Is it me or every time I see DUmars on TV he's always fiddling around with his PDA?

WTF is he doing on that thing every night?

DISCLAMER: I know my jokes are lame. You guys are waaaay ahead of me in comedy. If you guys want to make it better by adding to it, go ahead.

Dumarz4three has entered the chat room

Dumarz4three: Wuz up
Lil_Zeke: WTF
M1keDanTon1: Dont U got a game right now?
Dumarz4three: Its cool dude were up 20+
Lil_Zeke: It aint even halftime dawg keep ur eyes on tha game
Dumarz4three: LOL were 62-15 Zeke that shit only happens to ur sorry azz team
Lil_Zeke: Yeah we beat u last game b1itch
Dumarz4three: Only cuz the gay azz refs ejected half my team
LarryLegend33: Bavetta?
Dumarz4three: yeah
LarryLegend33: Yeah he iz gay. He alwayz kisses NYs azz
Lil_Zeke: Oh stfu Larry u get all the calls anyway
LarryLegend33: U jealous b1itch dont hate me cuz I got more rings than u
H0t_R0d: Dont make me get stern in here to ban ur azz Larry. chill out
Lil_Zeke: Hey Larry u want to trade later?
LarryLegend33: Who U want?
Lil_Zeke: JO
Dumarz4three:LOL
LarryLegend33:WTF
SmokinCuban:LMAO
H0t_R0d:HAHAHA
PetrieDish:OMG
M1keDanTon1:ROTFLMAO
Lil_Zeke: Why u laugh?
LarryLegend33: U aint got sh1t 2 give me Zeke.
Lil_Zeke: I'll give u Frye and Francis
LarryLegend33: LOL dude I dont want ur sh1tty playerz my team iz bad enuff
M1keDanTon1: Man u aint that bad
LarryLegend33: Yea I got peja at least
PetrieDish: LOL Yeah wait 4 the playoffs and get back 2 me
LarryLegend33: STFU Petrie wait till RonRon goes physcho on ur team b1itch LOL
PetrieDish: Yeah Id like 2 see Peja guard Kobe
LarryLegend33: Dude I stole Peja from U like I stole the ball from Zeke in 87
Dumarz4three: LOL
M1keDanTon1: Zeke=0WN3D
Lil_Zeke: Man STFU U Overat3d b1itch
LarryLegend33: Dont make me come after U
Lil_Zeke: What you gonna do? Fire me 2 times?
Dumarz4three: lol
SmokinCuban: Whats the score where U are Joe?
Dumarz4three: 54-27
PetrieDish: daaamn
Dumarz4three: Yeah Cavs suck ballz
LarryLegend33: Man U lucky Joe
Dumarz4three: Nah Im just good
LarryLegend33: Oh yeah My team would be better than urs if we werent hurt all the time
Dumarz4three: Oh yeah so when is Bender going to be activated?
SmokinCuban: LOL
LarryLegend33: STFU Joe That aint funny
M1keDanTon1: No but ur cover shot with Artest was
Lil_Zeke: Yeah LOL I have the picture blown up on my off1ce wall
SmokinCuban: Hey Joe ur on TV!
Dumarz4three: No Sh1t
Dumarz4three: Hey Rod ur gay
M1keDanTon1: LOL Rod he called u gay on ESPN
H0t_R0d: WTF
Dumarz4three: That was 4 crying like a b1itch to Stern trying to block my trade
H0t_R0d: Man kiss my azz U got Rasheed 4 a bag of chips that sh1t wasnt fair
Dumarz4three: I got ur mom 4 a bag of chips too
SmokinCuban: LOL
Dumarz4three: Man U got Vince for a guy with 1 kidney u hypocrite
Lil_Zeke: Yeah well I got Francis 4 a Penny
Dumarz4three: LOL
LarryLegend33: LMAO
SmokinCuban: ROTFLMAO
M1keDanTon1: Francis sux
Lil_Zeke: U will C when I get KG next year 4 him
SmokinCuban: Man ur high LOL
LarryLegend33: I wouldnt trade U Eddie Gill 4 Francis
Lil_Zeke: Like U have room to talk Mark U gave Dampier 50 mil
SmokinCuban: I wipe my azz with 50 mil
SmokinCuban: I wipe my azz with the Knicks 2
M1keDanTon1:ROTFL

