Emoticon Deathmatch.

Who wins?

[smilie=hammertime.:


VS.


[smilie=jackson.gif]

Michael Jackson BY FAR!

He does not have bad fashion, plus his dance moves are more fluid and creative than MC Hammer's.

PS. This may get swatted.

If it does, it does.

I can accept a good swatting with the best of them.

I actually did it just for you since you just told me you were bored.

I'll take Hammer because his pants were innovative, and now he makes commercials that poke fun at himself.

(Also, I used to like me some Oaktown 357)

No third option?

Then I choose "other".

http://www.msnemotions.org/emoticons/uploads/arab-dance.gif

Better than that bitch Hammer....HamSTer

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/hamsterdance2.gif

:funnyguy: > all dancing smilies

*sigh*

I'll never post a smiley again.

HammerTime

Recap:

Hammer
Puffy pants
Former Oakland A's batboy
Rick James
fresh eyeglasses


Wacko Jacko
child molestation
pet monkeys
plastic face
bleached his skin
fucked up family
great tunes
friends with Elizabeth Taylor
edit: added "hair caught on fire"

Hammer.

As far as songs, there is not contest.