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giffman
08-01-2006, 09:43 AM
Officially married. Discuss.

DrRay11
08-01-2006, 09:45 AM
I can't say I care very much -- never do care about celebs. They're just people.

Anthony
08-01-2006, 09:45 AM
Yep. Although, Kid's got him self quite a set of boobs.
In a way, its like he scored one for the entire city of Detroit.

Artis Gilmore
08-01-2006, 09:57 AM
Whats them having like 10000 weddings? WTF is that? Fuck them.

giffman
08-01-2006, 10:23 AM
I guess I'm not sure what either of them is thinking. She is marrying one ugly-ass SOB; and his new wife has had more bones buried in her than a cemetary.

Which of them do you think deserves the official WTF "What Were You Thinking?" award, and why?

DrRay11
08-01-2006, 10:45 AM
Well, if they're both idiots, then they're the perfect couple.

Darth Thanatos
08-01-2006, 11:30 AM
He married an old chick who is a PETA member and has Hepatitis.

BRILLIANT!

(PS. I give it 4 months)

Pharaoh
08-01-2006, 11:43 AM
You'd bang her Arch. Don't lie. She could have full blown AIDS and you'd bang her.

You might wear twenty doms and strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in but you'd still do her

giffman
08-01-2006, 11:56 AM
You'd bang her Arch. Don't lie. She could have full blown AIDS and you'd bang her.

You might wear twenty doms and strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in but you'd still do her


Ain't that the truth. Cracks me up how someone will post a picture of some nude Playboy model and one of us fat, smelly, out of shape fuckers say that we wouldn't do her because she has a mole on her left forearm or because she's wearing the wrong colored nail polish. The fact is that if any of us got alone with a naked hottie we'd probably come before we even got our pants off . . . . .

Pharaoh
08-01-2006, 12:03 PM
Speak for yourself.

And don't you mean "cum", not come?

can't wait to see what you do with that

giffman
08-01-2006, 12:10 PM
Speak for yourself.

And don't you mean "cum", not come?

can't wait to see what you do with that


Cum, jizz, spew, dribble, squirt, splat, I don't care what you call it, the simple fact is that if ANY chick from the Champagne Room did a hot little strip tease for one of us furious pud thumpers, 100 percent of us would do her, and almost all of us would be synonymous with the movie "Gone In 60 Seconds".

Darth Thanatos
08-01-2006, 12:13 PM
You'd bang her Arch. Don't lie. She could have full blown AIDS and you'd bang her.

You might wear twenty doms and strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in but you'd still do her


Ain't that the truth. Cracks me up how someone will post a picture of some nude Playboy model and one of us fat, smelly, out of shape fuckers say that we wouldn't do her because she has a mole on her left forearm or because she's wearing the wrong colored nail polish. The fact is that if any of us got alone with a naked hottie we'd probably come before we even got our pants off . . . . .


There's a difference between moles and STDs.

I wouldn't touch Pam Anderson with a 5366475685879797986986 foot pole.

Darth Thanatos
08-01-2006, 12:14 PM
Now if she was disease free, I'd be all over it.

Uncle Mxy
08-02-2006, 08:17 AM
She looked so much better before plastic surgery. The lucky scud that got her during her prime years was Scott Baio.

Moodini31
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
You'd bang her Arch. Don't lie. She could have full blown AIDS and you'd bang her.

You might wear twenty doms and strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in but you'd still do her

My thoughts exactly. She'll always have a special place in my heart as Tre, Wizzle and I were somehow able to buy the Pamela Anderson Playboy Centerfold video from Media Play when I was 15. Boing!

She could be 80 years old and her wrinkly boobs could be dragging on the floor, (is that possible with silicone?) and I'd git-R-done without hesitation, and Giff, I'd pry be "Gone in less than 30 seconds".

Glenn
11-27-2006, 04:05 PM
:ronjeremy:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061127/ap_en_ot/people_anderson_rock


Rep: Pamela Anderson divorcing Kid Rock

1 hour, 5 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock after less than four months of marriage, the actress' publicist said Monday.

Anderson's representative said the former "Baywatch" star filed for divorce last week, but would not comment on the reason or any particulars of the divorce. The split was first reported by People magazine.

A publicist for Kid Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, didn't immediately return messages left by The Associated Press on Monday.

"Yes, it's true," Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site. "Unfortunately impossible."

The relationship between Anderson, 39, and Ritchie, 35, has been a turbulent one since they became engaged in 2002. They broke up the following year, but later reunited and this summer embarked on a tour of wedding ceremonies.

They were wed in late July near St. Tropez, France, and again at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Aug. 3. They tied the knot a third time in an Aug. 17 ceremony in Nashville, Tenn.

Earlier this month, Anderson's spokesman, Tracy Nguyen, confirmed that Anderson recently suffered a miscarriage. The pregnancy was not believed to be far along.

Anderson has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, from her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee. Ritchie, a Michigan native who owns a condo in Nashville, has a 13-year-old son, Bob Jr.

MoTown
11-27-2006, 04:13 PM
I don't believe in true love anymore. I was sure that one was for real.

MoTown
11-27-2006, 04:14 PM
He married an old chick who is a PETA member and has Hepatitis.

BRILLIANT!

(PS. I give it 4 months)


Nice call!!!

Uncle Mxy
11-27-2006, 05:07 PM
DAMN you got that one right!
We're not worthy!

giffman
12-01-2006, 10:54 AM
Meanwhile, dozens of WTF posters furiously begin strapping boards to their asses . . .