How about I fly to Michigan, kill Maurice Evans and they both get a chance at playing time next season?
Do it. but be descreet.

Then we'll all meet up at Outback to celebrate.

Then we'll all meet up at Outback to celebrate.
sounds like a sensible alibi [smilie=artist.gif]

Outback? There will be no Outback Mountain going on

And if I did fly to Michigan and had business dealings with Mo none of you would ever find out.

Do you know why I wouldn't mention it?

Not out of fear of being caught because I'd get away with it. I've got friends who have worked in crime labs.

I wouldn't mention i because some of you would bitch that I didn't stop by and say hello.

You know it's true.

Outback, not Brokeback.


This
http://www.burlington-area-nc.org/photos/outback%20steakhouse.jpg

Not this
http://www.q.co.za/2005/01/images/brokeBack.jpg


(Be happy I didn't use the 2nd image that comes up when you Google "Brokeback")

Well, that place looks kinda shitty.

(no offense to anyone who loves it)

Well, that place looks kinda shitty.

(no offense to anyone who loves it)
its kinda a play on aussie outback.

No it's not.

Who told you that?

They lied to you

Yes, that is exactly what every American thinks Oz looks like. Well that + a croc or 2 walking across the porch.

Some of the stuff I've read over the years would make you laugh.

Do I own a pet kangaroo?

Do I own a koala?

Those are my favourite 2.

Some Americans are so well-informed...

Do you have peanut shells all over the floor of your house P?

I laughed very hard at that.

This has got "Aks an Aussie" threadsplit potential.

Wait, haven't we done that before?

We might have but I wasn't the Aussie answering (and I'm the best Aussie here so who endorsed a second rate thread?)

Anyway to answer Hermy:

No - I don't have peanut shells all over the floor of my house.

Who the fuck leaves peanut shells on the floor?

I don't even eat peanuts (I don't like putting nuts in my mouth) but if I did I'd do the right fucking thing and put the shells in the bin.

Shrimp on the barbie?

Do people make pilgrimages to Crocodile Dundee's house like American's do to Elvis's or is it more of a quiet, solemn respect of his privacy?

Also, when the girls from the Facts of Life went to visit Sydney, was it like pandemonium with people trying to get close to them and see them in person??

How did you convince so many hot women to come to your island?

Can I use the same technique if I move to Grosse Ile (an island in Michigan)?

Does every Aussy get a royalty whenever some American company buys one of those Koala changing stations (see pic below)?


http://www.meekbeck.com/images/pic_koala.gif

Were you as embarrassed of Yahoo Serious as we are of David Hasselhoff?

Do you consider Mel Gibson a "traitor"?

WTF ever happened to Jacko?http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/97_fall/how_ad_works/chae/gifs/energizer2.jpg
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/410/manindividual6bn.jpg

Have you heard Jacko rap? Is he better than Mola?

Is there any kind of movement to make "Down Under" your country's national anthem? Link (http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/clipserve/B000002ABO001002/0/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_002/104-7707289-6239925)

How do you feel about people from New Zealand. Do you have beef?

Also, why does your continent look like my initials in graffiti?

http://www.surveyor.asn.au/images/aus-map.jpg
M1

Farrow's gettin killed here [smilie=applause.gi:

How do you feel about people from New Zealand. Do you have beef?

Also, why does your continent look like my initials in graffiti?

http://www.surveyor.asn.au/images/aus-map.jpg
M1
i'm sure the aussies think it's more like iw, you know, from their down-under perspective.

ooh, good call.

Some of the stuff I've read over the years would make you laugh.

Do I own a pet kangaroo?

Do I own a koala?

Those are my favourite 2.

Some Americans are so well-informed...

You haven't answered these two yet..... hundreds of curious Americans are waiting.


(Bonus: Why do you spell favorite wrong?... and color?)

He's self centred.

pharoah should be busy for awhile with these questions.

