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geerussell
05-02-2006, 11:46 AM
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060502/METRO/605020317/1003


PONTIAC -- A Rochester Hills teenager who investigators said stabbed his mother 111 times because she interrupted his "mission from God" to kill pedophiles, abortion doctors and U.S. Sen. John Kerry, was sentenced Monday to 25 to 37 1/2 years in prison.

As part of a sentencing agreement to avoid trial, Christopher Dankovich, 16, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the April 24, 2005, death of his mother, Diane Michele.

Investigators said Michele, 49, was stabbed 111 times by Dankovich after she confronted him about visiting pornographic Web sites on his computer and finding weapons-making materials under his bed.

Pharaoh
05-02-2006, 11:53 AM
111?

I wonder if there is a reason for that number?

Is it significant to him in any way at all?

Assume he could swing the knife 300 times. The chances of him finishing on the number 111 is 1/300. Pretty long odds.

Yet he stopped on 111!

Cool

Glenn
05-02-2006, 12:12 PM
Fucking hell.

TK
05-02-2006, 12:18 PM
I'd like to go on the record as being against stabbing your mother 111 times.

BigggChris04
05-02-2006, 12:23 PM
111 Times
...
Damn, that guy gotta be strong
...
My fat ass couldnt stab somene 20times before passing out

Black Dynamite
05-02-2006, 07:43 PM
ummm hopefully he gets a cell next to bubba and a dropped bar of soap every day.

realistic
05-02-2006, 10:19 PM
Word to the wise, moms: You don't mess with the porn.

... Bitch had it comin'.

b-diddy
05-04-2006, 01:11 AM
exact same thing happened in metro Detroit a year or two ago.

pretty sad. how do you kill your mom cuz she found your porn? i guess its kind of an awkward situation, but kill her?

and whats up with stabbings always going to rediculously high numbers? does the person not die after like 5? do they think you'll get insanity if you keep going?

some sick shit.

realistic
05-04-2006, 01:44 AM
exact same thing happened in metro Detroit a year or two ago.

pretty sad. how do you kill your mom cuz she found your porn? i guess its kind of an awkward situation, but kill her?

and whats up with stabbings always going to rediculously high numbers? does the person not die after like 5? do they think you'll get insanity if you keep going?

some sick shit. I'm guessing "confronting" him about porn involved more than a simple discovery--maybe she gave him a lecture "Carrie"-style: "They're all gonna laugh at you." Remember, she was probably pretty messed up herself since she raised the kid.

Still, he probably overreacted. There's no need to stab anybody over 100 times. Unless you're working with a butterknife. That requires a bit more endurance.

geerussell
05-04-2006, 10:46 AM
Everyone's focusing on the porn and skipping past the "...and found weapons-making materials under his bed" part. I'm guessing the discovery that she might have the next columbine kid on her hands might have escalated things just a bit.

Moral of the story: when confronting your children, bring a gun and be ready to shoot first.

Black Dynamite
05-04-2006, 11:38 AM
Moral of the story: when confronting your children, bring a gun and be ready to shoot first.
Bo Jacksons mother could've wrote a book on how to deal with kids revolts(Bo knows he wasnt faster than a bullet). shit most mothers around my way could. i wish a kid around here would try to go at his moms with a knife.

note to parents:raise your fucking kids and stop letting TV and media do it. if she was keeping up with her kid from the jump, i doubt this would be ending as it did.

Unibomber
05-04-2006, 09:05 PM
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060502/METRO/605020317/1003


PONTIAC -- A Rochester Hills teenager who investigators said stabbed his mother 111 times because she interrupted his "mission from God" to kill pedophiles, abortion doctors and U.S. Sen. John Kerry, was sentenced Monday to 25 to 37 1/2 years in prison.

As part of a sentencing agreement to avoid trial, Christopher Dankovich, 16, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the April 24, 2005, death of his mother, Diane Michele.

Investigators said Michele, 49, was stabbed 111 times by Dankovich after she confronted him about visiting pornographic Web sites on his computer and finding weapons-making materials under his bed.

I don't think 25 to 37 and a half years is enough.

Taymelo
05-05-2006, 08:04 AM
Does that mean that - best case scenario for society - this raving fucking lunatic is going to simply be let out among us normal people who don't want to die when he's in his 50's and still more than capable of killing a lot of people?

Is there any form of mental examination before they let him go, or it it simply "you've served the maximum amount of your sentence, and you're free to leave, Mr. 'I think the devil is speaking to me' guy"?

Glenn
05-05-2006, 08:08 AM
I think it means he's got 37 years to refine his list of future targets.

Hopefully he'll lift weights and learn how to make really good shanks, so he can be more efficient when he gets out.

Fool
05-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Imagine the advances in porn that will have been implemented by the time he gets out.

Uncle Mxy
05-05-2006, 04:59 PM
Imagine the advances in porn that will have been implemented by the time he gets out.
I don't think he'll have to imagine. Some of those advances in porn will be implemented on his posterior by a dom named Bubba, I'm sure.