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Gecko
04-22-2006, 10:32 PM
This thread is to post any freaky, gay or silly one-liners you heard Bill Walton say during the telecasts this playoff season. This should be good and long.

Gecko
04-22-2006, 10:34 PM
I'll start

The Bulls are going through "shrinkage"

"Tell Shaq heres the table that was set for you to feast on".

Fool
04-22-2006, 10:48 PM
"An incredible lack of V8 being consumed in this league."

Atticus771
04-23-2006, 12:15 AM
"[insert team name] are in a world of hurt right now." -after the opposing team has gone on a 6-0 run to take a two point lead.

MOLA1
04-23-2006, 09:47 AM
"Rick Fox is probably the greatest inbound passer in the history of the NBA."

"You look at his body, Dwayne Wade, it’s as if Michelangelo sculpted it in a dream. He’s just so cut, and his posture, the rack upstairs and those shoulders, so broad."

Glenn
04-23-2006, 09:52 AM
Horrible.

Artis Gilmore
04-23-2006, 10:20 AM
"Throw it down K-Mart, no bankruprency here"


"Yao Ming makes plays for the rockets, like Magic Johnson used to make for the lakers"

Steve Jones: "No"

Bill: "YUS"!

Anthony
04-23-2006, 11:33 AM
"An incredible lack of V8 being consumed in this league."



ROFLMAO!!!! Steve jones fuckin owned the shit outa him after that comment.


Remember this one:


"Those green eyes of J. Kidd..."

I forgot the rest but I remember that part.

Glenn
04-23-2006, 03:40 PM
It was "crystal green eyes".

Atticus771
04-23-2006, 03:55 PM
This thread has me doubting Bill Walton's sexual orientation...

UxKa
04-23-2006, 04:27 PM
in the last pistons-cavs game, bron got a breakaway dunk. to this walton said something along the lines of 'he just posterized an imaginary defender'. [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

Anthony
04-23-2006, 05:07 PM
It was "crystal green eyes".


same difference

MOLA1
04-23-2006, 05:27 PM
It was "crystal green eyes".


same differenceIt's not the same. Either way, it was "emerald green eyes."




"Robert horry, one of the top defensive players in his genre"


"Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"




There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.



"Karl Malone is having an MVP-type game"- Malone was shooting 2-for-11 from the field, including a few muffed lay-ups.


"This is a game of skill Shawn Bradley"


"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"


"The Bulls are off to a horrible start!"- The score was Utah 4 to Chicago's 2.

b-diddy
04-23-2006, 10:08 PM
larry brown is so great i'm surprised he hasnt started his own religion.


and ps: walton is all tongue in cheek humor. best color guy in basketball.

Atticus771
04-23-2006, 11:54 PM
The guy is really a genius of sorts. Most people don't get him. And by most people I mean those who aren't smart enough to keep up with the masses at WTF.

MoTown
04-24-2006, 09:48 AM
"Throw it down K-Mart, no bankruprency here"


"Yao Ming makes plays for the rockets, like Magic Johnson used to make for the lakers"

Steve Jones: "No"

Bill: "YUS"!

LOL! I love when Snapper just gets so angry at Walton he doesn't know what to say.

Varsity
04-24-2006, 12:03 PM
My favorite lines were when someone would mess up and he say something along the lines of "Horry's pass sails out of bounds is quite possibly one of the worst passes in the history of the NBA." First time, he caught me off guard with that one and I almost spit out my beverage. claaaasic.

Train Wreck
04-25-2006, 01:29 PM
Earlier this year, The Pistons fell down by like 6 to Portland early in the first and Walton say's....

"I'm not ready to count the Pistons out just yet"

Genius, pure Genius

Black Dynamite
04-25-2006, 10:28 PM
damn i thought tis was a bill walton marijuana variety thread. oops.

ummmmmmm

"throw it down big ben"

Elektra
04-25-2006, 10:30 PM
There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.


That is why I love this man!
It's beautiful!

Anthony
04-25-2006, 11:08 PM
It's not the same. Either way, it was "emerald green eyes."




"Robert horry, one of the top defensive players in his genre"


"Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"




There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.



"Karl Malone is having an MVP-type game"- Malone was shooting 2-for-11 from the field, including a few muffed lay-ups.


"This is a game of skill Shawn Bradley"


"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"


"The Bulls are off to a horrible start!"- The score was Utah 4 to Chicago's 2.



ROFLMAO!!!!

Artis Gilmore
04-30-2006, 04:24 PM
Breen: "Walton to Shaq and he slams it!"


Walton: "I am a proud father."


I always thought that was one of the funniest ones.

Darth Thanatos
04-30-2006, 06:52 PM
Bill Walton is fucking God. I love that red-headed stallion.