I don't know how great of a topic this is or if it has been before; but today when I was checking out the new releases of music for Tuesday I was a little irked by one of my pet peeves. We all have things in life that bother us or irritate us on a small level so I was wondering what other people's pet peeves were.

So to get the thread started here is one of my many pet peeves, it involves music, specifically one-hit wonder groups who after ten years try to release a greatest hits album. This week brings two such albums Third Eye Blinds: A Collection and The Rembrandts: Greatest Hits both groups had one popular song maybe two that made waves. Therefore I am sure that anyone who wanted to hear I'll Be there for You, more than 12,000 times has the song already, Same goes for Semi-charmed life or How's it Gonna Be, those who liked it then bought it nobody was busting down the doors of the music industry demanding these albums must be made, so why make yourself look retarded.

I was going to make this thread before when something pissed me off but I forgot at the moment.

So to get the thread started here is one of my many pet peeves, it involves music, specifically one-hit wonder groups who after ten years try to release a greatest hits album. This week brings two such albums Third Eye Blinds: A Collection and The Rembrandts: Greatest Hits both groups had one popular song maybe two that made waves. Therefore I am sure that anyone who wanted to hear I'll Be there for You, more than 12,000 times has the song already, Same goes for Semi-charmed life or How's it Gonna Be, those who liked it then bought it nobody was busting down the doors of the music industry demanding these albums must be made, so why make yourself look retarded.
Cosigned!

You don't release a "greatest hits" unless damn near every song on there is something in the public consciousness. If you have cool rare stuff you want to expose people to, put it on an additional disc to complement the greatest hits collection(s).

My pet peeve this morning involves people who can't read emails so they need a conference call where I essentially recite the email to them.

You don't release a "greatest hits" unless damn near every song on there is something in the public consciousness. If you have cool rare stuff you want to expose people to, put it on an additional disc to complement the greatest hits collection(s).

Along the same vein - groups who put brand-new songs on their greatest hits albums.

I'll never forgive Journey for omitting "Still They Ride" in favor of "Be Good To Yourself" on their greatest hits album.

Along the same vein - groups who put brand-new songs on their greatest hits albums.

I'll never forgive Journey for omitting "Still They Ride" in favor of "Be Good To Yourself" on their greatest hits album.
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"Be Good To Yourself" was a hit single from the Raised on Radio album that came out two years before their Greatest Hits album. It wasn't brand-new.

I HaTe iT wHeN PplZ haVe 2 talk LyK DisSsSsS.

I guess this isnt really a pet peeve, but cocky mofuckers

Along the same vein - groups who put brand-new songs on their greatest hits albums.

I'll never forgive Journey for omitting "Still They Ride" in favor of "Be Good To Yourself" on their greatest hits album.
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"Be Good To Yourself" was a hit single from the Raised on Radio album that came out two years before their Greatest Hits album. It wasn't brand-new.

I took a stab. I think they released a new one on that album, but I can't remember the name. Either way, Be Good To Yourself should've never, ever trumped Still They Ride. No fucking way.

I hate people who ask for advice and then don't take it.

I hate people who will ask you to be honest, and then can't handle it.

I hate people who think their opinion is more important than mine.

I hate people who are more articulate than I am.

I hate people who do less work than I do but get paid more

I hate people who refuse to grow up

I hate people who can get pot for free

I hate people who drive too slowly

I hate people who can't move past a previous debate

Look, let's reduce this list: I hate people

Sorry to bump this up, but this has been irking me for a while.

Why do chicks wear revealing or sexy clothing in public, but cover up in a jacket, and when you ask them to see what they're wearing the get all shy and shit?

Why wear revealing clothing in public if you don't plan showing it off?

BYAAAAAAAAAAH

Sorry to bump this up, but this has been irking me for a while.

Why do chicks wear revealing or sexy clothing in public, but cover up in a jacket, and when you ask them to see what they're wearing the get all shy and shit?

Why wear revealing clothing in public if you don't plan showing it off?

BYAAAAAAAAAAH


I'd be happy to show you what I'm wearing under MY trenchcoat . . . .

Lance Bass can't wait.

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Lance Bass can't wait.

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Oh, I've already had the N'Syncer in sphincter . . . .

Am I a bad person for finding that arousing?

my pet peeve: sports analysts who pluralize everything, like if they're talking about the NBA western conference: "you've got the san antonios, the sacramentos, etc, etc". or if you're talking about the MVP running, "you've got your kobe bryants, you steve nashes."

WTF!!?!?! there's only ONE of them.

^^Werd, Matt, werd.

Sorry to bump this up, but this has been irking me for a while.

Why do chicks wear revealing or sexy clothing in public, but cover up in a jacket, and when you ask them to see what they're wearing the get all shy and shit?

Why wear revealing clothing in public if you don't plan showing it off?

BYAAAAAAAAAAH

Or when a hottie walks by in super tight pants or shorts, and just when you go to look at her ass....you see nothing but granny-panty sized underware lines....fuckin gross.

Bitches who just have to cut to get into the line. Jesus fucking christ. Wait the fuck up fuck.

My pet peeve is flouride in the drinking water.

And 4 way stops. That's one thing North America could do better. Adopt the European Round-About system. Once you're in, you're committed!

Sorry to bump this up, but this has been irking me for a while.

Why do chicks wear revealing or sexy clothing in public, but cover up in a jacket, and when you ask them to see what they're wearing the get all shy and shit?

Why wear revealing clothing in public if you don't plan showing it off?

BYAAAAAAAAAAH

Or when a hottie walks by in super tight pants or shorts, and just when you go to look at her ass....you see nothing but granny-panty sized underware lines....fuckin gross.

I am offically old because I remember when thongs were uncommon, not worn by girls 11 and up.

I hate it when you go out of your way to hold the door for someone, and they don't even acknowledge your presence.

I hate getting junk mail.

I hate it when people know a lane is closed, yet go all the way to the front of the line and signal to get over and force their way in. The reason there is a traffic jam is because of those bitches!

(I hate how women drive... sue me)

I hate it when people know a lane is closed, yet go all the way to the front of the line and signal to get over and force their way in. The reason there is a traffic jam is because of those bitches!


That right there is true. Fucking idiots.

I hate when I think I've posted in a thread, so I go through it looking for my post (as an idication of where I last read up to) only to find I didn't post in the thread at all.

