i love conan....this is old school Conan:

http://70.84.122.194/~pistonsb/videos/conan_graduation_speeches.mpg

I remember when he first got the show, he would have a segment in which three stupid guys would stand there and make fun of his name. They'd just stand there and giggle at the stupid names they came up with. Hilarious stuff.

"'Conan the Barbarian'.....muscles and stuff." (giggle)

"'Conan the Toothfairian'.....where's my money?" (giggle)

"'Conan the valedictarian'.....he's.....smart..." (giggle)

We kicked your ass in the Revolutionary war...LLOL