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srt4b
07-24-2006, 04:33 AM
How can I get better tips from Black People?

Taymelo
08-01-2006, 07:54 AM
How can I get better tips from Black People?

I'll take this one.

Stereotype alert: If you can't handle them, don't read this:

I used to wait tables.

Unfortunately, its a trick question.

More often than not black people don't tip over 10%, no matter how much money they have, and no matter how good the service is.

I recommend not killing yourself to provide great service. You'll be wasting your time.

Forget about diners of Pakistani descent, as well.

Concentrate on white people. They are skittish about slavery. Kiss their butts, and they'll give you over 20% just so they don't feel like slavedrivers.

Varsity
08-04-2006, 09:50 AM
How can I get better tips from Black People?

I'll take this one.

Stereotype alert: If you can't handle them, don't read this:

I used to wait tables.

Unfortunately, its a trick question.

More often than not black people don't tip over 10%, no matter how much money they have, and no matter how good the service is.

I recommend not killing yourself to provide great service. You'll be wasting your time.

Forget about diners of Pakistani descent, as well.

Concentrate on white people. They are skittish about slavery. Kiss their butts, and they'll give you over 20% just so they don't feel like slavedrivers.

I'm kinda mad my race is getting stereotypic "cheap" comments from a jewish guy of ALL people. Anyway, as a black man I always give 15-20%...though I make no promises to people that "don't waste their time".

Taymelo
08-04-2006, 10:04 AM
I didn't say black people are cheap.

I said they don't tip.

I can see how you'd associate the two, but they're not necessarily the same thing.

You may be a real big spender, who buys lobster tail and Crystal, but then does't tip the waiter. In that instance, you would not be cheap. You'd just be a bad tipper.

Varsity
08-04-2006, 10:30 AM
I didn't say black people are cheap.

I said they don't tip.

I can see how you'd associate the two, but they're not necessarily the same thing.

You may be a real big spender, who buys lobster tail and Crystal, but then does't tip the waiter. In that instance, you would not be cheap. You'd just be a bad tipper.

Either way it's a stereotype that may be true for some, but not others. No different than saying "Black people love watermelon".

DrRay11
08-04-2006, 10:41 AM
Varsity's right, Tay. I was wondering when someone would say something about your post.

UxKa
08-05-2006, 04:43 AM
my black friends tip well except for one (lol). but after dating a couple bartenders and waitresses, apparantly thats not the norm. my poli science teacher burned in my head 'any generalization is false' and of course that applies here. but unfortunately a lot of black folk just dont tip well. i hate to say it, but it is true from the workers ive known. i shall now duck, but im just telling what ive heard. for the record, my mom, who has money coming out her ass, is the worst tipper i know. i cant tell you how many times she takes me out to lunch, and i end up leaving a couple extra bucks on the table. anyone can be a bad tipper, even rich white people.

Taymelo
08-05-2006, 08:01 AM
I didn't say black people are cheap.

I said they don't tip.

I can see how you'd associate the two, but they're not necessarily the same thing.

You may be a real big spender, who buys lobster tail and Crystal, but then does't tip the waiter. In that instance, you would not be cheap. You'd just be a bad tipper.

Either way it's a stereotype that may be true for some, but not others. No different than saying "Black people love watermelon".

Agreed.

That's why I prefaced my comments with "stereotype alert".

So what's the point?

Are people suggesting that to stereotype, in any instance whatsoever, is to violate our race policy?

Are you suggesting that my comments deserve some form of reprimand?

If so, please state your case. I'm not angry - just a bit surprised. I thought our race policy was clear, but I'm getting flack not only from more than one person in this thread, but from some Syndicate members as well.

Perhaps this is a good time to delve into the grey areas of the race policy.

My vision of this site is that people won't use race to insult each other, but we won't turn into a total politically correct hell which is no fun, not funny, not interesting, boring, intellectually stifling, and otherwise a big steaming pile of crap.

If my vision is not shared by the rest here, I guess I'm the one with the problem.

BTW: This is our race policy, as written by me.


1. No racial/ethnic insults. We tolerate innocent jokes that are in context. However, we do not tolerate racial/ethnic comments made with malicious intent (the Syndicate will be the judge, jury, and executioners with respect to determining intent);

If anyone here thinks I violated that rule, please explain.