I hate it when people know a lane is closed, yet go all the way to the front of the line and signal to get over and force their way in. The reason there is a traffic jam is because of those bitches!


That right there is true. Fucking idiots.

There should be a trooper at the front of the line with a shotgun blasting those fuckers. Seriously.

i cant stand people fidgeting or tapping or whatever near me. some examples: if my gf and i are on the couch or bed, and she is bouncing her foot or fidgeting in some way, it drives me crazy. if my cat is near me, or even in my peripheral vision, i cant stand when she cleans herself. the first time i ever punched someone, was in 2nd or 3rd grade when this kid next to me kept tapping his pencil and knew it was bothering me so wouldnt stop. first i asked the teacher to make him stop, she told me to deal with it, so i did and punched him in the eye, and he stopped... i guess i won lol.

basically any repetitive motion that i can feel, or see, will cause problems. i know im a little OCD about it, but it really drives me that crazy.

I hate people who own a sense of entitlement, like those beforementioned assholes who pull that lane grab, folks who "walk" across a busy boulevard talking on their cell phone and not paying attention as 4000 lbs. vehicles slam on their brakes to avoid a collision, and people who stand in line ahead of you at a crowded cafe yaking to their friend, and then when it's their turn to order have NO IDEA what they fucking want.

I also have a problem with assclowns who are rude because society enables it by backing down, and coddles them by rewarding their aggression with success.

i forgot to add, i hate people with excessively barking dogs. my neighbors... they have 2 dogs and a doggie door. i know for a fact that it has a lock on it but they never lock it. i take my dog out at noon or midnight or even 3am, and i get fucking barked at like crazy. i got a pitbull so he doesnt appreciate that, he behaves but it does make it tougher on me to walk him. i havent walked out my back door for over a year now and not gotten barked at 90% of the time, they bite too. ive never called the cops on anyone but they have brought me to it, called about 5 times now and nothing has happened other than a checkup and sorry. whats worse is sometimes they go to a cottage for 4 or 5 days, and lock the dogs inside with the windows closed and no AC. so the dogs piss n shit everywhere and when they get home they clean it up. just bad dog owners, and besides that... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

sorry but its 1:30am here and i just got the shit barked outta me for just walking out my back door.

I hate fat chicks who feel the need to dress sexy.

I hate fat chicks who feel the need to dress sexy.

yep, or old bitches who wear fucking toe rings. WTF is up with that? SERIOUSLY, WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT?

I also have a problem with assclowns who are rude because society enables it by backing down, and coddles them by rewarding their aggression with success.
YOU MUST OBEY ME BECAUSE I AM LOUD!!!

I also can't stand people who aren't open minded about music. Or open minded in general, I guess.

Who uses deodorant that is not also an anti-perspirant? The fact that they still sell plain deodorant is just a scam to nab unsuspecting females buying for their spouses. That's $4 straight to the trash can.

Fuck you Mennen!

Supermarket cashiers/baggers (at Meijer, they are on in the same) that sort and group things together as they are bagging them.

Just throw the shit in the bags and let me get the hell out of there.

People who don't understand the greatness that WAS The Floaters.

Supermarket cashiers/baggers (at Meijer, they are on in the same) that sort and group things together as they are bagging them.

Just throw the shit in the bags and let me get the hell out of there.

I had two weird things that police might be able to tie together for me that happened at the supermarket but I dont have the forensics to do myself. 1, the bag boy put every single item in its own plastic bag (weird), even a 12-pack of pop. 2, one item/bag was a large bottle of lighter fluid for the grill. Somehow before I got home the cap got knocked off the bottle and a good portion spilled in my trunk, and the majority of it in my kitchen. He must have thrown it in the cart, and it hit the side and knocked the cap off... thats all I can think of. My kitchen stunk like lighter fluid all day and night and my car still stinks.

In the spirit of the 'hit it or not to hit it' thread I'll add one. Psycho people who want/love you even though its not happening. Move on, don't latch on in the first place, etc. I've had the same gf for almost three years now, get a clue.

One more. The show 'This Week at War' on CNN. Not the show, the title. I know we are in a war right now, but the name kind of implies that this country is always at war and it just bugs me. Honestly I've never watched the show.

Stepping.


I think that is the STUPIDEST shit I have ever seen.

Shower heads at hotels that are so low they hit you in the chest.

Shower heads at hotels that are so low they hit you in the chest.


No kidding. I'm 6'7. I get tired of that shit really quickly.

My pet peeve is that couples don't dance in public anymore. Is anyone old enough to remember the 70s? Do you remember how people just danced everywhere? You'd see people grooving at the park, on the sidewalk, in the record stores to the music they played overhead...it was dope, and it was a sign of a healthy society. Now people just sit at home and play WoW.

I'm such a non-conformist, that I'm not going to conform to your non-conformist ways so I will go dance in the streets.

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My pet peeve is that couples don't dance in public anymore. Is anyone old enough to remember the 70s? Do you remember how people just danced everywhere? You'd see people grooving at the park, on the sidewalk, in the record stores to the music they played overhead...it was dope, and it was a sign of a healthy society. Now people just sit at home and play WoW.

The old people are the only ones that know how to dance too. At almost every wedding/dinner club, etc the old ones are out there cutting rug and the other people are just trying to look like they are not the worst dancers out there. I guess parents just don't teach their kids and they never learn the rythm. Of course there are good young dancers to hip hop music, but I'm talking ball room style.

When our parents were growing up, learning how to dance was a rite of passage that pretty much went hand in hand with not embarrassing yourself in front of the opposite sex. Every school and community center had tons of dances. Hell, sometimes even the churches had them. It was easy to learn how to dance, because everyone was dancing all the time. As a kid, you'd learn the cool dances from your peers, and every adult (ask someone over 50 right now) can perform a routine of all the fad dances that were popular when they were growing up. WTFchris, you're totally right that every wedding I've ever been to, the old folks are tearing it up on the dance floor all night long and the 20-30 somethings are just staring at them in amazement. As long as none of us knows how to dance, the old folks are going to continue to be cooler than we are.

I kind of got to thinking about this more and more because of a news report I heard about "civic disengagement." Basically, what's happening now is that people are bowling, but they're not joining bowling leagues. Men and women dance in their kitchens but they stand around at the dance clubs drinking and talking. People don't mind eating outside, but when's the last time someone you know organized a big neighborhood picnic, just to have a good time?

