Use this thread to bash

But only in haiku form

E-ray is a puss

Glenn Danzig smells bad
Denny has gingivitis
Gutz Gatsu porn name

Fool's stashe like Kander's

Behold the power of cheese

Shave that goddamn thing

Have some goddamn faith
I don't need a fucking poll
Apalcas hate Heat

Glenn writes bad haikus
So that I want to vomit
All over his face.

Haiku thread turning

Glenn seems like a big target

Perhaps a bad move

Glenn smells shitty, yes
He showers in the river
When it is rainy.

Lets get this off track
TheKid sure likes bananas
girls use bananas ...

Perhaps he can't read

E-ray slams my fresh haikus

His 'kus are horseshit

Fool is very obese
He can't even fit in to Shaq's
fatass underwear

Super Spicy, huh?

TK is living a lie

His spice is just Old


----


The man goes by Gutz

Or 200 other names

Never been wrong once

Saying my haikus
Are horseshit is like saying
The Lions are good.

Fool is very obese
He can't even fit in to Shaq's
fatass underwear


http://www.sos-sports.net/images/Penalty%20Flag%20Ball%20Type.jpg

^Werd.

The Archdiocese
Has been eliminated.
Thank you for playing.

You can still play, Arch

Maybe use your fingers, dude

GED-friendly

Yeah, fingers do help.
After each line, I recount
With all my fingers.

The Pistons have lost
Antoine did the shimmy shake
and Wade had the flu

Glenn is a homo

And a Miami Heat fan

Both in the closet

Fuck you hating fools
I write the haikus my way
Sucketh my fucketh

It's three days later

Still depressed about our team

Fuck a Taymelo

Oh my sweet Krista

Latham was a pretty name

Jahnke? Not so much

Rasheed loves the weed
but never shows when we need
him to dominate

Glenn is a fucker
Fucking fucker fucker fuck
Fuckity fucker

Glenn is a fucker
Fucking fucker fucker fuck
Fuckity fucker

Woo boy that's spicy
Dale Earnhardt would be so proud
Intimidation

Fool defends Danzig
As if he's defensible
Fool = Danzig?

Fool defends Danzig
As if he's defensible
Fool > Glenn!

Fixed.

Fool is on the ropes
He's discombobulated
Owned via haiku

How cute you two are

Manlove can be obvious

Don't try to hide it

Glenn's cuffing carrot
realizing a wet dream
double-teaming me

Can't fuck with TK
mushroom tattooed with haiku
All y'all bitches are

Wake up white people!
Steve's about to re-appear
Shrouded in bedsheets

Spandau Ballet was
a gay muthafuckin group
alsoglennsuckscocks

Fuck, Spandau Ballet?

Hey, I Know This Much Is True

TK is a hack

Glenn is a fucker
Fucking fucker fucker fuck
Fuckity fucker

TK a poet?

Internet Sensation Glenn®

Hates his fucking ass.

A watermelon

A bucket of Fried Chicken

Gutz consumes says Steve

Denny can draw, wow

Eats TV dinners alone

double-teams TK

Denny can draw, wow

Eats TV dinners alone

double-teams TK

Glenn better watch it.

The pencil is mightier.

Than Glenn's "intellect".

You don't scare me, punk

Turn my brown paint brush sideways

It will get browner

Sleep now Denny, sleep

It's time for you to sleep now

Also, don't draw me

Glenn schooling Denny
Is not something we oft see.
Glenn equals no skills.

Glenn schooling Denny
Is not something we oft see.
Glenn equals no skills.

Glenn owns nobody.

That includes DennyMcLain

But he owns chaffed palms.

Glenn schooling Denny
Is not something we oft see.
Glenn equals no skills.

E-ray understands
GlennDanzig® equals no skills
A hack with power.

James Brown thinks about
how Antoine Walker would look
with 2 more inches

Solid!

Fool sucks at haikus
I'm sure he sucks many things
Like the lollipops

The Archdiocese
quintisyllabic name, that
"The Archdiocese"

TK's haikus stink

They smell like rotten cabbage

Who stepped on a duck?

I would quote Glenn here
But I can't understand him,
my nuts on his chin

TK is a friend

I've always enjoyed Planters

In a nice glass jar

Forum hack TK

Internet Sensation Glenn

Graphics God Denny

Glenn bashes my shit
So I will make him eat it.
Here, Glenn, have a taste.

