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DennyMcLain
08-05-2006, 01:39 AM
The country of West Michigan has a valuable natural resource in Meijer's. Taymelo, you really should consider invading so Wal-Mart and other firms that exploit natural resources will prosper.

This Country of Western Michigan fascinates me. Is it sovergn? Must I require a passport for clear passage? What kind of resorts might I expect upon arrival? Mxy, you seem to be the keeper of knowledge in regards to this Luxembourg of the United States.

I was thinking of visiting Tahiti sometime soon, but I feel Western Michigan calling for me. Tell me: Is it worth it?

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Uncle Mxy
08-05-2006, 08:46 AM
It depends on your ethnicity.

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

Currently, it's ruled by the DeVos mercantile family, and other landed gentry.

I'm unclear about the passport requirements, but the Meijer card on my keychain usually guarantees safe passage, as long as I don't speak of progressive ideas like buying booze on Sundays.

Lodging? Grand Haven is the home of the world's largest musical fountain. I'd start there.

DennyMcLain
08-05-2006, 02:58 PM
It depends on your ethnicity.

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

Currently, it's ruled by the DeVos mercantile family, and other landed gentry.

I'm unclear about the passport requirements, but the Meijer card on my keychain usually guarantees safe passage, as long as I don't speak of progressive ideas like buying booze on Sundays.

Lodging? Grand Haven is the home of the world's largest musical fountain. I'd start there.

Does it take requests?

Screw Bora Bora. W. Michigan is for me!