BillLaimbeer: What If

What if all illegal aliens went home? Would Lee have any Muppets? Would Arroyo have any fans(statside)? Would a wet backs back really be wet? These are the buring questions of our time.

What do you call an illegal Serbian? Would Darko be here if he was 1 foot shorter? How does a one time bleached blond get named Darko? Who gets more blocks, Darko or the rim?

Forget about George Bush, LaCross rapists, dumb 911 operators. Piston fans want answers, and troll infestations removed.

And while I'm at it, I wish Lee had a brain, Frank had some courage, and NancyPR had a heart.

TheOracle, Detroit, MI

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I am posting this in the stands because I don't know where to put it, but I had to share my find.