.
The Lance Bass Award (for Assclown of the Year)
Minimum of 100 posts
Steve (Artis Gilmore)
Uncle Cliffy
Wrath of Diddy
The Justin Gatlin Memorial Award (for ban of the year)
Matt to WOD
"as they say in Argentina, ADIOS! please spare us your weak attempts and making new user accounts. it just makes you look desperate. matt4interspecieserotica will probably get you laugh back in 4th grade."
Mola1 to Whyt-Rhino
"You got banned because you're an ignorant sonofabitch.
Racist garbage will not be tolerated here.
Good luck saying that shit to someone in person. If I heard you,
First I'd beat the shit out of you until you're unconcious, wait for you
to get back up, kick you in the teeth and then piss on you.
I'd wait for you to come around again and then I'd smash your eyes and
nose in by swinging and hitting you with a tube sock filled with quarters."
It's late. I'm tired. I'll think of more later.
Potential categories and nominees for "General Topics":
USA Soccer Award (for the best Ensemble Fiasco)
The G brothers: Anthony, Mikey, and the Grand Wizard. Though Mikey's co-work with Uncle Cliffy on the GlennDanzig Outfest lands him two spots in this category, it is Anthony and Steve's blatant racial outbursts coupled with a cry of sincere innocence that makes them the front runner for this prize.
Mikey and Uncle Cliffy: The above-mentioned GlennDanzig Outfest was a classic of complete stupidity. Pretending to be GD was one thing, but taking it too far in the manner they did firmly plants them feet first in the WTF Hall of Shame.
WRH Trolls: Ain't nothing wrong with WRH, unless we're talking third tier wannabe's looking to make a name for themselves by trashing WTF, most likely at the behest of their fearless commander, broncos.
The Knickerbocker (for mismatch of the year)
Gutz vs. Anthony: Not close. Each time Anthony looked for some mind-numbing excuse to justify his actions, Gutz slammed him harder than Sonny Bono to a tree.
Taymelo vs. Denny: In an attempt to argue a useless point, Denny forgot one very important point: Taymelo is an angry Liberal with unlimited power. Result: Roadkill.
Mola1 vs. anybody: So one-sided it's embarrassing.
Steve vs. Himself: Truly a child with issues, as well as multiple personalities, Steve was an improvement over TheKid, until Artis Gilmore arrived to completely obliterated every inch of progress Steve had made.
The Lance Bass Award (for Assclown of the Year)
Minimum of 100 posts
Steve (Artis Gilmore)
Uncle Cliffy
Wrath of Diddy
The Justin Gatlin Memorial Award (for ban of the year)
Matt to WOD
"as they say in Argentina, ADIOS! please spare us your weak attempts and making new user accounts. it just makes you look desperate. matt4interspecieserotica will probably get you laugh back in 4th grade."
Mola1 to Whyt-Rhino
"You got banned because you're an ignorant sonofabitch.
Racist garbage will not be tolerated here.
Good luck saying that shit to someone in person. If I heard you,
First I'd beat the shit out of you until you're unconcious, wait for you
to get back up, kick you in the teeth and then piss on you.
I'd wait for you to come around again and then I'd smash your eyes and
nose in by swinging and hitting you with a tube sock filled with quarters."
It's late. I'm tired. I'll think of more later.