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Cross
07-07-2006, 10:07 PM
A Northeast Portland man is suing basketball superstar Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. Allen Heckard filed the suit himself, June 29th in Washington County Court. Heckard says he’s been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years and he’s tired of it.
“I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” said Heckard.

Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.

Heckard stands just over six feet tall. He is not six foot six like the real Michael Jordan. But Heckard says many people seem to miss that. He does share a bit of resemblance to the real Michael Jordan. Heckard has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good shape from working out, and yes, playing basketball.

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard."

Most people would consider that a high compliment.

"Yes...don’t get me wrong it’s definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

Dressed in blue Air Jordan tennis shoes, Heckard might seem to be actually trying to look like Jordan but Heckard doesn’t see it that way.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in,” said Heckard. “I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

“I got a right to buy Nike or Adidas or what ever, so I chose the Nike because its a good shoe for me to play ball in,” he said.

Heckard agreed that not everyone thinks he’s a famous basketball player, but insisted a lot of people do mistake him for Jordan.

"I figure if I'm out in public and around a lot of people at least three or four times out of a crowd ...and like I was at the Blues Festival and you could see people they was pointing at me," he said.

Some might wonder how he decided to sue Knight and Jordan for $416-million each. "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and ah, then I turn around and ah I figure that's what it all boils down to."

The question remains – is the occasional confusion with an admired celebrity worth $800 million.

“Well,” said Heckard, “You never can put a value on a person's life. You know you're taking my lifestyle away from me. So you know...we'll let the ball bounce like Michael does...where it’s supposed to fall."


People these days are getting so fucking dumb.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2003/0116/photo/mj2_i.jpg

This is both of them standing next to each other.

Artis Gilmore
07-07-2006, 10:39 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!


What a Douche, If I looked like MJ god only knows what kind of stuff I would do.

Cross
07-07-2006, 10:51 PM
I was thinking the same. It'd be cool to be known as MJ...

If anyone cared, but they dont my initials are mj....[smilie=rofl.gif]

Higherwarrior
07-07-2006, 10:52 PM
only in america.

jordan should turn around and sue him for stupidity.

Cross
07-07-2006, 10:57 PM
lmfao.

Maybe he just wants even more publicity.

Artis Gilmore
07-07-2006, 11:02 PM
I would be like gettin all money and ladies and stuff then I would just say, Oh, I'm not MJ, but I look like him.


So awesome.

Laxation
07-07-2006, 11:47 PM
you have got to be fucking kidding... this is just so fucking ridiculous words cant describe it

Anthony
07-08-2006, 12:41 AM
"Are you Michael Jordan"

"Yes, bitch now have sex with me"

"Yes sir!!!!"


What is he complaining about?

Darth Thanatos
07-08-2006, 01:22 AM
What a pussified nation we've become. Filing some of the dumbest lawsuits for crazy amounts of money.

I think I'm going to sue my neighbors for 35 million because their dog peed in my yard.

Uncle Mxy
07-08-2006, 08:45 AM
http://www.wfaa.com/s/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

Why don't we add him to our summer league team and see how he pans out?

Anthony
07-08-2006, 11:14 AM
looks more like a darker version of kenny smith.

Tahoe
07-08-2006, 12:04 PM
I'm going to sue Jordan because I don't look like him.

b-diddy
07-08-2006, 12:16 PM
and this is barely news... i cant wait to see if he gets the money.