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Fuhrer_Stern: WTF Joe ur team is playing right now

Dumarz4three: Man were up by 4617139724 dude who cares
Fuhrer_Stern: Dont make me do u like I did Artest
SmokinCuban: Man dont listen 2 him hes a pu$$y

SmokinCuban has been banned from the chat room

Fuhrer_Stern: Haha dont hear u talking now b1tch
LarryLegend33: ur a d1ck
Fuhrer_Stern: U want some 2 larry?
LarryLegend33: nvm
H0t_R0d: David kick Joe out of here
Dumarz4three: Dude ur a b1tch
Dumarz4three: I'll see U in the playoffs
LarryLegend33: No U wont he wont get past M1am1
H0t_R0d: Fuk U Bird go shine donnies shoez
Lil_Zeke: LOL
LarryLegend33: Why dont U go throw another pass to me u choker
Lil_Zeke: Man at least Im not a pu$$y that quit coaching
LarryLegend33: Man the only ballz u got r lottery ballz
Fuhrer_Stern: LOL
Fuhrer_Stern: Fuk Bron hurt his ankle I gtg
Fuhrer_Stern: Joe U better not be here when I get back

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LarryLegend33: Man every1 always gets hurt vs U guys
Dumarz4three: U haters can stay here Il bbl
Dumarz4three: I want 2 finish this level of Kingdom Hearts 2 be4re the game ends
PetrieDish: The Tron level?
Dumarz4three: Yeah its a b1tch
H0t_R0d: LOL U guys cant get past the Tron level
LarryLegend33: LOL u got owned by the Tron level
Dumarz4three: Yeah well U got owned by Lindsey Hunter LOL

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LMAO. I seriously suggest everyone spend some time reading that. Good stuff Kstat.

Yeah, for sure. That is tight. LOL


LarryLegend33: Man every1 always gets hurt vs U guys
Dumarz4three: U haters can stay here Il bbl
Dumarz4three: I want 2 finish this level of Kingdom Hearts 2 be4re the game ends
PetrieDish: The Tron level?
Dumarz4three: Yeah its a b1tch
H0t_R0d: LOL U guys cant get past the Tron level
LarryLegend33: LOL u got owned by the Tron level
Dumarz4three: Yeah well U got owned by Lindsey Hunter LOL

LMFAO

LMAO!

The real question is -- who leaked the chatlog? At first, I suspected Popovich, with his Soviet spook background, somehow managed to steal this this. But now I think it was ZenHeadCase, gathering material for a new book...

That's awesome KStat!

That whole thing was fucking great. Entertaining shit.

Nice job.

SmokinCuban: Hey Joe ur on TV!
Dumarz4three: No Sh1t
Dumarz4three: Hey Rod ur gay
M1keDanTon1: LOL Rod he called u gay on ESPN
H0t_R0d: WTF
Dumarz4three: That was 4 crying like a b1itch to Stern trying to block my trade
H0t_R0d: Man kiss my azz U got Rasheed 4 a bag of chips that sh1t wasnt fair
Dumarz4three: I got ur mom 4 a bag of chips too
SmokinCuban: LOL
Dumarz4three: Man U got Vince for a guy with 1 kidney u hypocrite
Lil_Zeke: Yeah well I got Francis 4 a Penny
Dumarz4three: LOL


Classic stuff

Fuhrer_Stern has entered the chat room

Fuhrer_Stern: WTF Joe ur team is playing right now

Dumarz4three: Man were up by 4617139724 dude who cares
Fuhrer_Stern: Dont make me do u like I did Artest
SmokinCuban: Man dont listen 2 him hes a pu$$y

SmokinCuban has been banned from the chat room

Fuhrer_Stern: Haha dont hear u talking now b1tch
LarryLegend33: ur a d1ck
Fuhrer_Stern: U want some 2 larry?
LarryLegend33: nvm

LMAO that shit was funny

SmokinCuban has been banned from the chat room



Lmaooooooooo @ Mark getting banned

Only if that really happens in real life

Thanks for the laugh!