And I'm one of those kids who grew up playing Nintendo, and never learned how to dance, and I really regret that. My ideal life is one where everyone has the cultural graces of 1964, but without the racism. I want a life where people actually are not afraid to socially engage one another. I think I was just born in the wrong decade.

I didn't learn how to dance until a couple months before our wedding when her parents taught us. And even then we only learned 3 types (Waltz, Rumba and Fox Trot). I couldn't tell you what dance goes what which song if I hear a big band song, but I tell you what...everyone was delighted at our first dance out there. They didn't know that we only knew a few steps. It was 1,000 times better than your standard slow dancing you see now.

I only wish I really knew it well enough to dance in public more. Especially since my wife would really love it. I encourage every person getting married (or even if you aren't) to take some basic lessons. She'll be really impressed and so will the guests. Plus it makes you feel good out there, and not like you hope nobody is really paying attention (which they are).

You're basically telling my story, dude. I did the exact same thing - went to some classes before the wedding, learned some moves to show off, ended up looking pretty good at the first dance of the reception. But it sparked a lot of fights and frustrations.

How you dance will actually tell you a lot about the character of your relationship.

I threw down the cardboard at my wedding.

No shit - a guy at my wedding actually sprained his wrist doing the worm.

Supermarket cashiers/baggers (at Meijer, they are on in the same) that sort and group things together as they are bagging them.

Just throw the shit in the bags and let me get the hell out of there.

Was this at the Meijer between us, and was it a woman in her late 40's early 50's? I bought 20 things last week and got 16 freaking bags including 3 around some sirloin.

Yeah, that Meijer.

This time is was a young girl, pale as a ghost, a little acne, no makeup.

I think he name was Angie or something, it was on the receipt.

My wife has about 4 cashiers that she just won't go to at that place.

Only place worse is the Hardings, ever been there? That place is a complete freak show.

^I actually sort the stuff myself when I put it on the belt (you are there forever) so I don't have to wait for those idtiots to sort the shit into 5,000 bags. It also saves me time putting the crap in the fridge when I get home.

My supermarket pet pieve is how slow those damn cashiers are. I know they get paid hourly, but come on. They spend enough time on each item to read the nutrition label. it's not that complicated. I know because I did that for 3 years. After about a week you get good enough to fly through the orders. You might not know the PLU's for produce, but %90 of them have stickers anyway.

I think they should have a meter under each checkout number sign saying items per minute (like typing), so you can see how fast each cashier is going. I always pick the worst line. I learned the key to picking the best line is not the size of the carts waiting in line, but how dumb the cashier is. You have to size them up, which is hard to do without actually being in the line for a few minutes (which is long enough for all the other lines to fill up and you are trapped).

At weddings, I just get drunk and look for chicks to bang. Not a dancer, am I.

I think they should have a meter under each checkout number sign saying items per minute (like typing), so you can see how fast each cashier is going.

Hmm, cashier power rankings, I like it.

The only pre-sorting I do on the belt is heavy shit first (milk, 12 pack of pop, etc.). I learned the hard way that if you put the bread products first, they get flattened at the bottom of the cart due to the FOFI system (first on, first in).

Hmm, cashier power rankings, I like it.

The only pre-sorting I do on the belt is heavy shit first (milk, 12 pack of pop, etc.). I learned the hard way that if you put the bread products first, they get flattened at the bottom of the cart due to the FOFI system (first on, first in).

Back in the day when I was a bagger we did a stellar job of packing that shit. We used paper mostly (it packs WAY better), and actually had baggers. Now the cashiers just do it, which slows them down. Saves Meijer money, and makes everyone wait. Instead of rolling that bagger money into an extra couple cashiers, we all suffer.

Yeah, that Meijer.

This time is was a young girl, pale as a ghost, a little acne, no makeup.

I think he name was Angie or something, it was on the receipt.

My wife has about 4 cashiers that she just won't go to at that place.

Only place worse is the Hardings, ever been there? That place is a complete freak show.


I know the one you're talking about, talks slow, I avoid her.

I stopped going to the Hardings closer to me a year ago, only ever used the bakery at the one in your town, but the Village Market where i live is 10X worse than either that or Meijers. Dozens of times I have been stuck in a line that didn't move for 10 minutes just waiting to buy beer or eggs or whatever.

Normally spam email that gets through my blockers/fliters is a pet peeve, but this one was at least entertaining...



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Good evening, buddy!

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Bye.

I know the one you're talking about, talks slow, I avoid her.

I stopped going to the Hardings closer to me a year ago, only ever used the bakery at the one in your town, but the Village Market where i live is 10X worse than either that or Meijers. Dozens of times I have been stuck in a line that didn't move for 10 minutes just waiting to buy beer or eggs or whatever.

The good thing about Meijer is the self scan lines. If you only have a few things you are not at the mercy of idiots (for the most part)

Fuckin' people who gotta whip out a checkbook in line for groceries. We've had perfectly good Visa check cards for 15 years, Grandpa Numbnuts! There's no reason in the world to carry around a checkbook anymore, ya goddamn living mummy. Shake the dust out of your dick already.

I know. If you absolutely have to use a check, why can't you have your DL number, phone number and all that shit filled out ahead of time? Just fill in the amount and go.

Instead they make the cashier take a urine sample while we wait.

People who talk too much. I can only process so much information in one sitting, and I really don't want to allocate resources to process a story about your friend's sister's cat.

I'm the shyest person ever, Swami, so I can relate to that...I can't be around people who talk a lot.

People who talk too much. I can only process so much information in one sitting, and I really don't want to allocate resources to process a story about your friend's sister's cat.

Three daughters and a wife. All of them seem to come home at the same time. All four of them talk to me at the same time when they get home. All of them are different age groups with different sets of stories.

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I was at lunch a while back and I was watching a table full of women eat lunch. It was amazing. The four would all start talking at the same time then all stop at the same time, but they actually understood each other I think. They would all talk, then all laugh, then all eat. This went on for the entire lunch.

In my circles, we generally listen (or pretend too) while the other person is talking, then reply while they listen.

I honestly think women have talents that haven't been discovered yet.

