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Artis Gilmore
05-01-2006, 09:30 PM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



Ok, this is ridiculous. This guy is obviously a fraud if he can do it. Not even god can stay under water for a week. People say he's jesus or somthing but I bet all his shit is fake. And he will obviously do it if it is going to air on ABC.


He does look like MOLA though.:cool:

DennyMcLain
05-01-2006, 10:46 PM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



Ok, this is ridiculous. This guy is obviously a fraud if he can do it. Not even god can stay under water for a week. People say he's jesus or somthing but I bet all his shit is fake. And he will obviously do it if it is going to air on ABC.


He does look like MOLA though.:cool:

Yes He can.

Mr. Oobir
05-01-2006, 11:10 PM
Yes he can.
http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1997/images/god-shammgod.jpg
Are you sure about that?

DennyMcLain
05-01-2006, 11:11 PM
[quote=DennyMcLain]http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1997/images/god-shammgod.jpg

Are you sure about that?

THAT God is a sham!

Mr. Oobir
05-01-2006, 11:16 PM
http://www.billrotelladrumbeatings.com/rimshot.gif
...

Fool
05-01-2006, 11:20 PM
[quote=DennyMcLain]http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1997/images/god-shammgod.jpg

Are you sure about that?

THAT God is a sham!

Yuck.

DennyMcLain
05-01-2006, 11:23 PM
http://www.magicdirectory.com/blaine/images/southpark.jpg

JS
05-01-2006, 11:34 PM
The real magic trick will be how the EMT's will disappear when he needs them.

TK
05-02-2006, 09:21 AM
Who the fuck is calling David Blaine Jesus?

If he is, he's the worst Messiah ever.

"I'll get to that whole world hunger shit in a sec. First, pick a card."

Hermy
05-02-2006, 10:00 AM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



I bet all his shit is fake. .





Um, Steve. There is no such thing as real magic.

Glenn
05-02-2006, 10:03 AM
Um, Steve. There is no such thing as real magic.

http://www.compumagic.com/magic/dh/images/WalkThruWall.jpg

I'm Canadian, and I disagree with Hermy.

DennyMcLain
05-02-2006, 11:12 AM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



I bet all his shit is fake. .




Um, Steve. There is no such thing as real magic.

Give him a break. He's 13. He still believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!

MOLA1
05-02-2006, 11:46 AM
He does look like MOLA though.:cool:

Um...no. I'm not short, I'm not thin, I don't have a big nose
or any other features he does and I'm not as tan as dude.

Hermy
05-02-2006, 11:46 AM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



I bet all his shit is fake. .




Um, Steve. There is no such thing as real magic.

Give him a break. He's 13. He still believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!

That's the magic of Chrstmas. Totally different.

Artis Gilmore
05-02-2006, 12:35 PM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060501/114651912000.html



I bet all his shit is fake. .




Um, Steve. There is no such thing as real magic.

Give him a break. He's 13. He still believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!I havn't belived in Santa since he didn't give me N64 when I was five.


Fucking asshole.

Black Dynamite
05-02-2006, 01:59 PM
santa claus is a nazi. germans have destroyed the youth of america.

Also david blaine is garbage. do a legitimate magic trick. Underwater for a week is retarded. Only his death could give this some legitimate media and thats sad.

DennyMcLain
05-02-2006, 02:10 PM
I'd like to think of TK as WTF's resident magician.

He does AMAZING disappearing acts.

TK
05-02-2006, 02:11 PM
I'd like to think of TK as WTF's resident magician.

He does AMAZING disappearing acts.

Poof, bitch.

Glenn
05-02-2006, 02:22 PM
I'd like to think of TK as WTF's resident magician.

He does AMAZING disappearing acts.

Good comparison.

He's also a little fruity, just like David Copperfield.

TK
05-02-2006, 02:56 PM
I'd like to think of TK as WTF's resident magician.

He does AMAZING disappearing acts.

Good comparison.

He's also a little fruity, just like David Copperfield.

Hey, if David Copperfield is fruity, I don't want to be.....






.....vegetably?











shut up glenn

Uncle Mxy
05-05-2006, 03:00 PM
It's not that different from a sensory deprivation chamber and folks have survived days at a time with little advance preparation. Blaine gets to brace himself for it. Odds are, he drugs himself out for a week.

He should call himself a stuntman, not a magician.

MoTown
05-05-2006, 04:59 PM
I thought he was supposed to go underwater for 9 minutes, not a week.

Either way, I won't be watching.

TK
05-10-2006, 01:40 PM
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2001-12/1514837.jpg

^ Magic swat. GET IT??!?@?@#?

Anthony
05-11-2006, 08:25 PM
David Blaine is the devil.