How come Fosters sucks?

answering that question is easy

Foster's sucks because its their junk export beer
nobody in australia drinks that shit
they save the good stuff for themselves(which might inturn answer the question as to why there are so many hot women there)

nicole kidman aint too shabby.

now if that's their junk export, i don't know what to say about aussie women

A lot of fucking questions already, so this is gonna take a while.

Shrimp on the barbie? We call them prawns.

Some people cook them on the BBQ every now and then.

I don't like. Cooking them on the BBQ fucks them up. I'd rather just peel them and eat them straight up.

We have the best seafood in the World, too.

Do people make pilgrimages to Crocodile Dundee's house like American's do to Elvis's or is it more of a quiet, solemn respect of his privacy?

Also, when the girls from the Facts of Life went to visit Sydney, was it like pandemonium with people trying to get close to them and see them in person??

1) No, people don't travel to Walkabout Creek and view his house/tent/swag or whatever the fuck it's called. He's a fictional character.

Do Americans make pilgrimages to Jules' home or Samuel's?

And there is very little respect for Croc Dundee. There are a ton of guys in Oz that hunt Croc and/or work with them daily. Croc Dundee ain't shit here.

2) Hell No! You've seen some of our women, right? Why the fuck would we go crazy for a bunch of ugly ass women when we've got stunners all over the place?

Note to Vinny: That show sucked

How did you convince so many hot women to come to your island?

Can I use the same technique if I move to Grosse Ile (an island in Michigan)?

Does every Aussy get a royalty whenever some American company buys one of those Koala changing stations (see pic below)?


http://www.meekbeck.com/images/pic_koala.gif

1) How did I convince them? I flashed my cock and they came running.

You can use the same technique if you're hung like a rogue elephant

2) No

Were you as embarrassed of Yahoo Serious as we are of David Hasselhoff?

Do you consider Mel Gibson a "traitor"?

WTF ever happened to Jacko?

Have you heard Jacko rap? Is he better than Mola?

1) No, the dude made a ton of money - Good for him.

See, we support all our dumb fuckers who con the Yanks into giving them big money. We take pride in it.

2) No, Mel was born in the US, moved to Oz and we made him a success. Now you fuckers wanna take him back cause he's a success. Whatever, we'll breed another star and give you Mel because we're cool like that.

3) Jacko is on the road with Chopper doing comedy/story telling stuff. If you've never heard of Chopper then you better educate yourself. Our favourite criminal

Jacko can't really rap, M1 can.

BTW, Chopper has a rap album out. He can't rap like M1, but he has killed a lot of people. Gangsta rap is back!

Is there any kind of movement to make "Down Under" your country's national anthem?

Not really - we're not into our current anthem but no one cares enough to change it.

That's how we are - if we're not really passionate about something we don't give a fuck.

You wanna bomb us? OK, we'll step up and fuck with you.

You want us to sing some shit after we win swimming races? Nah, we'll sit that one out.

BTW, I don't really like the "Down Under" song though it was cool way back when we won the America's Cup.

Winged keel = Fucking Amazing

How do you feel about people from New Zealand. Do you have beef?

Also, why does your continent look like my initials in graffiti?



1) Yeah, we have beef with them, but we kick their asses in everything except Rugby so it comes from their side mostly. Fuck 'em - they're just jealous cause our women are hot, our beaches are sweet and they're dumb enough to elect a woman to run their country.

Fuck 'em.

2) Cause we're cool like that

Farrow's gettin killed here [smilie=applause.gi:

Shouldn't you be working on your game?

Pathetic motherfucker - no wonder you had to go to Europe.

Less time posting on the net, more time working on your game.

Ok, dickhead? Good.

No, I don't have a pet kangaroo or koala.

What the fuck do I want with a roo? They just bounce around everywhere and will kick your ass if you fuck with 'em. Best to avoid them

A Koala? Those guys are fucked up on drugs - they do nothing but get wasted all day. It's true

Someone needs to get them some decent gear though, cause they only get leaves. That's poor.

I wanna see a koala eat some bud - that would be sweet

BTW, we spell favourite correctly. We spell colour correctly.

We also spell defense and offense correctly.

