LMAO

So many easy penile jokes to be had, especially about a guy named "Rush".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060627/ap_en_ot/limbaugh_viagra


Limbaugh detained at Palm Beach airport

Tue Jun 27, 4:26 AM ET

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

Limbaugh reached a deal last month with prosecutors who had accused the conservative talk-show host of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions. Under the deal, the charge, commonly referred to as "doctor shopping," would be dismissed after 18 months if he continues to submit to random drug tests and treatment for his acknowledged addiction to painkillers.

Rush Limp-baugh?

just when i think he can't be anymore of a joke.

Official Countdown to Blaming the "Liberal Media" for This:

And ready, set, GO!!!

PS: So many jokes?

How about the possible realities?

Like Rush went to the Dominican Republic on vacation with Viagra, because that is what people do when they want to have sex with UNDERAGE PROSTITUTES (when they aren't busy ruining the body god gave them by taking oxycontin until they destroy their hearing).

And this after he's been divorced... I believe... AT LEAST three times, and perhaps four. I can't keep count.

You gotta love those bible thumping conservatives and their morals and family values. They listen to drug addicted, womanizing, adulterous Rush brainwashing them into voting republican, because Bill Clinton got a blowjob and therefore has no family values.

And they actually listen to Rush when he claims that gay marriage threatens the sanctity of marriage. Asshole, you've been divorced four times. You are probably the greatest threat to the institution of marriage that there is.

I fucking hate Limbaugh. He's a fat dick who has no busniess being on the radio.

Even if he took Viagra he still wouldnt be able to see his dick. His fat would be covering it.

And they actually listen to Rush when he claims that gay marriage threatens the sanctity of marriage. Asshole, you've been divorced four times. You are probably the greatest threat to the institution of marriage that there is.
I actually agree with this. People marrying for hobby damn near have no place talking about the sanctity of marriage, because its pretty obvious that they dont have much value for it themselves. and i mean no diss to anyone married multiple times. In fact its nothing bad about it at all if you're not ragging on anyone else getting married destroying its sanctity.

Exactly. Its the hypocricy.

Did you know that the most conservative states are the states with the highest divorce rate?

Its a fact.

Conservatives are threatening the sanctity of marriage.

So we must destroy them first.