One of the things that's so amazing and also so frustrating about women is that they are not strongly tied to their senses. They may be talking or other women may be talking, but they're not paying attention to what's being said. They're paying attention to the interpersonal subtext. Advantage: it allows them to deeply know and understand someone else's psyche in a short period of time, and it gives them a level of enjoyment with their friends that we can never fully appreciate. Disadvantage: it makes them, at times, profoundly and hilariously unaware of their surroundings.

I honestly think women have talents that haven't been discovered yet.

I think they DO know their talents: To happily destroy the dreams of the men they marry and make their lives miserable, and stick 'em with three or four kids so the poor bastard can;t cut and run.

OK, I'm taking it back to my frustration about bathrooms again.

I work in a building where all the restrooms are communal - two urinals, two toilets, and a row of sinks. Today I really had to go to the bathroom - thank you Diet Coke and Thai food - and I am not exaggerating when I say that I just barely made it.

Now, let me say something here: I know I'm weird. I like privacy when I use the bathroom. I prefer to be the only one using it. But today, there was someone else in the bathroom with me. He was someone who appeared to be using the bathroom sinks to wash every container he had ever used to carry his lunch to work. And it took him about 7 minutes to finish it. Every time he turned off the water, and I thought he was going to be done, he would turn it back on again.

Now, keep in mind, I am about to lay down the kind of explosive turd that only Diet Coke and Thai food can really deliver, so I don't necessarily want an apparently homeless co-worker sitting right outside my stall, using the filthy bathroom faucets as a dishwasher, for 7 minutes while I seethe and clench and do my best mental impression of the Amityville house ("GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"). There are just some things you don't do in a communal bathroom.

I figure that no one has ever really laid down the rules for good restroom etiquette. I thought I would try to come up with some.

The bathroom is for pissing, shitting, and washing your hands. If you're not doing one of those things, get the fuck out.
By the way, wash your hands before you leave, you goddamn sleaze. This is why I don't like shaking hands.
The bathroom is a silent place. If you want to chat, do it somewhere else. If you want to talk on your cell phone (I can't believe anyone would want to), do it somewhere else. If you want to make small talk with you co-workers, do it in the lunchroom. My dick is hanging out of my pants, and that just doesn't make me feel social.
I'm going to wish death on the next person who stands just outside the bathroom holding a cell phone conversation. Just because you're not technically in the bathroom doesn't mean that the person who is in the bathroom isn't praying that you get super-AIDS.
If there are 5 stalls, and I'm in the one on the end, guess which one you use? That's right, the one on the other end, fuckface. Not the one right next to me, you fucking cruiser.


And that's about all I could come up with.

I concur. I go downstairs to a set of bathrooms that barely anybody uses to do #2. I don't want people to hear me drop the bomb. BTW, the ones that are in there washing their dishes are the same people that wan't to carry on a 5 minute discussion about the weather as well.

Like you said, if you want to talk to me then why not stop by and chat.

Something else I've always wondered...why do they call it the restroom? I don't take naps in there. There are no couches in there. Call it a damn bathroom. Washroom, sure, I suppose. Lavatory, if you must. it's not a restroom. In fact sometimes #2 is very far from a "rest" at all.

Yeah, actually a "restroom" is where I'd want to go after I take the Browns to the Super Bowl. I imagine it's a place where you can lay on a pile of pillows and listen to Gordon Lightfoot.

I agree and we are NOT alone.

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Damn, I got the last one wrong.

Frankly, the ideal situation is one where the bathroom is shared amongst less than 10 people, and it has a single toilet and a single sink and you close the door when you use it.

At my last job, there were no such toilets. I worked at Visteon Village in Van Buren Twp. and because I had an IT badge that would get me in anywhere, I would actually go across campus to the top floor of the executive office building and use their toilets. Them fuckers never showed up to work.

Anyone who dares bug me about a minor work emergency, talking at my stall door while I am taking a fucking dump in the bathroom, goes to a special place in hell... and I will gladly help them on their way once I finish my business.

Frankly, the ideal situation is one where the bathroom is shared amongst less than 10 people, and it has a single toilet and a single sink and you close the door when you use it.

At my last job, there were no such toilets. I worked at Visteon Village in Van Buren Twp. and because I had an IT badge that would get me in anywhere, I would actually go across campus to the top floor of the executive office building and use their toilets. Them fuckers never showed up to work.

I do that in school. Go to the teachers bathroom and take a big fatt ass dump then walk out.

Is that where you wait for the Pistons to draft Thaddeus Young?








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I do that in school. Go to the teachers bathroom and take a big fatt ass dump then walk out.

Is that where you wait for Republican Senators?

I hate it when someone leaves you a voice mail at work and they close by saying "make it a great day".

WTF is that?

I hate it when someone leaves you a voice mail at work and they close by saying "make it a great day".

WTF is that?

That pisses me off too.

Have a great day, Glen. :)

See, that, I don't mind.

"Make it a great day" is different, for some reason.

I hate it when someone leaves you a voice mail at work and they close by saying "make it a great day".

WTF is that?
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See, that, I don't mind.

"Make it a great day" is different, for some reason.

Damnit, I can't even copy a simple line.

Nouns as verbs bug the shit out of me:
"Whom did you "gift" for christmas?"
I'll "effort" that
Kinkos, a new way to "office"
"Text" me
Text me hard, just the way I like it

'Do lunch' is prolly correct that Do is the verb and lunch is the noun(or is it?), but it doesn't sound right to me. If someone says lets do lunch I normally don't.

I was in a meeting for work at IBM and someone said that they were going to "podium" an issue. I was like, "if you want me to join these meetings you're going to have to start talking in plain English." It's bad enough at any job, but at IBM, I had no idea what they were talking about half the time because it's all made-up verbs, corporate buzzwords that don't have any substantive meaning, and acronyms that no one bothers to explain.

I was in a meeting for work at IBM and someone said that they were going to "podium" an issue. I was like, "if you want me to join these meetings you're going to have to start talking in plain English." It's bad enough at any job, but at IBM, I had no idea what they were talking about half the time because it's all made-up verbs, corporate buzzwords that don't have any substantive meaning, and acronyms that no one bothers to explain.

Thats partly why I like construction. "Is it fucking lunch yet" We don't implement shit.

When some dolt says "Let's do lunch", I politely tell him that I gave up fucking a plate of macaroni and cheese years ago.

When some dolt says "Let's do lunch", I politely tell him that I gave up fucking a plate of macaroni and cheese years ago.