American's want to think they are superior to everyone else and changed the spelling. Why? I don't know. Aks a Yank

How come Fosters sucks?

We keep all the good beer for ourselves.

We love our beer - we ain't sending you the good stuff.

If the neighbour (check the spelling) asks you for some coffee do you give him the good stuff or the instant shit you have in the cupboard?

Damn! That answers all the questions for today. Keep 'em coming though.

BTW, I'm not even gonna reply to the upside down bullshit. It's just fucking stupid when you consider that the Earth rotates, so at some point you fuckers are upside down as well.

But you don't hear any Aussie saying "Yo, you're shit is upside down" because we're cool like that.

Nice. We'll keep our Bells and Bass.

I hope you like the Budweiser.



[smilie=2thumbsup.g:

Is it true that a Japanese cult detonated an atom bomb in the Outback and no one knew?

How prevalent are Vietnamese and SE Asians in Aussie society?

Is Uluru just a big fucking hype machine, or is it as cool as advertised?

What exactly is the Northwest Territories?

If no one knew how would I answer?

I don't think they did though, cause our soldiers kick ass. Our guys are known world wide for their skills, not their fuck ups.

Our guys don't die due to friendly fire.


How prevalent are Vietnamese and SE Asians in Aussie society?


Very, but if they STFU and don't mess with us it's all good. We just hate the fact they wanna come in and make this like their old country.

If you love it that much don't fucking come here.


Is Uluru just a big fucking hype machine, or is it as cool as advertised?


Never been, but it's just a massive rock - why hype it up? You can climb it, but I don't understand why that's a big deal.

If you climb Everest then brag about it, otherwise STFU.


What exactly is the Northwest Territories?

WTF? The Northern Territory is a state of Australia, much like Texas is a state of the USA. But there is no state called NW Territory.

Nice. We'll keep our Bells and Bass.

I hope you like the Budweiser.



[smilie=2thumbsup.g:

Bells is great, but....uhhh....Bass?? That be british my friend....

Is Foster's really "Australian for beer?'

I taste it, and it tastes like shit.

Is that because you are below the equator, and everything is in reverse?

So, if everything is in reverse, then the same beer in Australia actually tastes good.

It's like BizzaroWorld... everything is in reverse.

Australian women look hot down there, but when they come to the US, they still look pretty hot...unless they were ugly in Australia and were kicked out. But I can't imagine Nicole Kidman being kicked out. Unless it was because she got plowed by that Scientology guru/freak Cruise, and became a national disgrace.

If Barbra Streisand goes to Australia, does she suddenly look like Heidi klum?

BizzaroWorld...everything in reverse.


I shouldn't have had that extra shot of Tequila.

IS it realize or realise?

Is there an aussie way of kicking someone's ass?

Can you record yourself saying "wallabee" and then provide a link to that recording?

Do your maps show Australia in the center and other countries to the east and west or do you guys use the Anglo-European biased maps that show America and Europe as though they are the center of the world?

Do you know any aboriginal dialects?

Ever been here (http://www.friendlyplanet.com/images/sydney-opera-house.jpg)?

Nice. We'll keep our Bells and Bass.

I hope you like the Budweiser.



[smilie=2thumbsup.g:

Bells is great, but....uhhh....Bass?? That be british my friend....
LMFAO! The Original Pale Ale - My fault. I didn't even think of it, but
trust me. I've read that label enought times to know that. Brain fart.

I was thinking of all of the beers I like and they're mostly imports.
Newcastle, Sapporo, Bass, Bells (I like 3 or 4 Bells beers),
Sam Adams, Heinekin, Coors Light and so on.

My absolute favorite is Newcastle and I was thinking of a backup.
My first thought is always Bass and I just kept writing.

Pharoah - I watched some Australian dude win a poker tournament on ESPN. Every time he won a hand a bunch of idiots jumped up and shouted "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy". What the hell is THAT all about?

Does it bother you when people confuse Australia and Austria?

