OK, who's the horse junky on here?? I need a lock for tommorrow's races. Rent's due.

I swear when I saw this on Friday, I was going to tell you to bet the house on Barbaro.

Not that I know anything about horses, but I always loved Barbaro Garbey from the '84 Tigers. I have an autographed ball from a card show at a mall about 10 years ago.

BG had a pack of Marlboro reds sticking out of his shirt pocket, and although it was a Sunday morning, he reeked of cheap whiskey.