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DennyMcLain
08-29-2006, 12:57 AM
In appreciation of our fallen hero, I present to you some potential nominees for an end-of-the-year awards ceremony. Of course, awards for "Best Mich/Mich St. One-on-One Slugfest" and "NBA I.Q. Dumbfuck" would best be left to the forum mods.

Potential categories and nominees for "General Topics":

USA Soccer Award (for the best Ensemble Fiasco)

The G brothers: Anthony, Mikey, and the Grand Wizard. Though Mikey's co-work with Uncle Cliffy on the GlennDanzig Outfest lands him two spots in this category, it is Anthony and Steve's blatant racial outbursts coupled with a cry of sincere innocence that makes them the front runner for this prize.

Mikey and Uncle Cliffy: The above-mentioned GlennDanzig Outfest was a classic of complete stupidity. Pretending to be GD was one thing, but taking it too far in the manner they did firmly plants them feet first in the WTF Hall of Shame.

WRH Trolls: Ain't nothing wrong with WRH, unless we're talking third tier wannabe's looking to make a name for themselves by trashing WTF, most likely at the behest of their fearless commander, broncos.


The Knickerbocker (for mismatch of the year)

Gutz vs. Anthony: Not close. Each time Anthony looked for some mind-numbing excuse to justify his actions, Gutz slammed him harder than Sonny Bono to a tree.

Taymelo vs. Denny: In an attempt to argue a useless point, Denny forgot one very important point: Taymelo is an angry Liberal with unlimited power. Result: Roadkill.

Mola1 vs. anybody: So one-sided it's embarrassing.

Steve vs. Himself: Truly a child with issues, as well as multiple personalities, Steve was an improvement over TheKid, until Artis Gilmore arrived to completely obliterated every inch of progress Steve had made.


The Lance Bass Award (for Assclown of the Year)

Minimum of 100 posts

Steve (Artis Gilmore)

Uncle Cliffy

Wrath of Diddy


The Justin Gatlin Memorial Award (for ban of the year)

Matt to WOD
"as they say in Argentina, ADIOS! please spare us your weak attempts and making new user accounts. it just makes you look desperate. matt4interspecieserotica will probably get you laugh back in 4th grade."

Mola1 to Whyt-Rhino
"You got banned because you're an ignorant sonofabitch.
Racist garbage will not be tolerated here.

Good luck saying that shit to someone in person. If I heard you,
First I'd beat the shit out of you until you're unconcious, wait for you
to get back up, kick you in the teeth and then piss on you.
I'd wait for you to come around again and then I'd smash your eyes and
nose in by swinging and hitting you with a tube sock filled with quarters."


It's late. I'm tired. I'll think of more later.

Black Dynamite
08-29-2006, 01:11 AM
ok i laughed. dont know if i should have, but i did pretty hard. I hate you Denny. Good play.[smilie=running.gif] [smilie=burgerking.:

EDIT: dont know if it fits this forum though.

Darth Thanatos
08-29-2006, 01:24 AM
Where is "the Mel Gibson Award for Posting Futility"?

DennyMcLain
08-29-2006, 11:01 AM
Where is "the Mel Gibson Award for Posting Futility"?

Go ahead and do it, and post nominee suggestions along with it.

This will be the award ceremony for the people, by the peopleĀ®.

-NoQuarter-
08-29-2006, 03:28 PM
WTF's Dead beat dad award = -NoQuarter-

I still owe half you bitches child support...

Fool
08-29-2006, 05:31 PM
You get the Give a Hoot Don't Pollute award for your post recycling job in the Elton John thread.

DennyMcLain
08-29-2006, 09:44 PM
WTF's Dead beat dad award = -NoQuarter-

I still owe half you bitches child support...

The Tony Delk Award (for most traveled poster) = NoQuarter

Hermy
09-01-2006, 10:27 AM
WRH administration would like to know what we can win should we get the soccer award? Will there be an awards show where we can come, toss around some faygo, and kick little kids before snagging the award? Can Bronc climb on the top of a giant globe on stage rocking it back and forth as security gathers underneath? Will you make us Avs we can sport?

UberAlles
09-01-2006, 05:16 PM
I think WRH should be up for the Crystal Charmin award.

"We roll soft, soft like a baby's bum." ~ WRH

Hermy
09-01-2006, 05:23 PM
8 years ago that joke was "downy" or "snuggle" in place of charmin. Nice to see burlesque humor has come so far.

OUGrizz11PG
09-04-2006, 04:15 PM
Wait wait wait

In my absence, WOD was banned? I love justice.

Pharaoh
09-06-2006, 11:06 AM
Yes, Tommie.

I too missed all the action, but have been told a lot of other people got booted around the same time.

Time for a comeback?

DennyMcLain
09-06-2006, 02:17 PM
It's like Fujimori in Peru.


Yes, Tommie.

I too missed all the action, but have been told a lot of other people got booted around the same time.

Time for a comeback?

UberAlles
09-06-2006, 04:42 PM
It's like Fujimori in Peru.
Oh please.

The expulsion of Steve and Taymelo would be better characterized as an enema, and frankly, the lower intestine that is WTFDetroit has never been healthier.

Unibomber
09-08-2006, 06:04 AM
So, is there a banned posters list?

DennyMcLain
09-09-2006, 11:23 AM
Nomination for the Holyfield Award (for useless continuation of fighting)

Comrade v. Cruscott35 (Steve Irwin R.I.P.)

OUGrizz11PG
09-10-2006, 10:54 PM
Why is Taymelo banned?

How come everybody is turning on each other?

Black Dynamite
09-11-2006, 12:59 AM
Why is Taymelo banned?

How come everybody is turning on each other?
He isnt and its a long story. Ask Matt about it. If he tells you to fuck off pm me or someone else i guess.[smilie=paca.gif]

b-diddy
09-11-2006, 01:33 AM
benedict arnold award=b-diddy...?

ive been try to find a good way to say this, so this is as good as any.

i've dropped out of school (in detroit) and am starting up a career in chicago. i'll be gone by the preseason. i have no intentions of getting some sort of nba package, so i'll only beable to watch the pistons ~40 times a year (assuming decent playoff run). and since ben wallace is arguably my alltime favorite player, my loyalties will be tested.

Black Dynamite
09-11-2006, 09:55 AM
and since ben wallace is arguably my alltime favorite player, my loyalties will be tested.
Then i can't wish you any good fortune. In fact i can only hope he accidentally runs you over in his new truck.[smilie=running.gif]

Fool
09-11-2006, 09:58 AM
benedict arnold award=b-diddy...?

ive been try to find a good way to say this, so this is as good as any.

i've dropped out of school (in detroit) and am starting up a career in chicago. i'll be gone by the preseason. i have no intentions of getting some sort of nba package, so i'll only beable to watch the pistons ~40 times a year (assuming decent playoff run). and since ben wallace is arguably my alltime favorite player, my loyalties will be tested.
If that's true, I hope the Bulls trade for Rasheed.[smilie=moped.gif]


Wait, no I don't.

DennyMcLain
11-21-2008, 08:38 PM
Bump.

It's the end of the year, so I suppose WTF should have SOME kind of award giveaway, so the Golden Taymelo returns after a 2 year hiatus.

Already, one award is a lock -- the Rebuttal of the Year goes to Zekyl.


FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'M NOT FROM FUCKING CLEVELAND! I'LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!


Don't know about the rest. I'm making this shit up as I go.

Zekyl
11-22-2008, 10:27 AM
Just trying to do my part to make this board a great place.