Also, congratulations! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_re_us/sexual_satisfaction

Does the international date line confuse you sometimes, like when a game is mentioned to be on Wednesday, when it's really Thursday in Australia.

Or, is it the other way around?

Also, do you appreciate Jack in the Box for their stimulation of the Aussie economy by using kangaroo meat?

What's up with the water in the toilet going the wrong direction whilst being flushed?

Is Foster's really "Australian for beer?'

I taste it, and it tastes like shit.

Is that because you are below the equator, and everything is in reverse?

So, if everything is in reverse, then the same beer in Australia actually tastes good.

It's like BizzaroWorld... everything is in reverse.

Australian women look hot down there, but when they come to the US, they still look pretty hot...unless they were ugly in Australia and were kicked out. But I can't imagine Nicole Kidman being kicked out. Unless it was because she got plowed by that Scientology guru/freak Cruise, and became a national disgrace.

If Barbra Streisand goes to Australia, does she suddenly look like Heidi klum?

BizzaroWorld...everything in reverse.


I shouldn't have had that extra shot of Tequila.

Foster's is not Australian for beer. The most popular beer is VB. It's the real deal.

Is everything in reverse down here? No - don't be fucking stupid.

I told y'all I'm not gonna answer the stupid upside down shit and this reverse shit is just a sly way of slipping that upside down bullshit into the thread.

Don't do that.

Oh, to answer your last question: Babs looks like shit everywhere she goes, including Oz.

IS it realize or realise?

Is there an aussie way of kicking someone's ass?

It's realise (I think)

I'm fucking 30 and haven't been at school in a long fucking time. I didn't pay much attention while I was there so I can't remember.

Plus I've spent the last 4 years posting with a bunch of Yanks so my spelling is all fucked up.

Kicking someone's ass Aussie style? I can't speak for other Aussies but I do whatever it takes to win a brawl.

Brawls are not boxing matches. There's no ref and no one is gonna stop it if your eye is swollen and you can't see. Do whatever you have to do to get out alive.

If that means some guy meets a parked car head first, then he meets the car. If that means I break a fucking pool cue over your skull, then I'm breaking the cue.

Can you record yourself saying "wallabee" and then provide a link to that recording?

No.



Do your maps show Australia in the center and other countries to the east and west or do you guys use the Anglo-European biased maps that show America and Europe as though they are the center of the world?


WTF? A regular map or globe is what we have.



Do you know any aboriginal dialects?


No, but my buddy's woman is half abo (don't call them that - it's kind of like the "n" word)



Ever been here (http://www.friendlyplanet.com/images/sydney-opera-house.jpg)?

Yeah, way back when I was 10 or something. It was a school thing and the place is huge. I don't know the history of it and all that shit though.

Pharoah - I watched some Australian dude win a poker tournament on ESPN. Every time he won a hand a bunch of idiots jumped up and shouted "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy". What the hell is THAT all about?

Well, it's like chanting defense at a game. It's supposed to spark our teams/individuals to perform better.

Normally it's a bunch of drunks that start it, which means it happens at every sporting event we've ever had.

Does it make our guys/girls perform better? I doubt it - I never listened to the crowd while I was playing and I can't imagine a legit professional listening either.

Block that shit out and do your thing.

Does it bother you when people confuse Australia and Austria?

Also, congratulations! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_re_us/sexual_satisfaction

Didn't click the link because I'm the Man in the bedroom so if it's the survey that says we're bad that doesn't include.

If it's a survey saying we're awesome then obviously they asked my previous women and they spoke the truth.

Does it bother me about the Austria thing?

No, because my country is better than Austria (what have they ever won?)

Anyone that confuses the 2 lacks a decent education (Holla @ Riverside) and is someone that should stay where they are and educate themselves before travelling beyond their own state.

Does the international date line confuse you sometimes, like when a game is mentioned to be on Wednesday, when it's really Thursday in Australia.

Or, is it the other way around?


You got it right the first time.

We're 1 day ahead of you Americans, which explains a lot of things.

It doesn't confuse me at all because I'm used to it.

The Future Is Now, dude.