Anthony
08-05-2006, 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Syndicate
1. No racial/ethnic insults. We tolerate innocent jokes that are in context. However, we do not tolerate racial/ethnic comments made with malicious intent (the Syndicate will be the judge, jury, and executioners with respect to determining intent);


If anyone here thinks I violated that rule, please explain.

........Nah dont feel like it. Please give up your powers and we'll see you in a week.

DennyMcLain
08-06-2006, 10:34 AM
Well well well....


My vision of this site is that people won't use race to insult each other, but we won't turn into a total politically correct hell which is no fun, not funny, not interesting, boring, intellectually stifling, and otherwise a big steaming pile of crap.

Then that vision must be one of a kaleidescope, my friend.

Artis Gilmore
08-06-2006, 10:55 AM
[smilie=banned.gif]

DennyMcLain
08-06-2006, 11:05 AM
I can think of no better place to post my 1800th comment than here.[smilie=burgerking.:

srt4b
08-06-2006, 12:53 PM
Wow, I thought it was a legit question.

Last night I took 37 Deliveries.

22-White avg tip 6.77
9-Black avg tip 1.44
4-Young White Kids (less than ten) avg tip 2.11
2-Hispanic avg tip .31

I keep a log of all my tips, miles, addresses, order totals, notes etc. Once in a while I will note race, age, or if there was a problem with a customer.

From my direct exp, 25-40 yo Black women tip me personally the absolute worst.

Keep in mind I am the prototypical Delivery Driver, on time, smiling, chatting about anything i see of intrest with customer, in full uniform, etc.

It can also be noted that any race that is sporting a "hip hop" image or speaking in ebonics will give consistantly the worst tip.


My best friend also delivers, he is black and runs the same percentage as I do. Although he does complain much more than I do, and also uses every racial slurin the book to describe every person who does not tip to his personal expectations.

Maybe it is different here in the south, we all have open discussions about these topics daily. We aren't up tight or afraid to speak outloud about a controversial subject. Everyone airs their opinion and we have a stimulating discussion and move on. I am the most un-racially motivated person I know of. I play ball every week with every race in the book. We all talk trash about eachother's race, mom, heiht, size, etc. No one has EVER been offended. I guess we just have thicker skin than most.

Anthony
08-06-2006, 02:08 PM
I'm moving to the south.

the wrath of diddy
08-06-2006, 04:48 PM
BAN ANTHONY! HE'S SAYING ALL ARABS SHOULD MOVE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shanethejuggalo
08-06-2006, 06:48 PM
BAN ANTHONY! HE'S SAYING ALL ARABS SHOULD MOVE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah

what an awful policy you guys have. black people don't tip, taymelo is right. maybe it would have been been to say "in most instances, black people don't tip" but come on. are you guys really that sensitive? bunch of vagina having fucks, you guys are

the wrath of diddy
08-06-2006, 06:58 PM
And that's coming from one of the blackest white guys I've ever met. All shane does is chase and use fat assed white women while listening to trick trick. That's about as black as it gets folks.

Hermy
08-06-2006, 07:05 PM
Black people have more pigment in their skin.

Darth Thanatos
08-06-2006, 07:06 PM
I'm scared of the South.

the wrath of diddy
08-06-2006, 07:11 PM
Jews like the Old Testament more than the new one.

DEPUTY INTERNET
08-06-2006, 07:21 PM
Jews like the Old Testament more than the new one.

That's a generalization. Have you been in personal contact with every Stein, Baum, Berg, etc. in existance and gotten their opinions on the matter? If not, then you are in clear violation.

the wrath of diddy
08-06-2006, 07:32 PM
I called 1-800-call-Sam for a free consoltation and he agreed with my assessment. So don't try banning me just yet for that comment because I now have the Bernstein advantage.

DennyMcLain
08-06-2006, 08:08 PM
When did this topic become the Triple A system for WRH?

srt4b
08-06-2006, 08:13 PM
I'm scared of the South.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Conf_Navy_Jack_%28light_blue%29.svg/275px-Conf_Navy_Jack_%28light_blue%29.svg.png

Anthony
08-06-2006, 09:00 PM
I called 1-800-call-Sam for a free consoltation and he agreed with my assessment. So don't try banning me just yet for that comment because I now have the Bernstein advantage.

