Knowing the stuff we post in here, this thread could get pretty funny fast. Allow me to start.






Ten random things about me::

1. I hate PETA.
2. Winter is my favorite season.
3. I am pretty lonesome right now.
4. I find pregnant women to be sexy.
5. I want some chocolate.
6. I have somewhat of an ego problem.
7. I really need a job.
8. Feminists annoy me.
9. I dont like it when people stare at me.
10. I was born with 12 fingers.

Nine ways to win my heart::

1. Make me laugh.
2. Hold my hand, even when a pretty girl walks by
3. Be a natural woman. No hair coloring, no fake nails, hair, or contacts. No padding, either - you know what I'm talking about, ladies.
4. Give me a gift from your heart.
5. Be honest with me at all costs.
6. Give me space when I need it.
7. Be outgoing! You gotta play some sports!
8. Let me buy you things just as much as you buy me things.
9. Your face lights up when I walk into the room.

Eight things I want to do before I die::

1. Get laid.
2. Go on a real vacation.
3. Have a job Ill love.
4. Get my own house.
5. Find my true love.
6. Challenge Chuck Norris to an arm wrestling match.
7. Get a tattoo.
8. Appear naked on live TV.

Seven ways to annoy me::

1. Talk with your mouth full.
2. Speak improperly.
3. Put yourself down.
4. Constantly misspell words.
5. Say you will call, but dont.
6. Leaving a water or waitress a lousy tip
7. Calling me "Archibald".

Six things I believe in::

1. The Boogeyman
2. Love.
3. Jesus Juice
4. This country.
5. That the world is flat. I'm dead serious.
6. That scientologists should be put to death.

Five things I am afraid of::

1. Being alone.
2. Losing all my friends.
3. Bugs.
4. Women.
5. Heights.

Four favorite items in my room::

1. My entertainment center(TV, PS2, DVD player)
2. Bed
3. Clothes
4. Posters and pictures on my wall.

Three things I do everyday::

1. Brush my hair
2. Brush my teeth
3. Eat


Two things I want to do right now::

1. Eat a nice meal.
2. Go for a walk.


One person I want to see right now::

1. Karen M. I haven't seen her in quite some time.

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yikes.

Dude, I know you like your highs, but dont get into heroin.

Dude, I know you like your highs, but dont get into heroin.

I know. I had it copied because i was giving the link to a friend who was doing a poster on heroin.

Trust me, I know drugs, id never go near heroin.

Welcome drsimp12, the video mix master and Wall of Aces, our 200th member!!

Dear Glenn,

Sup bud? Sorry I haven't been around much on WTF lately. This "lawyer thing" isn't working out so well for me, $220/hr doesn't go as far as it used to.

I have found a product that really has helped me personally, so I've become an authorized distributor in the State of Michigan.

Give this a look and get back to me if I can hook you up with a case or two of them. They are just $64.99 each!
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Let me know what you think.

Your Pal,

Taymelo

Sorry, I'm not a fool.

lol no kidding...I cannot believe that melo is getting ZERO run with all this MVP talk...

27 pts 5 reb 3 asts 48% FG 80% FT 37 Min/Game - Numerous game winning shots

44-34 record in the WCF

Half the IDIOTS that called in yesterday...and yes most of them have not watched any F'n NBA besides the Pistons...cannot even name the starting five for Denver or the Lakers, yet they know who the MVP should be...come on

I had one of your soups.



Fish Cakes



I’ll compensate you for the damages.

3. Be a natural woman. No hair coloring, no fake nails, hair, or contacts. No padding, either - you know what I'm talking about, ladies.


Would that also mean armpit hair?

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I was wondering why dude got Bill D's coat.

Dear Glenn,

Sup bud? Sorry I haven't been around much on WTF lately. This "lawyer thing" isn't working out so well for me, $220/hr doesn't go as far as it used to.

I have found a product that really has helped me personally, so I've become an authorized distributor in the State of Michigan.

Give this a look and get back to me if I can hook you up with a case or two of them. They are just $64.99 each!
http://www.jnoutlet.com/index.htm

Let me know what you think.

Your Pal,

Taymelo




OK, I'm retarded. I don't get the premise of the thread.




You are supposed to paste whatever you have copied most recently (as in "copy and paste").

Does that help?

Yes, it did. Thank you.

You sold me out!

That was a PM!!

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

I wonder who posted that MySpace bulletin, Unibomber.

*whistles and runs away*

You sold me out!

That was a PM!!

I guess revenge is sweet, a pic of Taymelo from last summer's Dream Cruise...