Also, do you appreciate Jack in the Box for their stimulation of the Aussie economy by using kangaroo meat?

We eat kangaroos as well. It's not that bad actually. If cooked properly it's better than steak IMO.

I've never tried emu, but apparently that's nice as well.

Personally I wanna eat some kangaroo and some emu in one sitting, just so I can say I've eaten our coat of arms (don't know why we have one - pointless).

I take it Jack in the Box is some shitty restaurant that isn't popular enough to have franchises all over the world?

What's up with the water in the toilet going the wrong direction whilst being flushed?

A weird question from you GD - I thought you watched the Simpsons?

Anyway, it's because of the different hemispheres.

I'm not gonna look up the scientific shit so that will have to do.

And who the fuck says it's going in the wrong direction?

Is it wrong because it flows differently in the USA and you guys assume your way is correct?

No one can stop water, man - it just flows.

BTW, I'm not even gonna reply to the upside down bullshit. It's just fucking stupid when you consider that the Earth rotates, so at some point you fuckers are upside down as well.


This theory is very fucked up.

It's the 'Ask' thread so:
Is it easy to immigrate into Australia? Do you know many people who moved there and settled down, from America, Asia, Africa, Europe?
(not from the 18th century of course)

Btw, Glenn was looking for this:
Coriolis Force (http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/CoriolisForce.html)

It's not a fucked theory - it's legit

And yes people can come here easily.

As long as you do it legally and get a visa and shit.

Don't grab 50 of your buddies and jump in a 3 foot wooden boat and paddle here, because if you make it well put you in a "Detention Centre" for over a year and you'll go fucking nuts before you get out.

It's our little gift to the refugees flooding in.

We're just like the Yanks - No trial and no lawyer.

We just lock you up.

BTW, I'm not even gonna reply to the upside down bullshit. It's just fucking stupid when you consider that the Earth rotates, so at some point you fuckers are upside down as well.


This theory is very fucked up.

It's the 'Ask' thread so:
Is it easy to immigrate into Australia? Do you know many people who moved there and settled down, from America, Asia, Africa, Europe?
(not from the 18th century of course)

Btw, Glenn was looking for this:
Coriolis Force (http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/CoriolisForce.html)

Internet Sensation® GlennDanzig® is now dead. His head just exploded.

It's not a fucked theory - it's legit

And yes people can come here easily.

As long as you do it legally and get a visa and shit.

Don't grab 50 of your buddies and jump in a 3 foot wooden boat and paddle here, because if you make it well put you in a "Detention Centre" for over a year and you'll go fucking nuts before you get out.

It's our little gift to the refugees flooding in.

We're just like the Yanks - No trial and no lawyer.

We just lock you up.

Does it bother you that Anthony owns better grammar than you Aussies?

It's not a fucked theory - it's legit

And yes people can come here easily.

As long as you do it legally and get a visa and shit.

Don't grab 50 of your buddies and jump in a 3 foot wooden boat and paddle here, because if you make it well put you in a "Detention Centre" for over a year and you'll go fucking nuts before you get out.

It's our little gift to the refugees flooding in.

We're just like the Yanks - No trial and no lawyer.

We just lock you up.
Thanks for the reply.

Regarding the earth rotation, it turns east-west, not north-south. Just saying.

You say Center, I say Centre.

It's a non-yankee thing.

Favourite - Favorite
Labor - Labour
Colour - Color.......

Favourite - Favorite
Labor - Labour
Colour - Color.......

Better than the Brits, calling a tire a "tyre", a truck a "Lolly", and a cigarette a "fag".

Btw, Glenn was looking for this:
Coriolis Force (http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/CoriolisForce.html)

Thanks Cindy, this thread is now educating the yutes of WTF.

And P, if you would have clicked the link in my post you might have had a chuckle, but the moment is lost now.

Pharoah, back to the map thing.