Laffo

"Shit! If this is goin' to be that kind of party, I'm gon' stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

I hate it when people lick their fingers all the time to separate documents. I had a teacher that licked her thumb basically every other sheet as she handed out papers in class. It's disgusting when you think about all the saliva she's passing around. If you have that big a problem with that stuff, they make a little rubber thimble like thing for that so you can grip papers. Or try putting some lotion on your hands once and a while so you don't have bone dry skin. Do whatever it takes, but stop licking my damn homework.

I must say sometimes I have that problem with produce bags when you pull them off the reel. instead, I touch something wet (ie the produce) and open the bag.

It puts the lotion on its skin......

I hate it when people lick their fingers all the time to separate documents. I had a teacher that licked her thumb basically every other sheet as she handed out papers in class. It's disgusting when you think about all the saliva she's passing around. If you have that big a problem with that stuff, they make a little rubber thimble like thing for that so you can grip papers. Or try putting some lotion on your hands once and a while so you don't have bone dry skin. Do whatever it takes, but stop licking my damn homework.

I must say sometimes I have that problem with produce bags when you pull them off the reel. instead, I touch something wet (ie the produce) and open the bag.

You are right. Licking is gross:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9217962445715480620&q=teacher+licking&total=1102&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

You are right. Licking is gross:

Especially when the licker appears to be twelve.

I was in a meeting for work at IBM and someone said that they were going to "podium" an issue.
Pod people... podium... makes sense to me.

Seriously: If you want to retain your sanity, never ever go to work for IBM. Everyone who works there wouldn't last a day in any other company.

Seriously: If you want to retain your sanity, never ever go to work for IBM. Everyone who works there wouldn't last a day in any other company.

In other words, don't "IBM" your resume.

I hate it when someone leaves you a voice mail at work and they close by saying "make it a great day".

WTF is that?

So I finally get around to calling this asshole back, and I get his voice mail.

I'm waiting for the beep and right at the end of his message he slips in that fucking "Make it a great day!" line again.

My personal favorite is "have a blessed day" and other similar ways that people try to work the word "blessed" into normal colloquial conversation. I'd like it better if people would just say "Jesus loves you" but they know Kroger will fire them from the checkout register if they do.

The word "blessed" is like a code word that basically says "I am a devout Christian but I can't be more verbal about it because of the religious intimidation policy in my workplace." I actually like talking to people about their religions and discussing Jesus, but people gotta know there is a time and a place.

EDIT: that "make it a great day" sounds like some 7-Habits shit.

My personal favorite is "have a blessed day" and other similar ways that people try to work the word "blessed" into normal colloquial conversation. I'd like it better if people would just say "Jesus loves you" but they know Kroger will fire them from the checkout register if they do.

The word "blessed" is like a code word that basically says "I am a devout Christian but I can't be more verbal about it because of the religious intimidation policy in my workplace." I actually like talking to people about their religions and discussing Jesus, but people gotta know there is a time and a place.

EDIT: that "make it a great day" sounds like some 7-Habits shit.

Okay, that cracked me up.

I just had that same convo with my wife.

We were laughing about how they have to pronounce it "bless-ed" not "blessed".

Actually the first time I heard it, I heard "have a blest day" and I was like, "what the fuck is a blest?" It took me weeks of wondering to figure it out. I'm such a dumbass.

Quite often I get told that "You're not lucky, you're blesst" when I say something like "Wow, how lucky am I that your wife was at the same bar as me last night, and when we woke up this morning she was able to take me back to my car"

Well, in all fairness, in Omaha they have to say "blesst".

It's hard to annunciate with all that mouth wind resonating between the large gaps in your teeth.

Interestingly, the same phenomenon occurs throughout the state of Indiana.

Well, in all fairness, in Omaha they have to say "blesst".

It's hard to annunciate with all that mouth wind resonating between the large gaps in your teeth.

Interestingly, the same phenomenon occurs throught the state of Indiana.

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/gap.jpg

I've heard it occasionally as two syllables -- have a 'bless said' day. The first time I heard that, it prompted me to spontaneously utter "say wha?", which she didn't understand (and then I got it about a millisecond after I'm through opening my mouth, in typical Uncle Mxy fashion).

Some dude in a black Ford Ranger pick up pissed me off this morning on the highway. Shit was all backed up due to construction, 4 lanes going down to 3, and he was getting pinched in the lane that was closing.

I slow down and let him in, which I didn't have to do, and NO FUCKING WAVE!!

Should have known better, he had a Calvin College sticker on his rear window.





Also his license plate number is BGR 7093

If a lane is merging, and everyone has been warned about it well in advance, there are two rules I live by:

* If I am in the lane that is ending, I'm going to be one of those jerks who rides the lane divider, preventing everyone from zipping ahead of me to merge. Sorry, but that's the policy. All you assholes who zip up to the end of the lane to merge are the ones who are holding up all the goddamn traffic.

* If I am in the lane that other people are trying to merge into, you're not getting into shit unless you use a turn signal. I'll happily sit there and wait for you to merge ahead of me if you're using your turn signal, but if you don't bother to use it, you can sit and wonder "hmmm, what am I doing wrong?" And you know what? It takes them forever to figure it out!

Glenn:

Should have known better, he was driving a pickup. Worst drivers in the history of the world. Even worse than a broad in a pick up. Even worse than a broad in an SUV putting on make up.

I always try to let ONE person in when I can, but when I don't even get the fucking wave, it makes me want to re-evaluate that policy.

No no no - I swear to you, this is a universal law and I am never wrong:

BEWARE OF DRIVERS WEARING HATS.

You should be concerned whenever someone is wearing a hat in their car. The bigger and stranger the hat, the more worried you should be. There is not a reason in the world someone needs to wear a hat inside their car, and this should be a tip to you that you are dealing with someone with poor decision-making skills. My dad told me this ages ago and he has never been wrong about this. He has proven his wisdom on this issue over the years.

I never let people through that don't have turn signals on. I hate it when people sit at the end of a driveway or business without a signal. If you can't tell me where you are going, then I'm not going to attempt to accomidate you at all.

I also hate the people who zip up ahead on those merges. Like you have more important places to be than me? My policy is that if I was there first, you're waiting. If we've both been waiting pretty close to the same amount, I'll let people in. My favorite is when a person zips by when I am almost to the merge, then I catch them at the point they are forced to merge...they sit there with their signal on and I don't let them in and motion "to the end of the line" for them.