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Unibomber: Who are you on MySpace?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8547285560243429315&q=RBI+baseball&pl=true

MLB 2K6 Xbox 360 freeze issue

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the bartender. "I see your ears are working," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" The bartender brings the sandwich and beer. "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for two weeks. Then one day, the circus comes to town. The owner of the circus comes into the pub and the bartender says to him, "You own the circus? Listen, I know this duck that would be brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer and everything!" "Sounds marvelous," says the circus owner, "get him to give me a call." So, the next day when the duck comes into the pub, the bartender says, "Hey, Mr. Duck, I've got it all set. I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!" "Yeah?" says the duck. "Sounds great, where is it?" "At the circus," says the bartender. "The circus?" the duck inquires. "That's right," replies the bartender. "The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck. "That's right!" says the bartender. The duck looks confused, "What in the hell would they want with a plasterer?"

Unibomber: Who are you on MySpace?

You have beautiful handwriting, Arch.

1- Go to Google

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4- :)

5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.

Hey if google search comes up with that, it MUST be correct. Google knows everything and is now my new favorite website!!!

1- Go to Google

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4- :)

5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.

Hey if google search comes up with that, it MUST be correct. Google knows everything and is now my new favorite website!!!

Diet Dr Pepper

I can do that because I´m a pro. Wallside can do that becuase they are the factory.

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I haven't heard good things about XXXX Lasik, Taymelo.

jm_phenom23@hotmail.com

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This here's one of my boys and we're working on an album.
In the meantime, if you love "Tale of II Cities,"
you'll love "No Salt." Hook a brotha up y'all.

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No Salt?

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton4.jpg

No Salt?

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton4.jpgEither buy the album or STFU.

Hail to the Victors? 7-5 is not considered anything victorious in Ann Arbor, especially for the football program. So what can be done to clear up last season’s mediocrity? Lloyd thinks that blasting Jim Hermann and Terry Malone out of a job might just do the trick. So how did the team look Saturday for their annual “free to the public” spring practice errr…I mean game? Here is a list of a few things that I noticed:

-The quarterback situation is a mess….if Chad Henne ever gets hurt. Jason Forcier looks like he would rather be Reggie Bush than anything that looks like a viable backup quarterback. Forcier missed open receivers numerous times opting to run with this head down than move the chains with a pass, I guess he assumes that quarterbacks are not supposed to throw. Behind Forcier is Jeff Kastl, the pride of Chippewa Valley. Basically, a good GPA is all that Kastl brings to the team. It is apparent to anyone that Football at UM is clearly way over his head. With a mechanical motion and happy feet he would be much better suited to be a backup at Saginaw Valley or Northwood rather than Michigan. So what is the plan if Henne goes down? Well the best option might be a freshman running back with a 4.4 40 and a 290 bench. Yes, Carlos Brown played some QB on Saturday. When I asked Mike Hart about Brown running QB he laughed and said it was “exciting to see him back there” then I laughed thinking if Henne goes down, Michigan football goes down.

Besides the fact that there is nobody that should be playing D1 football behind Henne, I will say that Henne looked quite different from the last time we seen him on the field. Yes, he still had that “Navarre-like” release and yes he still threw the 10 yard bullets but we saw him actually attempt to run when there was nothing open. He did not throw one ball away, yet he ran numerous times out of the pocket. Henne has solid top end speed for a QB, but it was his agility last year that people thought was lacking. Basically he did not have any “wiggle”. Well he looks like he has found a little wiggle because he looked pretty good running out of the pocket. Chad had said that he feels more mobile and agile than he ever has. Running is something that he wants to do this year. My problem is the fact that he did not run last year when there was a solid backup incase he got injured behind him.

-Carlos Brown is going to help this team right away. One of his first couple carries he took to the house on a 50-60 yard run. Brown is going to being the change of pace speed back that Michigan had been lacking since Fargas left. His cuts were sharp and his vision was outstanding for a freshman. He has proven to be very athletic playing running back, quarterback and filling in at the nickel spot this spring. With Hart and Grady ahead of him on the depth chart it will be tough to find a spot for him. I already mentioned that Brown played some QB so there is no telling where they are going to find spots to get this guy on the field.

-Steve Breaston, “one of the most electrifying players in college football” Henne stated after the game. Well, he cannot be “electrifying” if he cannot catch the ball. The first time that Henne went deep to Breaston, he dropped it. Yes, you Michigan fans have seen this numerous times and here is how it played out: Henne steps back in the pocket, Breaston has his man beat on a post…the pass is on the money…Breaston jumps to make the grab….OH BUT HE COULDN’T HOLD ON. Well that does not look like it will change. Steve just has a hard time catching the home run ball; do not expect that to change but the time the season starts.

-Kevin Grady is a lot leaner than last year. The problem is he looks a lot slower than last year. I remember one play from Saturday that Grady hit the corner and was sprinting down the sideline, had did not know who it was at first and I thought to myself “that must be Oluigbo (Fullback) because he was running hard and slow. However, sure enough it was Grady. I was in awe at how slow he looked but how hard he was running. I continued to keep my eye on Grady the rest of the afternoon thinking that play was just me not seeing correctly. Well, after watching passing drills where Grady had a hard time separating from linebackers, I knew Kevin was just slower than I had expected. Let’s just hope that he can hold onto the ball this year.

