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DennyMcLain
04-09-2006, 07:31 PM
The white boy vid and the DC tourney contest led me to wonder: Exactly WHO here at WTFDetroit can actually dunk a basketball on a regulation ten foot basket?

And I'm not talking chick dunks. I'm talking "with authority".

And I'm talking a "basketball". Nerf balls and the hollow plastic balls in those McDonald's playground ballbin things don't count.

No trampolines and/or pogo sticks and/or rocket packs allowed.

I, personally, could touch the rim several years back, but got no higher.

the wrath of diddy
04-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Before beer, buffalo wings, laziness, knee and ankle injuries took their toll on me I could dunk.

Artis Gilmore
04-09-2006, 07:37 PM
I can dunk on 8 1/2.

Black Dynamite
04-09-2006, 07:44 PM
I was never the leaping type. I could touch the Rim in high school. But that was it. I could work the post and had a great 3 pointer. I liked to emulate reggie miller and magic on the 3's in my early 20's/late teens. now all i do is touch the net and lay it up and nail some jumpers.

DennyMcLain
04-09-2006, 07:47 PM
I can dunk on 8 1/2.

Would that be inches or feet?

robcat911
04-09-2006, 07:56 PM
I could dunk back in high school pretty well. I wasnt like great, but ona the better at my school.

I played prolly about a month ago for the first time in like a year, and i tried to dunk and got stuffed by the rim. (darko style) So i havnt tried since.

Iv been playin more lately though. So, ill try again some time this week and give yall the update.

DennyMcLain
04-09-2006, 08:23 PM
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1273/burger4ta.png

Matt
04-09-2006, 08:34 PM
ah, back in high school, i could grab the rim and snap it down. i'm 5'9", so that can't be all that bad. but then again, nate robinson's like 5'9"......

but, yeah, not me. though i'm still convinced if i got back into shape, i could at least get up and hang on the rim. :P

Anthony
04-09-2006, 08:45 PM
I'm 5'0, so no dunking. But I can swat a few shots, which is funny.

Cross
04-09-2006, 09:10 PM
I get no where near

DrRay11
04-09-2006, 10:04 PM
I can only get the rim. Like Matt, I'm 5-9 (with shoes), so I don't really expect to dunk it.

robcat911
04-09-2006, 10:11 PM
Im 6'2 so whenever i step on the court people expect that i can...then....i disapoint :-(

JS
04-10-2006, 03:34 AM
Is the question who can or who could? I know I used to be able to, I haven't tried in a while but that is because I an inthe worst shape of my life.

Hermy
04-10-2006, 07:17 AM
I could dunk a volleyball in HS, but couldn't palm a basketball. I'm only 5' 10", but I have a 6' 4" wingspan. Now I am fat.

MOLA1
04-10-2006, 10:08 AM
I could through HS pre-injuries

Cuff and swing the ball like Larry Nance.
2 handed reverse Jam from the side.
Straight up with 1 or 2 hands.




Now...I can tap. (LMFAO)


I'll be back there soon though.

DennyMcLain
04-10-2006, 11:09 AM
The prevailing response here is, most of you could at one point, but poor fitness and/or injuries have placed the mad rise on the shelf.

We need Billy Blanks. Then, our hop will be epic.

http://www.workoutmusicvideo.com/images/billyblanks.jpg

Anthony
04-10-2006, 11:12 AM
Fuck your sig


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3340/burger25wy.png

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 11:46 AM
Fuck your sig


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3340/burger25wy.png
no you eat it. [smilie=arrgh.jpg] [smilie=artist.gif] you sick fuck!

Artis Gilmore
04-10-2006, 03:25 PM
I can dunk on 8 1/2.

Would that be inches or feet?Feet. 8 1/2 Inches would be to my feet you stupid LAian.

DennyMcLain
04-10-2006, 04:26 PM
I can dunk on 8 1/2.

Would that be inches or feet?Feet. 8 1/2 Inches would be to my feet you stupid LAian.