That jew will charge too much.

Anthony
08-06-2006, 09:01 PM
BTW, I just drove home, this family of like 89 Chinese packed into one car almost ran me and every other car off the road. Chin couldn't pick a lane.

Black Dynamite
08-06-2006, 09:09 PM
When did this topic become the Triple A system for WRH?
when their favorite topic came up.

Hermy
08-06-2006, 09:35 PM
When did this topic become the Triple A system for WRH?
when their favorite topic came up.


Bloody vaginas?

DennyMcLain
08-06-2006, 10:18 PM
When did this topic become the Triple A system for WRH? when their favorite topic came up.

Bloody vaginas?

Right now, I see Shanethejuggalo as the top prospect.

cruscott35
08-07-2006, 04:50 PM
Sorry I took so long...

Black people, in general, don't tip as well as white people. Black people, in general, like rap music more than white people. Mexican people, in general, like burritos and reggaton...

Here's my story on racial stereotypes, and why they are suggested for a reason, and I think I've told this at WRH as well...

The first day I reported to the ship, we were set to go on a family day cruise, where we get there ass early in the morning, take a bunch of family members and friends out to sea on a big aircraft carrier for the day, let them pretend they are in the navy for 10 hours, and go home. Well, since this was my first day, I didn't really know where everything was, hadn't made friends, didn't know where to hang out, so I wandered down to the "black berthing", one that was heavily populated by black guys, where they slept and relaxed. What did I see, you ask? Four brothers gathered around around a table, playing dominos, watching BET, while a fifth comes down with a plate of chicken wings and watermelon. There was too many stereotypes in that story to make up, and I swear, and TP can attest to this, because I found it so funny that I told him after it happened, this story is 100% true.

Anthony
08-07-2006, 05:13 PM
Thats fucking great!

I went out to lunch before class with a black friend and I drove straight to KFC. LMFAO.

[smilie=rofl.gif]

shanethejuggalo
08-07-2006, 06:48 PM
I went to the mall with my black friend Tyrone and he immediately targeted and cornered a white woman. Luckily, I threw him a basketball in time to distract him otherwise his jungle instincts would have taken over and a poor innocent girl would have been corrupted with an unwanted Ubangi cock.

True story, BTW

cruscott35
08-07-2006, 06:59 PM
Another thing about the chicken thing, there were so many brothers in Norfolk VA that they actually had three competing fried chicken places on the same corner.

DennyMcLain
08-07-2006, 07:23 PM
Anthony is playing well in the WRH Triple A affiliate, batting .325 with an OBP of .412, including 21 steals in 50 games.

Might be called up soon. Stay tuned.

the wrath of diddy
08-07-2006, 08:27 PM
Thats fucking great!

I went out to lunch before class with a black friend and I drove straight to KFC. LMFAO.

[smilie=rofl.gif]

Sure it wasn't Popeye's?

http://home.comcast.net/~wrathofdiddy/biggunnapopeyes.jpg

Betcha that's orange soda.

12 piece & a biscuit + Sunkist=Nirvana

Book it.

the wrath of diddy
08-07-2006, 08:43 PM
BTW I was eating fried chicken, some coleslaw and drinking a Sunkist when I posted that.

I wonder if I'll get banned for that.

Anthony
08-07-2006, 09:49 PM
Thats fucking great!

I went out to lunch before class with a black friend and I drove straight to KFC. LMFAO.

[smilie=rofl.gif]

Sure it wasn't Popeye's?

http://home.comcast.net/~wrathofdiddy/biggunnapopeyes.jpg

Betcha that's orange soda.

12 piece & a biscuit + Sunkist=Nirvana

Book it.

No, but when my dads credit info was stolen by blacks from a shop he used to work in, the place it was most used was Churches Chicken.

Anthony
08-07-2006, 09:50 PM
BTW I was eating fried chicken, some coleslaw and drinking a Sunkist when I posted that.

I wonder if I'll get banned for that.

Maybe if it was koolaid