The sun's coming down
as the stars gaze in your eyes
while you're in my arms

The sun's coming down
as the stars gaze in your eyes
while you're in my arms

The Archdiocese.

The Archdiocese and Glenn.

What a perfect pair.

No teeth required

Marry my sister? You bet!

Pacerfan's slogans

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn

Glenn the Narcissist.:cool:

The Tigers will play
All night long into the morn'.
They can't fucking hit.

Fontes got railroaded
What do you mean I'm fired?
Bring back the Big Buck

Barbaro is Glenn.

Wayne Fontes is a big fat Buck.

Eats Quizno's all day.

A snake oil salesman
John L. enjoys slapping it
Sparty should get punked

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3691/riddlernw0.gif


Stings like a fucker.

Smells like a rotting carcass.

Spartan football dies.

Perfect gift this year?

Merry Christmas from OJ

A Pez dispenser?

http://jigoku.studio-zoe.com/nbspd.jpg

PEZ are delicious

So are Nicole's bloody guts

Sincerely, OJ.

Dale Davis got tazed
Now plays like Darko on coke
Please Tazer me too

TK just logged in

Would be good to have him back

Just don't drop the soap

Ben is a bi-atch
Why don't you hit some free throws?
But I still love you.

Darko is bitchmade
No Ben to patrol the glass
Flip is exposed too

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Best.Haiku.Ever.

UberAlles for ROY

you guys crack me up
haiku showdown is awesome
uxka says great shit

Tahoe looking large.

Posting tits in Off Topic.

Glenn spewing gizzum.

Sheed plays off the bench
Why are you still hurt, Chauncey?
At least Shaq's still fat.

Penelope Cruz
Muff dives with Selma Hayak
Then they mash their tits

Once Glenn's showcase thread

Now a footnote at the most

Fuck Haiku Showdown

Bump.


We Need Bukdow Back

So We Can Ban Him For Fun

Like That Sparty Site.



:cogent:

bukdow says bootlicks

better beware of his wrath

poor buk lose butt plug

I just read this thread again for the first time in a long time.

The first 10-11 posts are very good, IMO.

This thread is coming up on 2 years old.

And no, this post is not in haiku form, but I'm going to get back into writing these.

Glenn should jump, high up
Out of a window and down
To the road below

Glenn should jump, high up
Out of a window and down
To the road below

Rename this thread to:
"Beat Glenn Up with Mad Haikus"
Would be e-ray's home.

Barely just 20
e-ray drinks to hide the pain
Lives in Ohio?

Barely just 20
e-ray drinks to hide the pain
Live in Ohio?

e-ray drinks Jim Beam.
But Glenn blasts Jaegermeister.
Zip rolls with Keystone.

Denny digs SC
e-ray loves Ohio State
Big sale at WalMart

bukdow was :cogent:
Born again, with two degrees
Liked to troll our site

Denny digs SC
e-ray loves Ohio State
Big sale at WalMart
Glenn counts like he's drunk.
Last line is 6 syllables.
Count with fingers, bitch.

bukdow was :cogent:
Born again, with two degrees
Liked to troll our site

Bukdow...no, BUTTPLOW.
Whacks off to Sparty often.
Then takes it in ass.

Glenn counts like he's drunk.
Last line is 6 syllables.
Count with fingers, bitch.

Big
Sale
At
Wal
Mart

Yeah, Denny was owned
By his own idiot self.
What a travesty!

Ha Denny take that!
You are the one who needs to
count on your fingers!

Sa-le, not -sale-.
Fuck a Merriam Webster.
The experts are wrong.


LOL at me.
Denny's ego is like Shaq.
Stage diving at game.

Keystone Not for Zip

Cost too much money you know

Thunderbird is best

Keystone Not for Zip

Cost too much money you know

Thunderbird is best

Thunderbird is fuel
18 percent by volume
For Zip's Daihatsu.

Daihatsu need food

Zip needs fuel too though, so

Guess Zip walks to work

Go Sir Douche Baggins.

10,000 posts, big number.

No one gives a fuck.

Denny, not so good.
Poor when it comes to grammar.
Glenn will call you out.

Living a big lie
Zekyl loves his dear Cleveland
I say we kill him

Glenn sticks his fingers
Up his poopshot, says Kilo.
Why does he do it?

Its very simple.
E, you are smarter than that.
He just loves the taste.