Welcome to WTFDetroit, Katrina.

We've been waiting for you.

Welcome to WTFDetroit, Katrina.

We've been waiting for you.

Thanks hun. Finally signed up on this board

I like it so far!

Nice shoes. Thats pimpin'! [smilie=2thumbsup.g:

Bump! Kstat used to be hilarious. What happened? He needs to make an updated chat!

That was laffalicious

lol at Glenn runnin' game on Katrina

lol at Glenn runnin' game on Katrina

That used to be the standard greeting to every new poster.

Where's that WTF FAQ?

I was experimenting with brown type back then, however.

The first post in this thread is one of my WTF favorites of all time.

This was before I joined, but Kstat's gem chat room has to be by far the funniest thing I've read on here...

Seriously, that is a classic.

He should update it. Focus it toward the Celtics. And send it to the Sports Guy.

ok, ok, I'll get on it.

He's playing Tetris

edit: holy shit it's a 2006 thread! lol

That was amazing. I'm still laughing after reading it 3 times. Thank you for bumping it.

BTW: You may do another one but I wouldn't change this one at all. It's too incredible on its own.

I'd like to think he's doing something better than playing Bookworm:

http://www.popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=bookworm

LOL Great stuff man.

I'll try to do better next time.

UPDATE:

Dumarz4three has entered the playoff chatroom

PlayDaRightWay: LOL look who it is guys
A1ngeWitRange: Wat up choker D
Dumarz4three: Man fuk u guys, it was 1 damn game
PlayDaRightWay: And 2night itll be 2 damn games lol
Dumarz4three: Shut up Larry. Don't make me crush u with my ring
PlayDaRightWay: Big deal so wat I won u that ring
Dumarz4three: Yeah and I got 2 more
Dumarz4three: What r u gonna do? throw ur bronze medal at me?
MagicMan06: LOL
FerryGodfather: get a room u 2
Dumarz4three: can we get the 1 u use with bron to keep ur job?
sodaPOPPinski: LMAO
Ern1eGrunfeld: OWNED
L0rdByr0n: Come on with the ring talk joe, I got rings 2
I_Cut_Chaks: yeah
A1ngeWitRange: I got tons of rings
A1ngeWitRange: im getting another 1 this summer 2
JazzMan88: sorry not all of us have friends 2 give us HoF player 4 free Danny
A1ngeWitRange: Im like the lord of the rings b1tches
BillyDaK1d: WTF
SmokinCuban: HHAHAHAHA
Fur10usGeorge: LMAO he really said it
M1keDanTon1: dude that wuz so lame
A1ngeWitRange: man shut up u guys are haterz
A1ngeWitRange: u know im right
sodaPOPPinski: yeah ur the lord of the rings all right
sodaPOPPinski: ur frodo baggins
Dumarz4three: LOL
sodaPOPPinski: U need every1 to help u to make u look good
sodaPOPPinski: U just get to hold the ring and watch every1 else save ur azz
A1ngeWitRange: fuk u

