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bangpow
04-27-2006, 01:12 PM
http://www.consolesports.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=377


WTF is up with naming their new system "Wii'??

DrRay11
04-27-2006, 03:10 PM
Wow. Just...

wow.

Shugadaddi
04-27-2006, 03:13 PM
Clearly not marketing to the US. Clearly smoking crack.

Fraserburn
04-27-2006, 03:16 PM
All respect to Nintendo aside
i'm not on board with this dubeye moniker

of course the name of the system is inconsequential to me

its all about what it offers and what it can do

i'll probably end up just calling it the revolution

Hermy
04-27-2006, 03:25 PM
the single handed controller does lend itself to porn.

Fraserburn
04-27-2006, 03:59 PM
the single handed controller does lend itself to porn.

you noticed that too did you?

i can see it now
hentai and japanime pron all over the place....

DrRay11
04-27-2006, 04:05 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

(was I alone in thinking that?)

ojay
04-28-2006, 05:29 AM
They lost their minds a long time ago blowing off Sony and Playstation and making N64 cartridge-based.

Gamecube had failure written all over it once the controller appeared.

Nintendo's been fucked, man.

H1Man
04-28-2006, 06:35 AM
Nintendo tends to think outside the box with its products.

Problem is, they don't realize that some of their ideas might be too radical for people to adapt too. And that's their downfall.

Comrade
04-28-2006, 03:55 PM
Stupid ass name.But the best part about it is that they'll still be around the next generation and the generation after that. I still wished they would have stuck with Revolution though.

Anthony
04-28-2006, 04:39 PM
Ok, i'll say it

LOL@Nintendo and all those who buy their products

Moodini31
04-28-2006, 05:58 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiierd. You would think Nintendo would start to conform a bit due to their recent struggles, but apparently that is not the case. You've got to give them credit from being different, but they are really starting to alienate people in America.

Darth Thanatos
04-29-2006, 01:07 PM
Ok, i'll say it

LOL@Nintendo and all those who buy their products


I agree.

LOL@Ninsucko fans


WIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Comrade
04-29-2006, 04:22 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiierd. You would think Nintendo would start to conform a bit due to their recent struggles, but apparently that is not the case. You've got to give them credit from being different, but they are really starting to alienate people in America.

Why would you try and conform? This may be a shocker to you all, but the XBox only sold 22 million units, just a bit over the GC's 21 million. That's with low polygon digital boobies and all. The 360 pretty much bombed in Japan, granted PS3 will dominate that market but Nintendo will always have a foothold. How many rehashes of the same games with slightly different fighters and/or graphics do we need? I mean seriously, why don't they just copy the specs and launch price of the PS3, call itself the Nintendo SuperNES3(SNES3 for short), and release "Dead of Alive 5: Big Titties in 1080i" as their launch title. That would surely put them back on top(saddest part is, it probably would). In fact, I think we could use 5 or 6 more consoles selling the exact same games.

Fuck ya'll. It could be called the Nintendo Zhang Wang Xu 12:30 Lunch and Nintendo will still be around in 50 years. I'm going to buy one just to PM Arch and ask him to come over and play with with my Wii.

Black Dynamite
04-29-2006, 04:29 PM
Why would you try and conform? This may be a shocker to you all, but the XBox only sold 22 million units, just a bit over the GC's 21 million. That's with low polygon digital boobies and all. The 360 pretty much bombed in Japan, granted PS3 will dominate that market but Nintendo will always have a foothold. .
hmmm i hope no one thought microsoft ran the market. they still are chasing sony. and their lack of an ability to sell in japan will keep them from ever touching sony's worldwide profit margin.

Moodini31
04-29-2006, 10:48 PM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiierd. You would think Nintendo would start to conform a bit due to their recent struggles, but apparently that is not the case. You've got to give them credit from being different, but they are really starting to alienate people in America.

Why would you try and conform? This may be a shocker to you all, but the XBox only sold 22 million units, just a bit over the GC's 21 million. That's with low polygon digital boobies and all. The 360 pretty much bombed in Japan, granted PS3 will dominate that market but Nintendo will always have a foothold. How many rehashes of the same games with slightly different fighters and/or graphics do we need? I mean seriously, why don't they just copy the specs and launch price of the PS3, call itself the Nintendo SuperNES3(SNES3 for short), and release "Dead of Alive 5: Big Titties in 1080i" as their launch title. That would surely put them back on top(saddest part is, it probably would). In fact, I think we could use 5 or 6 more consoles selling the exact same games.

Fuck ya'll. It could be called the Nintendo Zhang Wang Xu 12:30 Lunch and Nintendo will still be around in 50 years. I'm going to buy one just to PM Arch and ask him to come over and play with with my Wii.

I didn't say it was a bad thing. I'm actually really interested in the Wii (?) and I am intrigued at how they're going to utilize their new "controller". I'll probably get one myself, but I just thought they'd make a "safe" system this generation, that would be comparable to the PS3 and the 360. I'm just saying that Nintendo seems to be saying "screw the US" and are marketing towards Japan.

Matt
05-03-2006, 04:29 PM
Fuck ya'll. It could be called the Nintendo Zhang Wang Xu 12:30 Lunch and Nintendo will still be around in 50 years. I'm going to buy one just to PM Arch and ask him to come over and play with with my Wii.

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that was hilarious.