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Glenn
07-05-2006, 11:32 AM
Fucker didn't even have the chance to suffer.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/index.htm?cnn=yes

http://i.cnn.net/money/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/ken_lay_apr25.ap.03.jpg


Enron founder Ken Lay dies
64-year-old former energy executive was awaiting sentencing for fraud.

By Shaheen Pasha, CNNMoney.com staff writer
July 5 2006: 11:10 AM EDT

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Enron founder Kenneth Lay died early Wednesday in Aspen, Colo., a family spokeswoman said.

Lay, 64, was awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of conspiracy and fraud in the Enron trial in May.

In a statement, spokeswoman Kelly Kimberly said, "The Lays have a very large family with whom they need to communicate, and out of respect for the family we will release further details at a later time."

CNN affiliate KPRC in Houston said Lay was admitted to the Aspen Valley Hospital overnight with a massive coronary.

On May 25, Lay was found guilty of 10 counts of fraud and conspiracy related to the collapse of Enron, the energy company he founded that eventually grew into the nation's seventh largest company before it imploded after an accounting scandal.

It was an astounding fall from grace for the Houston businessman who was once nicknamed "Kenny Boy" by President Bush. Lay had raised funds for Bush earlier in his political career.

In the Enron trial, Lay was accused of lying to investors and Wall Street about the health of Enron in late 2001 even as he enriched himself by selling millions of dollars in stock.

But Lay maintained his innocence to the end.

In a May 25 interview, Lay's lead attorney, Michael Ramsey, who was forced to take a backseat midway through the trial after he underwent vascular surgery, said that "Enron was his creation, he nursed it like a child, and the death of Enron was like the death of a child to him."

"He lost a fortune, his family lost a fortune, he can certainly feel the pain of the people that lost money in it, he will feel that till the day he dies," Ramsey said.

Lay was scheduled for sentencing on Oct. 23 along with Enron's former chief executive Jeffrey Skilling, who was found guilty of conspiracy, fraud, making false statements and insider trading.

Both men faced 25 to 40 years behind bars, legal experts said.

Presiding Judge Sim Lake originally scheduled sentencing for Sept. 11.

Enron filed for bankruptcy in December 2001 after investigators found it had used partnerships to conceal more than $1 billion in debt and inflate profits. Enron's downfall cost 4,000 employees their jobs and many of them their life savings, and led to billions of dollars of losses for investors.

The collapse was the first of the high-profile corporate scandals that later rocked WorldCom, Global Crossing, Adelphia and Tyco.

The wave of fraud led to the passage of the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation meant to tighten oversight of how American companies were audited.

Lay, the son of a baptist preacher in Missouri, worked his way up to become a corporate titan. He earned his Bachelor's and Master's degrees at the University of Missouri and went on to earn a Ph.D. in economics at the University of Houston. He served in the U.S. Navy from 1968 to 1971, during which he received the Navy Commendation Medal and National Defense Service Medal.

He is survived by his wife Linda Phillips Lay, five children and twelve grandchildren.

Uncle Mxy
07-05-2006, 12:03 PM
Skilling's probably wishing he did this six months earlier so he could "Lay" the blame on a dead man.

Tahoe
07-05-2006, 02:19 PM
Pretty fucking strange, isn't it?

b-diddy
07-05-2006, 02:26 PM
they should strap his body behind a chariot and race around houston with it.

Unibomber
07-05-2006, 02:46 PM
Fuck him.

His family had better leave the grave unmarked if they know what's good.

Black Dynamite
07-05-2006, 02:55 PM
suicide maybe? the timing suggests as much.

Unibomber
07-05-2006, 08:47 PM
suicide maybe? the timing suggests as much.

I thought about that, but it was probably stress-induced. As big of a crook and scumbag as he was, he's still pretty old.

Speaking of which, my bladder's getting full. Where's that fucker's body?

the wrath of diddy
07-05-2006, 09:02 PM
I want to see the body and DNA tests to prove he's dead. He's probably staying at one of the Bush's homes recovering from plastic surgery then he's off to some tropical island on the tax payer's dime.

Glenn
07-06-2006, 05:51 AM
I want to see the body and DNA tests to prove he's dead. He's probably staying at one of the Bush's homes recovering from plastic surgery then he's off to some tropical island on the tax payer's dime.

LMAO

No shit. How easy would it be to turn that fucker into Dick Enberg? Oh my!

http://i.cnn.net/money/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/ken_lay_apr25.ap.03.jpg

MoTown
07-06-2006, 08:32 AM
Glenn, did you have him in your dead pool also? I think last time I looked, you were in the lead.

Glenn
07-06-2006, 08:36 AM
We need to do that again here. I think I only had the pool lasting 6 months, and that was what, 2 years ago?

I'd try to dig it up but a)the damn search function never works at RGM b)I don't want to send people over there to read it because of the spyware

If you want to set up the new pool Mo, I'll play.

MoTown
07-06-2006, 12:23 PM
I don't really remember how the rules worked... I'll set it up under my own rules, but that could be dangerous.

Glenn
07-06-2006, 12:46 PM
All I remember is that no one over 80 was allowed, nor was anyone that had a documented illness of any kind. I think you also had to list one woman and one person under 30 (might have been bonus points for the under 30 person).

But you can do it any way that you want to.