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b-diddy
08-13-2006, 08:46 PM
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/4249/

im yao ming. a pretty good comparison, actually. i always suspected that if i was 7'6", instead of 6'1", i'd be in the nba. now i know.

Atticus771
08-13-2006, 08:57 PM
Yeah baby!

Apparently, I'm our very own Chauncey Billups. When I look at my game, that does seem pretty accurate. I like to shoot the three ball, enjoy pulling up for a jumper after a crossover, and am an average rebounder/defender.

Uncle Mxy
08-13-2006, 09:02 PM
I get Chris Webber, despite selecting "good d". Sheesh...

Black Dynamite
08-13-2006, 09:02 PM
SG Chauncy billups? oookkk i'll take it i guess.

srt4b
08-13-2006, 09:30 PM
I got Tony Parker damnit.

Anthony
08-13-2006, 10:11 PM
Me2. Fuck Parker. My jumper is 10x's better than his.

detroitsportscity
08-13-2006, 10:20 PM
I'm Tim Duncan.

I'll take it.

DrRay11
08-13-2006, 10:25 PM
Dwyane Wade.

(shoots self)

Anthony
08-13-2006, 10:55 PM
David Stern would throw him self into your grave.

Cross
08-14-2006, 02:54 AM
Jason Kidd

whyt-RHINO
08-14-2006, 03:05 AM
Yes! Danny Forston!

kdawg32086
08-14-2006, 03:23 AM
Ha Seung Jin...I filled in all the bad ones...LMAO.

For my serious one: (drumroll) Andrei Kirilenko

ojay
08-14-2006, 04:25 AM
Dwyane Wade.

(shoots self)

Ditto.

Balloonsface
08-14-2006, 08:15 AM
Shaq Diesel I don't really understand how I got that.

Fool
08-14-2006, 08:31 AM
I got Raja Bell. That's pretty accurate.

MoTown
08-14-2006, 08:33 AM
McGrady....

I figured I'd get that when I selected "lazy eye" as my go-to move.

Comrade
08-14-2006, 05:55 PM
Garnett.

Matt
08-14-2006, 06:12 PM
first time, i put i'm a SF and short for my position, but got Yao Ming? [smilie=rofl.gif]

second time, i put SG and got Dwyane Wade.

UberAlles
08-14-2006, 06:13 PM
This thing says I am Gilbert Arenas. I hate it. I am Peepee Sanchez. I demand a recount of the votes!

Unibomber
08-15-2006, 03:42 AM
I'm Steve Nash.

WTF.

Of all POSSIBLE players, he's on the very bottom of my comparison list.

UberAlles
08-15-2006, 06:59 AM
I dunno. You kinda look like Steve Nash to me. [smilie=burgerking.:

Darth Thanatos
08-15-2006, 01:34 PM
Shaq Diesel

YES! I was hoping for either Kobe or Shaq.

Glenn
08-15-2006, 01:48 PM
Wilt Chamberlain

Fool
08-15-2006, 03:00 PM
I wanna know what NBA player Elektra is.

UxKa
08-15-2006, 06:07 PM
Ben Wallace

no shit either, first try. must be accurate for some because thats why he was my fav player. too short for his position, couldnt shoot worth a damn, but played hard, rebounded and blocked shots. thats pretty much me. but there should have been another question... 'would you leave your team for money?' in which case im sure it would have given me a diff player.

JickBoy34
08-15-2006, 09:14 PM
I got Rasheed Wallace...ask Mood about my Technical's in our Rec league last winter.

WTFchris
08-17-2006, 10:39 PM
Mine was Ak47. D'sNuts thinks I compare to Kirk Hinrich, which I think is a little more accurate. Especially since I picked PG and average height (6'1"), neither of which is Ak47. I tried it again and tweaked it a little and got Shane Battier (which is pretty close to me as well, except for the hieght difference).

I doubting that all you people ending up with MVP canidates are accurately assessing your skills.

Atticus771
08-17-2006, 11:52 PM
Mine was Ak47. D'sNuts thinks I compare to Kirk Hinrich, which I think is a little more accurate. Especially since I picked PG and average height (6'1"), neither of which is Ak47. I tried it again and tweaked it a little and got Shane Battier (which is pretty close to me as well, except for the hieght difference).

I doubting that all you people ending up with MVP canidates are accurately assessing your skills.

I doubt anyone is getting an accurate assessment of anything with this ridiculous test. If any of us actually compared to NBA players, that sure would be something. But I definitely agree, Chris.

Glenn
08-18-2006, 05:53 AM
Yeah I suspected that this "test" was less than accurate when I put in a bunch of PG/3 pt related skills and it came back with Shaq.

Darth Thanatos
08-18-2006, 05:56 PM
I'd be more like Oliver Miller.

Although Oliver had a little game, so that wouldn't be too bad. :p

UxKa
08-18-2006, 07:18 PM
I doubt anyone is getting an accurate assessment of anything with this ridiculous test. If any of us actually compared to NBA players, that sure would be something. But I definitely agree, Chris.

well yeah, then we wouldnt be posting we'd be playing lol. but what you can say, is that the skill set is comparable just on a lower level. thats what i meant when i said i compared to ben, similar skill, just waaaay shittier body and level of skill ;)