Those are weak haikus
Go to RealCavsFans.com
That's where you belong

I'm not the one that's
Saying "we" and meaning Cavs
Go talk with Train Wreck

Glenn states dumb falsehoods
Like many politicians.
Must mean "strong" not "weak."

Glenn is just jealous
He wishes he had our skills
Also, Bukdow's gay.

Denny, not so good.
Poor when it comes to grammar.
Glenn will call you out.

Tahoe worse than me.
Mis-spells all the friggin time.
Glenn's manlove saves him.

Speaking of Tahoe...
He knows the Spurs are finished
Here's "Little Tony"
:little tony:

Glenn the sig stealer.
Only kidding, I am glad
You caught the "it" craze.

Zekyl made cookies
Should have had a steak instead
Still got the BJ

Still eating the cookies
I will cherrish them for days
Rather have the steak :(

BJ? So he says...
Met her at a nursing home.
Those are old lips, Zek.

Good God man, that's sick
She is somebody's grandma!
Gums are nice and soft

You're telling me, Glenn.
That's what you get from Cleveland.
Zek's got a fetish.

Zek: "She's young and hot"!
Pics or it didn't happen
Hot flashes don't count

Hey Sir Douche Baggins
Where the fuck have you gone man?
WTF needs you.

Now back to Zekyl
I am a huge cookie fan
But not at that price.

Now back to Zekyl
I am a huge cockie fan
But not at that price.

So then, at what price?
Does a man switch hit for love?
Fifteen dollars flat?

Haikus

Leprechaun in tree?
Underappreciated
I want da gold, bitch

UxKa is not dead
Absence makes the heart grow fond
Nice boobies help, too

More haiku

McLain makes cartoons
He's got mad skillz, that's for sure
(Brown paint brush envy)

Old, slow and no bench
The Spurs are done I say, DONE
Just wait for playoffs

More haiku

McLain makes cartoons
He's got mad skillz, that's for sure
(Brown paint brush envy)

Old, slow and no bench
The Spurs are done I say, DONE
Just wait for playoffs

Photoshop "must-know"
Brown Paint Brush Tool owned by Glenn
Must add copyright

Haiku

A week without Fool
Must be doing the shimmy
Lots of shimmying

:motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns:
:motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns:
:motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns::motown owns:

LOL Denny
Denny made me a website
Denny is the shit

LOL Denny
Denny made me a website
Denny is the shit
LOL MoTown.
Not a site, only a page.
Still owe me money.

No, you really don't
When MoTown records sues me.
Point to you and run.

Fuck this stuffy nose
Wish it would just go away
Kind of like bukdow

The day is soon here
National Steak and BJ
Mo does Zekyl's w___.

I have no wife, does that mean Mo does nothing?

What the fuck was that?
Zekyl brings weaksauce into
The ultimate thread.

Maybe if they checked
their facts before posting they
would not look like fools

Maybe if they checked
their facts before posting they
would not look like fools
Fool was a post God
I would be honored to look
Like that SOB.

Cleveland ain't the place
To find the marrying kind.
Zekyl , try hookers

They are dangerous
Got to watch for STDs
Drippy dick? No thanks!

oL_DxT2UOyo

In the morning, sun.
It graces with beaming light.
Then, you see darkness.

Darkness, light, darkness.
Like a bukdow intellect.
Read Smithsonian.

I thought you were getting gay on us after reading that first one, but then you insulted Bukky and all was well in the world.

I thought you got gay
It gave me a big boner
but I was mistaked

I can't take credit, but this is the best haiku ever:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Read Smithsonian
Intellectual elite
Rich mahogany

Harper's is better
I actually read them
I'm on par with "God"

Who you think you are?
You are not the one we call
Bukdow - magnific!

Read Smithsonian
Intellectual elite
Rich mahogany

Haiku of the year.
So far, Bukdow humor OWNS.
Glenn for POY.

The day was begun
Another drunken nighttime
Is within my grasp.

Day finally starts
Another Drunken Nighttime
Is within my past

The day finally starts 6
Another Drunken Nighttime 7
Is within my past 5

Zekyl had but failed
Another drunken nighttime
To drown sorrows fast

Hangover, no good
It messed up my counting skills
Fuck dehydration

I say 'finally' 'fine-lee' not 'fine-al-ee' so it's still five to me.