What I'm asking is if you guys use a world map that is oriented the same as th ones we Americans use. For instance, this is one example of an American world map (http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/maps/2000s/2004world.jpg). The Atlantic Ocean is pretty much centered so that America and Europe are almost in the middle, meanwhile Asia is split between the right side and left side of the map, and your country is way down in the bottom corner as North is on the top of the map. Some even have the Americas directly in the center.

Orienting a world map is totaly arbitrary and its been argued that doing so in this manner (with America/Europe in the middle and North on top) is biased toward the developed/Anglo-American world.

Do you guys in Oz have Australia way the hell in the bottom corner of your world maps or is it in the center? Is North on the top of your maps (it doesn't have to be, again its arbitrary)?

Denny: Anthony doesn't have better grammar or spelling. Most of the time I'm pretty good but sometimes the American influence fucks me up.

Cindy: Are you trying to tell me that you guys are never upside down as the Earth rotates on it's axis?

Link? Because my science teachers always used to claim that because of the rotation everyone is "Down Under" at some point.

Denny: A tyre is a tyre, not tire

A truck in Britain is a Lorry, not a Lolly. Lolly = Candy

A cig is a fag? It's a generally accepted term here too, though cig is used more often.

GD: Sorry I missed it. I'll go back and click the link.

Fool: The map you provided is NOT the ones we use or see most of the time.

Basically Australia is in the middle, front and center. The UK is on the left side and the USA is on the right.

Interesting - I wonder what the map would look like if I lived in India?

I gotta give Phar some serious credit. he's taking all the questions in pretty good stride. you'd rock as a white house media press rep. and oddly enough that job recently opened up. [smilie=anxious.gif]

A ton of people have told me I should run for office here in Oz.

But I curse too much and would kill too many people if elected.

I'd also give too much money to the lower class, which would mean I'd be dead within a week of being elected.

I like answering questions though. I keep respeonses short and sweet and most of the time people are happy about it.

If you're not happy with an answer I give you can suck my fuck cause I ain't doing no research.

Time, like your mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Serious question: Is there an immigrant problem in Australia, and who are they?

If you ran for office, what would you intend to do about it...sir.

Serious question: Is there an immigrant problem in Australia, and who are they?

If you ran for office, what would you intend to do about it...sir.

There's not really a problem, we just get a lot of "boat people" trying to come here from shitty Indonesia.

The problem with that is we put them in Detention Centers and then forget about them. Some people are stuck there for years

What's the fucking point of that?

These people could and should be contributing to society.

Either send them home or process their paper work. I don't care if "they jumped the cue" or something. Just process them and move on.

Its useless to lock them up, since we're basically paying them to do nothing. We should give them "X" amount of money to set up their shit and either give them jobs or have them "work for the dole".

If that's not gonna happen then send them back. Sorry if that means the death penalty in your shitty country, but we've got rules and you fucking broke 'em.

BTW, the dole is our welfare system. No job = you get the dole. The "Work for the Dole" program means some people have to work 2 weeks for their payment. That's right - 2 weeks out of the year.

Note that the dole is paid right into their bank accounts too - no food stamps or anything like that. You don't have to go to the Welfare office and pick up a cheque - it's like handing out cold hard cash because you have no idea what they're buying with it.

What would I do with people on the dole? No job when you leave school and not going to college/university? You have 12 months to find a legit job where you work 25 hours or more per week or you're joining the Armed Forces.

Don't like that? Then find a job.

Once you're out of Uni/College you have 12 months to find a job in your chosen field. If you can't find one then you too will be joining the Armed Forces.

Are the Liberals the "Conservatives" of Australia?

http://www.crikey.com.au/images/2004/10/01-YW9FE8SG00.jpg

The Liberal Party is supposed to be the Conservatives.

The Labour Party is (I don't know what you guys would call it) supposed to be for the worker.

Instead the 2 of them suck shit.

The Liberals are good, actually very good with the economy and shit like that.

How are they good? Well, they fuck over the worker and the family to get more money. Higher taxes, different hidden taxes, more taxes.

Did I mention taxes?

We have billions in surplus! Billions! Give me some money you fucking old cunt.