SlickRick has joined the playoff chatroom

SlickRick: wat up guys
JazzMan88: hey my b1tch is here
JazzMan88: go make me a sandwich adelman
SlickRick: oh yeah sloan ur real tough when i dont got Yao
SlickRick: yeah id make u a sandwich but u would have to leave Utah to eat it
I_Cut_Chaks: LOL
BillyDaK1d: Sloan why do u suk on the road
JazzMan88: I dunno why do u the hawks suk period
Ern1eGrunfeld: jerry u cant do sh1t except at home
Ern1eGrunfeld: I bet u get owned on the way to the mailbox
JazzMan88: ur wife gets owned on the way back from the mailbox
M1keDanTon1: LOL
Rapt0rK1ing: HAHA
L0rdByr0n: speaking of owned u guys see my boyz woop on the soft azz mavs last night
Fur10usGeorge: hell yeah that was funy as sh1t
SmokinCuban: it aint over @$$hole
L0rdByr0n: u and ur backstabbing PG suk
L0rdByr0n: dont worry ill let u have CP3 too
L0rdByr0n: in 14 years when hes old and cant play either
I_Cut_Chaks: buuuuurn
Rapt0rK1ing: lets see u buy ur way out of this 1 mark
SmokinCuban: lets see u buy anything with ur stupid loony coins lol
Rapt0rK1ing: wtf
FerryGodfather: mark its even Xchange now
SmokinCuban: wtf
SmokinCuban: no sh1t
SlickRick: yeah dude
SmokinCuban: oh this fuking sux
L0rdByr0n: yeah ur getting owned by CP3 and canada 2
I_Cut_Chaks: lol ur week cant get any worse

Fuhrer_Stern has entered the playoff chat room

Fuhrer_Stern: WTF mark I thought i told u to stay the fuk out

SmokinCuban: Dude that was 2 years ago ch1ll the fuk out u baby

SmokinCuban has been banned from the playoff chat room

Fuhrer_Stern: and stay out

Ern1eGrunfeld: LOL that never gets old

Ern1eGrunfeld has been banned from the playoff chat room

Fuhrer_$tern: dont ever touch bron again u @$$clown
sodaPOPPinski: hey dont be a jerk dude it wasnt that bad
Fuhrer_$tern: $hut up I did a favor for u once
sodaPOPPinski: nvm
Fuhrer_$tern: the next flagrant i see on bron im going to get biblical on ur a$$e$

Fuhrer_$tern has left the playoff chat room

L0rdByr0n: hey joe why did u stop by anyway
Dumarz4three: i wanted to make sure were u guys R still on for CoD tonight
MagicMan06: sh1t I almost 4got
M1keDanTon1: we doing HQ again?
FerryGodfather: naw man S&D
A1ngeWitRange: dude i hate S&D
Fur10usGeorge: yeah cuz u always get ur azz killed early LOL
MagicMan06: LMAO
FerryGodfather: OWNED
A1ngeWitRange: shut up u western conference noobs and ur stupid random nades
Dumarz4three: dude just dont take off with the bomb again plz danny
PlayDaRightWay: come on joe everyone should get a chance to touch the bomb
Dumarz4three: R u high old man?
FerryGodfather: yeah I want to win 1 for once larry
Dumarz4three: why the fuk do we even let ainge play he suks
PlayDaRightWay: he doesnt suk u guys just arent using him right
PlayDaRightWay: what do U care Joe all u do is sit back and snipe u camper
Dumarz4three: shut up larry u and ur lvl 2 prestige can kiss my @ss
PlayDaRightWay: its a team game and u and ur gold cross suk at planting
Dumarz4three: WTF
PlayDaRightWay: u never get a good fundamental plant
PlayDaRightWay: u need to learn how to plant explosives the right way
Dumarz4three: STFU LARRY ITS A VIDEO GAME
Dumarz4three: HOW DO U PRESS THE STUPID FUKING A BUTTON THE RIGHT WAY
PlayDaRightWay: ur supposed 2 get cover stay low and use claymores
Dumarz4three: im going to use the mute button b1tch
FerryGodfather: joe its a chatroom
FerryGodfather: theres no mute button
Dumarz4three: ......
PlayDaRightWay: see u at ur next loss 2night joe
Dumarz4three: yeah ill see u in the parking lot
PlayDaRightWay: U will probably be parked 2 far in the back 2 do anything lol
L0rdByr0n: LMAO
sodaPOPPinski: man fuk u guyz im playing tetris

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HAHAHAHA! This is great. This should be front page stuff!

LOL - good work KStat. Stern is my new favorite character. I lol'd when he was in the "chatroom."