-Few quick hitters: Zoltan Mesko is going to be a stud…a stud punter that is. Kid was BOOMING the ball, and looks like he is going to be really good and help a ton. However I think he might out kick the coverage sometimes, which is how strong his leg is. LaTerryal Savoy, the WR that was supposed to have had the amazing spring, well I saw him drop a slant from Henne that should have been caught and he caught a nice pass at the end of the scrimmage. Other than that I didn’t see too much from him. He is a lot smaller than I had initially thought. Adrian Arrington was MIA all practice. He was there and in pads but I did not see him do anything worth repeating. Charles Stewart looked really solid and looks like he will be able to step in and make some noise. I wouldn’t be surprised if he started opposite Leon Hall when the season starts. Mario Manningham did not practice too much. He caught everything that was thrown at him and made a few nice moves after the catch. Expect him to be the go-to guy this season. He spent a lot of time talking to Braylon on the sidelines when he was not practicing. It appeared they were talking about routes and pass patterns. Lastly, Garrett Rivas missed his on FG kick during the scrimmage.

2 - Taco Supreme, no sour cream, add fiesta salsa
1 – Grilled stuffed burrito, no beans


Coincidentally, this'll be posted in the lunch thread.

Have a good day!

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No Salt?

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton4.jpg

I look forward to this and other opportunities to further develop an open dialogue, as we work together to re-energize and grow our company.

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I find it strangely annoying that these people spend all of this time making funny slideshows like that and they don't spend the time to have somebody proofread them.

Happens all the time.

DAMN!


[Edit: Since I had already copied it, and this thread is what it is http://wtfdetroit.com/viewtopic.php?t=2054]

So I started getting into The differences of these various dimensions. Theres this dimension...the one you where born into. There are also a dream dimension, and there is other dimensions that are entered through psychoactive substances (and other spiritual stuff...meditation...all that sh!t). The whole difference is....these various dimensions excel in different things...dimension 1 of reality...excells in tangible...material...logic...etc. Dream dimension is about reflecting on dimension 1...it allows you to live in dimension 2 but your interpretation of everything is from a different angle...so in other words, in this dimension you excel not in logic...nor objects, but thinking processing and channeling everything youve seen through a filter that throws it at a right angle. the "drug" dimension exists as something you can create yourself...its imagination...its creativity...its color...its happy...fun. The key to balancing yourself is balancing out with these dimensions...you get sad and down in dimension 1...enter the dream world...re evaluate the situation your in thats causing you pain. Then, keep your spirits high...take a vacation...go to dimension 3, visit distant suns and speak with distant beings.

http://www.mikeyjay.com/

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

The Island covers approximately 135 sq km, of which about 85 sq km (63%) is Christmas Island National Park.

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

Maybe if more chicks realized that the situation was this complicated, we wouldn't have such a problem with blue balls.

This pretty hilarious.


You people who like anal probing, playing, licking, whatever....are disgusting!! You're fucking and licking someone's asshole...you're licking where they last took a dump! Who does that? Who enjoys doing it?! You all are a bunch of salad tossing, fudge-packing, shit eating homo's cuz that's what homos do! Who's bright idea do you think it was anyway to start shoving their cock where someone shits?? Have any of you ever really thought about it?? Screw how tight it may be...if your girl isn't tight enough for you or freaky enough or just can't satisfy you without you havin to hit her up the shit pipe...then you have a way bigger problem then stickin your dick in the mud! ewwwwwwwww Who does that! Better yet who likes that!? Some of you just make me sick....and you wonder why in the hell I'm single! This is partly why LOL

Colonel Freeleigh in “Dandelion Wine”

I'm not a Corey Chavous fan. He just doesn't have much personality. He also lost credibility when he said that Reggie McNeal is the best QB in the draft. I don't know if he still feels that way, but I saw him debate that with Mayock a month or two ago.

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probably

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Durant

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(think P hacked me)

RT @WTFDetroit_com #Lakers plan to interview Larry Brown. I can't stand it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

eedhwi

Dennel Wright
2 months ago

sweetooth, you're mom should have aborted you. Instead of pissing off soldiers fighting for YOUR FREEDOM that you probably never deserve, find something more productive than video games, you cock juggling thundercunt... Fucking waste of skin... Watch who you talk to, I'm the type of soldier to find you and fort hood your family. Maybe except your mom, she sucks GREAT BLACK DICK.... fucking pussy go play army on your xbox. Let me get back to what real men do, protect this country from terrorists and idiots who reek of ignorance, like you.

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He suggests that Neanderthals such as homo erectus were crossbred with another species, perhaps from Alpha Centauri, which is the closest star system to our solar system, some 4.37 light years away from the sun.