How many fucking "Land Before Time" movies have there been?

And who filmed them?

No no no - I swear to you, this is a universal law and I am never wrong:

BEWARE OF DRIVERS WEARING HATS.

You should be concerned whenever someone is wearing a hat in their car. The bigger and stranger the hat, the more worried you should be. There is not a reason in the world someone needs to wear a hat inside their car, and this should be a tip to you that you are dealing with someone with poor decision-making skills. My dad told me this ages ago and he has never been wrong about this. He has proven his wisdom on this issue over the years.
Depending on how the windshield and sun is oriented relative to your face, sometimes a baseball cap can do a world of good, and the Russian ushanka caps are great to keep your ears warm. But on the whole, I agree with you. Hats are a big warning sign of "possible dumbass driver".

Women don't wear hats very often and certainly not in cars.

:dismissed:

No one said "All bad drivers wear hats". They're just making the argument that "All hat wearers are bad drivers".
Kind of like the argument that "All conservatives are not stupid people, but all stupid people are conservatives"

Cops, limo drivers, Nascar drivers, pilots, mail carriers, UPS dudes.

Old people seldom wear hats.

Like I said :dismissed:

No one said "All bad drivers wear hats". They're just making the argument that "All hat wearers are bad drivers".
Exactly. There are plenty of other reasons someone might be a bad driver - for instance, if you live in Oakland County. But the hat thing has rarely proven wrong in my experience. You see a hat, you're seeing someone who is militantly unaware of his environment. The kind of person who cuts over 4 lanes of traffic because he forgot his exit was coming up.

Exactly. There are plenty of other reasons someone might be a bad driver - for instance, if you live in Oakland County.
For me, it's Macomb County along Van Dyke, though it's been awhile since I worked/had a gf in that area and dealt with it on a daily basis.

Cops, limo drivers, Nascar drivers, pilots, mail carriers, UPS dudes.

Old people seldom wear hats.

Like I said :dismissed:

There's an awful lot of accidents in a NASCAR race. Guess what" They're all wearing hats.

No shit! Those crackers are crazy, going 200 miles an hour. That's almost as fast as they drive on 275!

And who filmed them?

Lindsey Hunter.

http://www.superchefblog.com/images/rachaelray_pinup400x500.png

I hate her. Get her the fuck off my Wheat Thins.

They're gonna have to start calling them Wheat Fats.

So I finally get around to calling this asshole back, and I get his voice mail.

I'm waiting for the beep and right at the end of his message he slips in that fucking "Make it a great day!" line again.

I just sent this fuck an email and at the end I told him to "MAKE IT A GREAT WEEKEND!!"

EDIT: Wrong thread.

Cunts not understanding the severity of my shyness. Some bitch wants to try meeting me, so I told her I was gay.

People who say "it is what it is". No shit, what else would it be?

Reminds me of the friggin' lyrics to "Epic" by Faith No More.
What is it?
It's it

People still not properly observing the rules of the bathroom, and it's driving me nuts.

I hate it when I hear good instead of well. Athletes are the worst about doing this. I played real good today. WELL YOU FUCKING RETARD. And what even annoys me more is when reporters do it.

The next couple are just shit I hear when typing for doctors.

I hate people who go see their doctor for a certain problem and don't want to listen to their advice.

I hate when parents take their kid to the allergist/asthma doctor and wonder how to make things better, but yet they smoke like fucking chimneys around them.

I hate when doctors burp and make weird noises when they are dictating shit and never say excuse me or run it back a little to cover that shit up.

I hate that insurance companies force doctors to change a prescription because it is not on the formulary due to them changing it a few weeks prior. Insurance companies are running your medical care not doctors.

I hate all these fucking doctors who said whelp instead of welt. Whelp are a litter of puppies. Even my favorite doctor, the allergist says that, even after we had a talk about what the difference between a whelp and welt is.

Okay off that rant now on to stores.

I hate that Wal-Mart and places like that have electric carts, but refuse to make their aisles wider.

I hate people who stand in the middle of a fucking aisle to talk to someone else or when they park their cart in the middle of the aisle and go get something. I ram their shit out of the way and glare at them, daring them to say a fucking word to me.

On to the foster care system.

It pisses me off that you have to lock up any alcohol you might have, but they don't give a shit that you are smoking 2 packs a day.

It pisses me off to see these disabled people becoming foster parents. They are deemed unable to work, but yet they can take care of 3-5 kids every day....what?!?

I hate the fact that foster workers are always in meetings /trainingand expect the foster parents to work around their schedule or the schedule of the parents.

Why do parents who get their kids taken away think they have the right to criticize those who have been given the responsibility of raising your kids while you get your shit cleaned up. If they were such good parents, I wouldn't have your kids.

Why is smoking while pregnant not a crime. Almost nothing pisses me off worse than going to pick up work at the doctors office and seeing these fucking pregnant woman putting out a cigarette before they go see their GYN doctor. I always walk up to them and say I am a foster parent and in a few years I will be raising your kid. Talk about having people pissed off.

Oh I just had another favorite of mine.

People who are allergic of something and expect their employer to change everything just for them. Get a new frigging job. Dont make the cost of something go up because you are allergic to it.

The best part about someone with a severe peanut allergy is that our entire society is going to make them as comfortable and safe as they can be, while they pop out 14 kids who are all deathly allergic to peanuts, and are going to force their entire schools and workplaces to search your bags for peanuts at the front gate.

Sorry, peanut allergy freak. Our society eats lots of peanut products now. Adaptation or extinction.

The best part about someone with a severe peanut allergy is that our entire society is going to make them as comfortable and safe as they can be, while they pop out 14 kids who are all deathly allergic to peanuts, and are going to force their entire schools and workplaces to search your bags for peanuts at the front gate.

Sorry, peanut allergy freak. Our society eats lots of peanut products now. Adaptation or extinction.

MAN RULE.
If you are fucking allergic to peanuts, I'm not sure you deserve to live.
Once again, Swami, it is as if you and I are one.

People who say "it is what it is". No shit, what else would it be?

Reminds me of the friggin' lyrics to "Epic" by Faith No More.
What is it?
It's it

People who use this phrase need to be killed. Twice.

