View Full Version : Eddie Griffin, Steve's new idol.
I'm just going to quote the first paragraph ...
(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.
http://cbs4.com/national/topstories_story_180174619.html
video of news report (http://wcco.com/video/?id=18021@wcco.dayport.com)
Pharaoh 06-30-2006, 11:13 AM LMMFAO
Poor KG - someone get that man a fucking team already.
It's only been 10+ years
Wizzle 06-30-2006, 11:25 AM I can relate, nothing makes me hotter than being drunk behind the wheel.
WHAT A JACKASS....I need to know where he was coming from that "inspired" him to do this
The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.
Pharaoh 06-30-2006, 11:32 AM LMMFAO - he played with his team?
Does he bat for both teams, or just the wrong one?
This is fucking hilarious.
Well handled, Fool
Artis Gilmore 06-30-2006, 12:00 PM Steve's new idol?
Me?
ROFLMAO!!
that's why you don't watch porn while driving. what an idiot.
Steve's new idol?
Me?
Yeah, it really didn't have any point to it. Just a random shot at somebody. I tried to change it later to "Eddie Griffin has an accident" but it only changed the post title, not the thread title.
Uncle Mxy 06-30-2006, 12:09 PM If only he could stroke it on the court... talk about a carjacking!
ok, i just watched the video........comedic gold.
he offers to buy the store owner any car he wants...."a hummer, whatever you want! but.....uh.....not a Bentley."
Artis Gilmore 06-30-2006, 02:43 PM Steve's new idol?
Me?
Yeah, it really didn't have any point to it. Just a random shot at somebody. I tried to change it later to "Eddie Griffin has an accident" but it only changed the post title, not the thread title.
[smilie=rofl.gif]
Kstat 07-09-2006, 04:19 PM http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nba/eddie-griffins-odd-film-choices-185745.php
In case you were in desperate need of some of the inside details of the Eddie Griffin masturbating in his car story — and, obviously, you were, because what person in his right mind isn’t? — the official PDF version of the complaint in the lawsuit against him has been released. Our personal favorite section:
Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed.
Darth Thanatos 07-09-2006, 04:34 PM He has good taste in porn.
Kstat 07-09-2006, 04:44 PM I hear the script for Anal Action was especially well-written.
Black Dynamite 07-09-2006, 05:12 PM I hear the script for Anal Action was especially well-written.
lets just hope it wasn't a prison movie.[smilie=wreck.gif] [smilie=strong.gif] [smilie=freedarko.g: [smilie=escape.gif] [smilie=puker.gif]
Cross 07-09-2006, 07:54 PM LMFAO@ Gutz emoticon use..HAHA
Uncle Mxy 07-09-2006, 10:13 PM Here's the actual complaint:
http://static.wcco.viacomlocalnetworks.com.nyud.net:8080/~wcco/Documents/Griffin_Lawsuit.pdf
and here's my favorite part:
30. That Coach Dwane Casey and the administrative arm of the Minnesota Timberwolves including Vice-President of Basketball Operations Kevin McHale, knew or should have known of Defendant Griffin's relapse, further evidenced by his poor performance on the court in the 2005-2006 season (e.g., in March, before the accident, Griffin had played in 9 games, a total of 100 minutes, and scored only 5 field goals).
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