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Black Dynamite
06-01-2006, 09:23 PM
Man Shoots Little Girls With Squirt Gun Loaded With Semen
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com

As an 8-year-old girl looked at toys in an Orlando Kmart, a 5-foot-6, 160 pound man with blondish-brown hair politely approached and asked her to open her mouth. Yes, this story gets really nasty. When she refused, he pointed a fish-shaped squirt gun at her, sprayed her face, snapped her photograph and ran. What he shot on her face was not water but semen from inside a squirt gun. The picture he took was going to be used no doubt to help refill the gun.

Apparently this was at least the ninth time -- possibly the 11th -- that a bizarre child molester has struck in the past year, police said.

Most of the squirting incidents have occurred at Wal-Mart stores in Orange County. The man appears to be targeting children who are alone in the toy section of stores.

Forensic psychologist Jeffrey Danziger said the attacker may be acting out a sexual fetish. He also might suffer from a mental illness and be psychotic and delusional. Once again we can thank a forensic psychologist for his take on the fucking obvious.

"Squirting semen in someone's face would be for the purpose of the humiliation, shock and the anger it causes," Danziger said. "He's going back home to relive it and relish it. An assault like this against a child is more twisted still."

He said it was impossible to predict whether the assaults might turn more violent.
"Some sexual offenders are nonviolent, like exhibitionists," he said. "Others might progress, I've heard of strange sexual fetishes, but I've never heard of this."

realistic
06-01-2006, 09:27 PM
They should enact the death penalty for this brand of creep. This is even worse if the guy carries a disease or six.

UxKa
06-02-2006, 12:04 AM
ironically im wearing an orange county sheriffs shirt right now, maybe i should go bust that punk up. totally sick. the world is going to shit, 7-year olds charged with sexual assault, 11-year old girls pregnant with a proud mommy at that. last year i got cussed out and informed of what was about to be my ass beat by a kid that couldnt have been more than 7. sad sad world we live in. (fyi that 7 year old ran when i feigned a punch at him)

TK
06-02-2006, 08:24 AM
They should enact the death penalty for this brand of creep. This is even worse if the guy carries a disease or six.

I think that would have to take into account that this piece of shit has ever been laid, a notion I think we can pretty much dismiss.

It would be a shame if this guy was rendered quadriplegic in prison and became the "target" in the weekly bukkake night.

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 10:53 AM
Just catch and kill the fucker.

One shot, behind the ear and it's all over.

Why keep fuckers like this alive in prison or in mental homes....

So we can torture them!

Cool - I love mankind - now let me torture someone

Anthony
06-02-2006, 10:57 AM
I always wanted to visit the land of oz, but your scaring me.

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 11:09 AM
Have you seen Wolf Creek or Chopper?

I bet those movies didn't get a ton of publicity in the US.

We want you to visit. We really want you to visit.

Come visit. You'll be fine.




Head on a stick!

Anthony
06-02-2006, 11:17 AM
Uhhhhhhh....... I think i'm gonna go to Lebanon (the home land) instead. You really scare me (mate)

Fool
06-02-2006, 11:34 AM
Will yall stop posting in this thread so it stops popping up in my "New Posts" display.

Anthony
06-02-2006, 11:42 AM
Sorry

Anthony
06-02-2006, 11:42 AM
I wont post here anymore

Anthony
06-02-2006, 11:44 AM
Sware

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 12:24 PM
lol - sorry

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 12:26 PM
Um, I seem to recall someone else who hated this kind of thing

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 12:28 PM
I wonder who it was?

I'll stop - it just ain't funny

MOLA1
06-02-2006, 12:32 PM
What's going on here?

Glenn
06-02-2006, 12:35 PM
The party's over.

Anthony
06-02-2006, 01:06 PM
Wait, what? It dosnt have to be over!

Cmon Glenn, jump on the table and do that thing you do. You know. That thing

Pharaoh
06-02-2006, 01:33 PM
LMMFAO - Classic

TK
06-02-2006, 01:49 PM
Hey, did you guys know that if you post in this thread, it gets bumped to the top of the "new posts"......fucking area or whatever?

I think that's neat!

MOLA1
06-02-2006, 02:01 PM
http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/9784/64144321605yd.jpg

DennyMcLain
06-02-2006, 02:29 PM
http://www.nataliedee.com/120805/mayonnaise.jpg

Note: I did not draw this.