MAN RULE.
If you are fucking allergic to peanuts, I'm not sure you deserve to live.
Once again, Swami, it is as if you and I are one. (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9534)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/c/bush_abdullah_crawford.jpg

Go ahead. laugh.
First Massachusetts, tomorrow: The World!! HmmmmmmHHooooHaaaahahahah AHAHAHAH AHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA YEEHAA AHAHA AHAHAHAH TENUOUSLAUGH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAhhHhaahhahah hah coff aHaCK A WHEEzEHAWACKHACK CofF Eh Eh...

Mwa ha haaaa, the liberal gay agenda advances yet again! FABULOUS!

The best part about someone with a severe peanut allergy is that our entire society is going to make them as comfortable and safe as they can be, while they pop out 14 kids who are all deathly allergic to peanuts, and are going to force their entire schools and workplaces to search your bags for peanuts at the front gate.

Sorry, peanut allergy freak. Our society eats lots of peanut products now. Adaptation or extinction.
FWIW, no I don't have food allergies, but I wholeheartedly agree with the "living without" crowd on a few things:

1) If "as comfortable and safe as they can be" translates to "documenting what the fuck is in the food so you know what's going in your body", I'm all for that! That benefits everyone, not just folks with allergies. How much melamine-laced Chinese gluten or genetic frankenfood have you had lately?

2) Women with such allergies are less likely to be able to procreate. They're more likely to have challenged reproductive systems owing to past allergic reaction. They're more likely to be allergic to their man's sperm if he ingests peanut oil. Natural selection is actually on your side here. Unfortunately...

3) ...peanut and food allergy is less of a freaky thing all the time, at far as incidence within the population. What's freaky in this case is that there's countries like China who historically ingest as much peanuts as we do, if not more so, and -don't- have high peanut allergies. The operating theory with peanuts in particular is that we roast them, while most other cultures tend to fry or boil them, and the roasting of the peanuts fucks their proteins up in a way that's more likely to fuck us up. The dogma is that pre-processing of food proteins, and the narrowing of food proteins consumed, are at the heart of a lot of food allergies. "Our society eats peanut products now" might be more rightly conveyed as "Our society eats less other products, and fucks up the products we have", in ways we're just starting to understand. Do you tell people to "adapt" to eating undercooked meat or do you tell them to fucking cook the meat right?

Good question, especially now that I'm a vegetarian. I do understand that our biological ecosystem is at great risk in part because of the specialization of our diet. We consume so many products derived from corn that our whole society would collapse in the case of a critical problem in the corn supply. That's why I try to eat a wide variety of foods, even if none of it is meat.

Now that we've discussed Chinese fried peanuts, I must now eat some Szechuan food.

Its prolly been posted, but...

All these Viagra and Cialis commercials. Who gives a shit if some old dude can't get any anymore?

Now they have these commercials with about 10 guys setting around with instruments singing about there useless willies.

All these Viagra and Cialis commercials. Who gives a shit if some old dude can't get any anymore?

You do, if you're the old guy.

So we suffer through commercial after commercial about some guys shrivel? Go talk to your Doctor homes.

The crime is that it is set to "Viva Las Vegas"

"Crime" = Cogent

Is that crazy, or what? These guys with huge smiles on their face, singing away. Maybe at the break they show each other their woodies. "Look guys, since i started using cialis, I've got a 3 incher. Woo Hoo"

GET OFF MY TV!

The crime is that it is set to "Viva Las Vegas"

I lost it the first time I heard this.

Long live Viagra, and long live my stiffy because of Viagra!

You do, if you're the old guy.

If I'm the old guy married to the old broad, I don't care about a boner.

The crime is that it is set to "Viva Las Vegas"

Agreed.

Make it a great day, Glenn.

Frank Caliendo commercials. They are better than most but I'm just getting sick of seeing them too. The show doesn't even start for another month.

BREAKING NEWS ON ESPN! Another Yankee meeting ends with no decision on Torre.

I like, or don't dislike Joe Torre, but I don't care what they decide either.

Tahoe, what else do you want ESPN to talk about? The ALCS? Pfft.

The Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings and Lions. Detroit Shock, UofM football, baseball, basketball. Bay City Central football, Bay City Central womens golf. Just off the top... :)

Don't be a homer. Everyone wants to hear about everything regarding sports in the Northeast.

I hope they keep having meetings for like 3 months.

They are probably laughing their asses off at the coverage.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST DROPPED ANOTHER "MAKE IT A GREAT DAY" IN MY VOICE MAIL

When those cocksuckers on ESPN make things out to be way bigger than they are. For instance: the Bears-Eagles game last week, Brian Griese leads the team down to win the game and the Bears move to 3-4...the drive now dubbed as "the season saver". Shit like that...any other examples anyone else can think of?

I love ESPN because it's the only channel that has sports coverage 24/7. Even FSN goes to infomercials.

However, I hate ESPN almost as much as I love it. They have so much bias and they overemphasize everything. Obviously the New York bias comes in hand, but find something new to talk about. I know that the Pats are great, and so are the Colts, but talk about other things as well. Do you remember when they had a "Is USC the best team ever?" vote for 25 straight days, and USC didn't even win the National Championship that year?

I can't handle their propaganda from time to time. Not to mention how often they contradict themselves with stupid ass opinions. I guess that's what happens when you hire too many jocks and not enough intelligent people to do shows.

I don't have a problem with ESPN really, but their NFL analysis pisses me off the most. EVERY YEAR when a team is undefeated by like week 6 they talk about the possibility of that team going 16-0.

I love ESPN too, don't get me wrong...it's on 24/7 for me.

Networks that have a sporting event and don't even come close (don't even try) to schedule the ending of the game at the right time. Do they really think the a WS game is going to take 2 hours? I don't start my Tivo for the half hour pregame show, but for the WS game itself (according to the guide). Then it doesn't start for 45 minutes after the programing start so its not even close to being the ending time. And it screws up my TIVO.

According to my digital guide (DTV) I'm watching Family Guy and its only the 6th inning of the game.

I've been told they do this to get rating for their later programs. They all do it.

Phone conversations that begin like this...

Me: Hello
Person:Hey
Me:Who is this?
Person: Its me

Me fucking who you goddamn moron. Sometimes its loud where I am. Do you have a fucking name by chance?

Phone conversations that begin like this...

Me: Hello
Person:Hey
Me:Who is this?
Person: Its me

Me fucking who you goddamn moron. Sometimes its loud where I am. Do you have a fucking name by chance?

good one.