The Labour Party is too fucking stupid to get a decent leader that can smack the fuck out of the "factions" that are ripping the Party apart.

And because he's a fucking fat boy no one takes him seriously. He's like Santa - big, round and jolly.

No way can he win an election. He might be OK to talk to and nice and caring and all that shit but I can't respect a guy that can't take care of his own body.

I might smoke a lot of cigs and drink a lot of beer and used to do other drugs as well but I can still score 50 on your ass when I feel like it.

The problem with our Politics?

Too many dickheads that wanna have a say on both sides and NO ONE strong enough in either Party to tell them to STFU or else.

Someone needs to go Anakin in parliment and tell them this is what we're doing and if you don't fucking like it there's the door.

Obey me or die!

It might be a little harsh, but they'd still have a choice.

I'm a believer.

Great fuckin thread.


Whats your most memerable bar fight, or just fight in general. Details

Are you trying to tell me that you guys are never upside down as the Earth rotates on it's axis?
Yeah I'm saying that. Not only 'us guys' are never upside down, YOU, from 'downunder' are never really upside down. Right?

Because there is no universal 'up's and 'down's. The only down we have is toward the center of the giant ball we are all living on.

Who cares?

That's a good question. I suppose you are asking the Aussie.

Do y'all hate black people down in Australia?

Don't worry, we hate them in America as well.



(And for the first person who screams racism, develop a fucking sense of humor you righteous prick.)

(And for the first person who screams racism, develop a fucking sense of humor you righteous prick.)
dont be so insecure. [smilie=angel.gif]

Do y'all hate black people down in Australia?

Don't worry, we hate them in America as well.



(And for the first person who screams racism, develop a fucking sense of humor you righteous prick.)

Let me guess....Mencia fan, right?

Let me guess....Mencia fan, right?

Bloody hell no.... There are some gems on that show, but it's buried below 8 feet of shit.

Ok good. You're my new friend.

Great fuckin thread.

Whats your most memerable bar fight, or just fight in general. Details

The most funny:

Back in the days before my bro went to jail he worked in a Club in Bundaberg as a DJ.

I basically lived at the club, because I worked at a Supermarket near by stacking shelves. After finishing work at midnight I'd roll on over to the club, have a few beers, play some pool and generally wait for my bro to finish his shift and we'd go home (lived together cause he split with his wife)

Anyway, this one night I'm playing pool/drinking and some dumb cunt thinks he's got next. I know he's not next cause my buddy has been waiting 30 minutes for a game and he put his money on the edge of the table a long time ago.

This dipshit would not stop whining and he started yelling and shit. He grabbed a ball off the table (during my game) and acted like he was gonna use it on my buddy. So I smacked him across the back of the head with the cue.

His mates come running, but the security guys stepped in and told them to leave. They refused and got their heads handed to them.

I picked up the ball the guy took off the table, put it back where it should have been and won the game. My buddy got next.

During our game the manager brought over a tray of free drinks.

Why the free drinks?

Apparently the dickhead who started the shit had fucked with one of the security guys or something and the boys were thanking their lucky stars that they got to smack him around outside.

Are you trying to tell me that you guys are never upside down as the Earth rotates on it's axis?
Yeah I'm saying that. Not only 'us guys' are never upside down, YOU, from 'downunder' are never really upside down. Right?

Because there is no universal 'up's and 'down's. The only down we have is toward the center of the giant ball we are all living on.

Um, you seem a little obsessed with the subject, but I appreciate the interest.

You have now educated WTF.

Congrats, and keep posting.

Do y'all hate black people down in Australia?

Don't worry, we hate them in America as well.

(And for the first person who screams racism, develop a fucking sense of humor you righteous prick.)

No I don't hate black people.

I love black people. The black people I've met and spent time with have been awesome.

I've played ball for a long time and have been lucky to have played with guys from all over the world. I even had a team mate from Africa once.

Dude was a leaper! Anyway, I love black people.

I will admit I was a little worried growing up about "the blacks" but I've never been screwed over by a black man or woman. They've never tried to rip me off, unless you could asking for a cig or a dollar an attempted rip off.