That's the way I originally counted it.

Love my power here
SDB deletes his posts
I can still read them
:sirdouche:
Don't be embarrassed
The posts make me laugh out loud
Share them with the world

Bukdow is a God?
Gone five days, look what happens.
Place gun to head... BANG!!!

April in the D
God, I miss that song, don't you?
Time to go to sleep

April is L.A.
80 degrees, all sunshine
Bring out the boobies. :)

Oh Sir Douche Baggins
How I long for the days when
You graced our website

Oh Sir Douche Baggins
Countless times you made me laugh
And now you are dead

Football season nears
Sir Douche Baggins and his tent
Nowhere to be found

I weep, how I weep
WTF lost its soldier
Fuck Roger Clemons

Sir Douche Baggins, no
Should have been King Douche Baggins
Hi Wil Ledezma

Some of you may say
Slow day at the office, Mo?
I miss SDB.

And so I conclude
This is my ballad to him
THE Sir Douche Baggins.

Appreciate SDB more
I hope we have learned
damnit!

Kind of a Yoda Haiku?

Dear Rodney Stuckey
You can have me if you want
XOXO - Keith

Sir Douche will be back
If you do not think so, then
You have learned nothing

Sir Douche Baggins gone?
We can replace him, you know.
Contact India.

There is no hope now.
Our messiah is now gone.
There is no hope now.

You are wrong and you
have learned nothing if you think
SDB dispersed.

All part of the plan.
SDB was marginal.
Now he is a God.

If you don't sometimes
want to draw a crude penis
on billboards, that's sad

This is very true
Everyone should want to draw
A billboard penis.

Only Glenn shall draw
Armed with his BrownPaintBrushTool
A ginormous dick.

I weep, how I weep
WTF lost its soldier
Fuck Roger Clemons

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier...

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier...

What damn song is that?
That lyric stuck in mah mind.
Fuck you SDB.


Got it, you fucker!!!
All the things that I've done, bitch!!!!
The Killers are tight.

McCain and Palin
The end of the world is near
Says her religion

McCain and Palin
We will nuke your fucking ass
Says his short temper

Please make those "Palin and McCain".

That is the new acceptable format.

TIA

McCain and Palin
The Prime Minister of where?
Thinks her nitwit mind.

Palin and McCain
Skipped on David Letterman
Old buddies no more.

Palin and McCain
I want to "ruin" that girl
Wishes horny John

Palin and McCain
Fundamentalist run him
Palin likes bull whips.

Palin and McCain
Alaska is a swing state
For corrupt pelt trade

Now a month later.

Alaska still a swing state.

For Sarah P.'s noose.

MoTown sleeps early

He would like you to think that.

Vampire MoTown.

Glenn is now Snarky
Internet sensation gone
Booh to the name change

Oh Minnesota,
The Land of ten thousand lakes.
Better than Cleveland.

:motown owns: no more
Now a new MoTown Rises
Vinny :motowned: me

Alright GlennDanzig,
My revenge campaign begins.
You like your new Av?

eek, I have been hacked
ripping up Mo's new contract
Syndicate? My ass!

LDB a queer

Calling out UxKa as queer

Licks his own scrotum.

Wait, wat? Where is this?

Calls me out behind my back.

SDB: dismissed.

LDB is lord

Lord of what I do not know

Maybe that fat chick

LDB is lord

Lord of what I do not know

Maybe that fat chick

Which one? You have more than one in your family, ya know.

Wind in the meadow
Trees shaking with immense joy
Courtesy flush please.

Which one? You have more than one in your family, ya know.


Bad form, LDB

Not a Haiku, you retard.

The answer is 2.

Tahoe loves Barack

Secretly a Sparty Fan

Pays slaves with Coors Light

Glan knows everything.

Better than crap search engine.

Search: "Uncle Cliffy"

Sparty Bukdow gloats.

But whispers to blow up doll:

Walmart Wolverine.

This thread is weak sauce.

All of you are gay as hell.

Suck my balls bitches.

This thread is weak sauce.

All of you are gay as hell.

Suck my balls bitches.


Dav needs a name change

A name more appropriate...

CumTwat 812

As of 3 p.m.

MoTown... so insensitive

Joe D is still king

As of 3 p.m.

MoTown... so insensitive

Joe D is still king

Glan is still the man.

The man with the plan is Glan.

Glan eats ham with flan.