I also hate these:

(person calls me at work)

Me: Hello
Person: Hi, how are you?

Like you care how I am. I don't even know you. Plus, even when I answer this is the responce:

Me: Good, and you?
Person: I'm calling because...

They don't care at all, so why ask? I'm not there to shoot the breeze with you, just ask your stupid question.

When people call me period.

When people who call me period.


What if they called you semi-colon instead? Or exclamation point? Or question mark?

When they call me Ampersand, it just pisses me off

I don't know, but I would have to call that :cogent:.

And don't you just hate it when they quote you?

When they call me Ampersand, it just pisses me off
Ampersand is a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book series I read:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_Y:_The_Last_Man#Ampersand

Actually ampersand sounds like a sweet name. I should be so lucky.

Ampersand is a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book series I read:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_Y:_The_Last_Man#Ampersand

And I hate it when I'm called a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book too.

he actually sounds kind of cool

I know, you're not a monkey...

Damn right. He slings shit at anyone that makes that mistake.

The # of his own posts that The Mailman deletes.

I'm toying with taking away his ability to delete them.

Don't wanna hurt any feelings now, Glenn..

And I hate it when I'm called a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book too.

he actually sounds kind of cool
If it makes you feel better, the shit-slinging monkey saves basically all mankind.

If it makes you feel better, the shit-slinging monkey saves basically all mankind.

I do that on a regular basis

That little "throw the flag" motion that WRs make pretty much every time they are thrown to these days.

I think that should be a 5 yard penalty.

At least a technical foul.

At least a technical foul.

2'd.

That little "throw the flag" motion that WRs make pretty much every time they are thrown to these days.

I think that should be a 5 yard penalty.
"What, no flag? I dropped an easily catchable ball, or the corner made a perfect play, or I tripped over my own feet with no one around me, or........."

Trying to piss in the morning with semi wood and hitting the wall for the first ten seconds before I realize I should have just sat down to piss.

Athletes who keep running after the play is over. They make a good play and then to make sure everyone knows who did it, they run an extra 40 yards down the field so everyone can see them.

40 yards downfield AWAY from all of their teammates who made the play possible.

^ lol...exactly.

People who say "bro" a lot.

I know bro, its like bro, knock that shit off bro.

I actually really like "Don't tase me, bro" still.

I do too.

Oh bro, I hate that too, bro.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2144/dt2hw3.jpg

People who say "bro" a lot.

http://www.girl.com.au/img/paul_walker.jpg
I don't get what you're saying, bro.

Cleveland.

When the girlfriend/wifey/baby mama (she's all of those for me...woe is me) wakes you up to tell you that she needs you to go sleep on the couch because her boyfriend is over.

girlfriend/wifey/baby mama (she's all of those for me...woe is me)
Fixed.

tru tru

People who hate Brett Favre.

Seriously, bro.

How can you hate Favre? He loves playing the game and it shows. He's a total class act as well.

Roger Clemens
Tom Brady's ankle
BSPN©/NESPN© PERIOD

Peeps who say "Happy ValenTIMES Day" If she's really hot, I can forgive her.

Just duct tape her mouth shut, then she can say whatever she wants and you can still fuck in peace.

People who say "retart" instead of retard.

woah...deja vu.

The fact I can't do a backflip.

When I ask my boss a very very simple question and he goes on a 15 minute rant to explain the answer. I just needed a yes or no, not a novel.

Dude, fuck bosses. I fuck my boss up when she goes off on me.

http://www.sistercare.com/images/battered_women/battered_woman_1_small.jpg

I've got a lil shine on but I hate that there all these words that you spell the same way that aren't even the smame thing.

Tear and Tear is pretty lame.

Or close and close is dumb too. I ca'nt think of any other things right now cuz I'm going to get another beer

Like "fuck" and "fuck".

Holy shit

There's this name I can't fucking stand being called. It drives me fucking nuts and has since I was a kid. Whenever my girlfriend calls me it I have to beat her ass.

The Bagginses.

There's this name I can't fucking stand being called. It drives me fucking nuts and has since I was a kid. Whenever my girlfriend calls me it I have to beat her ass.
I guarantee it's one of these:

"Dude"
"Boy"
"Fella"
"Pal"
"Tommy"

Or "Littledick McGee."

I guarantee it's one of these:

"Dude"
"Boy"
"Fella"
"Pal"
"Tommy"

One of those is close.

Or "Littledick McGee."
No, that's what BubblesTheLion's mom calls me.

...Wait.

When people use the phrase "drive truck" or "drives truck".


Norma Jean Montana: What does your ex-husband, Billy Bob, do for a living?

Kissy Cissy Duke: Aw, he drives truck.

I have never heard that expression before, but I don't get out much. I spend most of my time posting internet.

lol, I think it's a hillbilly thing.

(thus the names I used in the example)

Swami, would the plural of that be postings internet or posting internets?

Posting Interwebs, actually.

Idiots that treat a library like a club.

I think it's ironic when people say they don't like rap, yet they listen to bands like Korn and Linkin Park.

And Limp Bizkit. Don't forget them.

I think it's ironic when people say they don't like rap, yet they listen to bands like Korn and Linkin Park.
All that really says is "I like terrible music."

Terrible music where people are rapping, lol.

People who rap or sing and they only remember every 3rd word or so.

Todd McShay

The dude may or may not know what he is talking about, but he's a douchebag and he's EVERYWHERE

Can't stand it when someone asks me what I'm doing constantly.

Can't stand it when someone asks me what I'm doing every minute.

Yeah, can't they just check your Twitter?

"What's up?"

"Cool. So what are you up to?"

Seriously though, what are you up to?

"What's up?"

A minute later...

"So what are you up to?"

"Oh, that's cool. So what are you doing?"

Yeah, can't they just check your Twitter?

Getting one now.

"Oh, that's cool. So what are you doing?"

I do know what you're saying there and it is annoying. You want to ask them...."Can you hear yourself and the dumb shit you're saying?

Next person that calls themselves "down to earth" is getting their ass kicked.

Douchebags

"I'm just a cool, down to earth guy..."

When people walk up to you and start a sentence with, "You're going to be really proud of me..."

No, I'm not.

I disagree. When people say that I am proud of them. Proud they avoided an ass kicking from someone else so far.