Many white people have tried to rip me off. Why?

I don't know. I once asked a guy "why are you fucking with me? What did I do to you?" He was blown away and couldn't say anything.

He hung his head and walked away.

Fucking idiot.

I don't know. I once asked a guy "why are you fucking with me? What did I do to you?" He was blown away and couldn't say anything.

He hung his head and walked away.

Fucking idiot.

Just like that I get thrown under the bus.

Any arabs down under? (sorry, I forgot if you hate that term or not)
I think the guy that won the WSOP was part Lebanese (which is what I am)

I don't know. I once asked a guy "why are you fucking with me? What did I do to you?" He was blown away and couldn't say anything.

He hung his head and walked away.

Fucking idiot.

Just like that I get thrown under the bus.

LMAO - I didn't mean you GD.

Though I should probably tell that story

there is no story

Any arabs down under? (sorry, I forgot if you hate that term or not)
I think the guy that won the WSOP was part Lebanese (which is what I am)

Yeah there are plenty of Arabs, Lebanese and every other race.

Everyone wants to live here, cause we kick ass.

I got love for all the people of the world. I'm a happy, cruisin' kind of guy and everyone is welcome in my home and my country...

As long as their productive and don't fuck up my stuff.

You fuck with me = you're gonna pay

You don't fuck with me = we're all good, got nothing but love for ya

Can I crash at your house if I ever head down to the land down under?

Can I crash at your house if I ever head down to the land down under?

Um, yeah, sure. [smilie=anxious.gif]

By the time you get here we're gonna have a new born baby in the house and that will mean you're ass will be sleeping down stairs on the sofa.

If that appeals to you feel free to drop by.

NOTE: Anyone who comes over should bring beer.

If you don't bring beer I'll still let you in, but none will be provided for you.

Do I look like a bartender? Hell No! So bring your own.

Cool, I dont even like beer.


How often do you play ball? Any other sport you like?

Can I crash at your house if I ever head down to the land down under?

Um, yeah, sure. [smilie=anxious.gif]

By the time you get here we're gonna have a new born baby in the house and that will mean you're ass will be sleeping down stairs on the sofa.

If that appeals to you feel free to drop by.

NOTE: Anyone who comes over should bring beer.

If you don't bring beer I'll still let you in, but none will be provided for you.

Do I look like a bartender? Hell No! So bring your own.

Like I give a fuck where I sleep.

Cool, I dont even like beer.

How often do you play ball? Any other sport you like?

Then bring whatever you want to drink.

I don't live in a store. You wanna drink Sprite, then bring Sprite.

I hate fuckers that rock up and then ask for a drink. You just walked through the fucking door after driving from wherever and you're cheap ass couldn't stop to buy yourself a drink?

Why not?

Don't come into my house and act like I can supply you with everything you need.

I'll let you use the toilet and the toilet paper.

I'll let you sit on my comfortable sofa.

I'll let you watch my big screen TV.

But supplying free drinks just ain't cool.

Either leave the money on the fridge or bring your fucking own.

I've retired from playing ball on a (super) competitive level. It was just too hard to maintain a team, win every fucking game and put up with bums that were trying to injure me.

My team basically owned the league for years and obviously I had a few enemies (jealous ones envy) so I thought it was time to give it away before I broke an ankle or something.

Unfortunately I still play some and can't just "play". I'm a serious fucking player. I play to win and if you aren't up for that then don't play.

Can I crash at your house if I ever head down to the land down under?

Um, yeah, sure. [smilie=anxious.gif]

By the time you get here we're gonna have a new born baby in the house and that will mean you're ass will be sleeping down stairs on the sofa.

If that appeals to you feel free to drop by.

NOTE: Anyone who comes over should bring beer.

If you don't bring beer I'll still let you in, but none will be provided for you.

Do I look like a bartender? Hell No! So bring your own.

Like I give a fuck where I sleep.

So you'd be happy to sleep outside?

Cause my cat called and asked why I gave away his bed.