LAian = Angelino...FYI

Darth Thanatos
04-10-2006, 06:41 PM
Yeah, I can dunk. I'm a hair under 6'8 and could get pretty high back in my HS basketball days. Now I'm about 290 but I still have my moments.

Anthony
04-10-2006, 09:11 PM
Its cuz you're black.

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 09:14 PM
Its cuz you're black.
i was totally going for the 6ft 8 angle myself. [smilie=anxious.gif]

Anthony
04-10-2006, 09:26 PM
No, no, no. The blackness will always power you tward the sky.
You think a white man Shaq's size could dunk?
Nope.
Its cuz he's not black.

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 09:32 PM
No, no, no. The blackness will always power you tward the sky.
You think a white man Shaq's size could dunk?
Nope.
Its cuz he's not black.
The Big Z is gonna be pissed about your revelation. Not to mention the Big Greek. [smilie=artist.gif]

Anthony
04-10-2006, 09:34 PM
They're the acception to the rule.

Ok, try this. Can you see any white man the size of Spud Webb or Nate Robbinson flying high?

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 09:39 PM
They're the acception to the rule.

Ok, try this. Can you see any white man the size of Spud Webb or Nate Robbinson flying high?
oh thats simple. white men cant jump. but at 6ft 8in its not as much required. [smilie=antlers.gif]

Anthony
04-10-2006, 09:45 PM
Dude, I thought about it. I got some good hops for a non black dude. If I were black, I'd be the next spud. If I were only black.... [smilie=arnold.gif]

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Dude, I thought about it. I got some good hops for a non black dude. If I were black, I'd be the next spud. If I were only black.... [smilie=arnold.gif]
or
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2005/08/03/inside2-2005-08-03-bogues.jpg

Anthony
04-10-2006, 09:52 PM
bogues could dunk?


Anyways, he was my hero back in the day. He gave me hope.

BigggChris04
04-11-2006, 10:13 AM
I can dunk easily
...
Here's proof
http://photos-132.facebook.com/n12/161/39/25704426/n25704426_30054132_5503.jpg

MOLA1
04-11-2006, 10:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/realgm/BiggChrisOverMelo.jpg
It's true. He even owned Melo.

BigggChris04
04-11-2006, 10:19 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/realgm/BiggChrisOverMelo.jpg
It's true. He even owned Melo.
...
I was jus gonna ask you for that pic
...
U silly man

Fool
04-11-2006, 11:10 AM
I can dunk easily
...
Here's proof
http://photos-132.facebook.com/n12/161/39/25704426/n25704426_30054132_5503.jpg

Real ... 2 carrot ... diamonds.

MoTown
04-11-2006, 11:14 AM
I can dunk.... pretty easily. I was in the dunk contest back in my old high school days. I put on some muscle in college and couldn't dunk as well... but I can still throw it down.

BigggChris04
04-11-2006, 11:23 AM
I can dunk easily
...
Here's proof
http://photos-132.facebook.com/n12/161/39/25704426/n25704426_30054132_5503.jpg

Real ... 2 carrot ... diamonds.
...
Yea,
...
Those were back in the "I like iverson' days

WTFchris
04-11-2006, 11:09 PM
I was only able to dunk one summer after working out a lot, but only with palming the ball and not dribbling. Never could off the dribble. I'm 6'1" and never played bball in highschool or anything, so that's not too bad. I'm out of shape now though, and can only grab the rim. I can dunk on my rim at home, but it's off by about 6 inches too (just moved there a year ago and haven't fixed it yet).

Moodini31
04-17-2006, 06:55 PM
Back in my late high school/early college hoop days, I could throw it down real well. I can't palm the ball and I'm a 6'2" WB, so not much off the dribble game dunking for me. I was a lot better at jumping off of 2 feet.

http://www.svsu.edu/athletics/mens/mb/picture/01-02team.jpg
That's me in the back row, second from the right, #22.

I was capable of-
1. The Chris "Birdman" Anderson alley-oop bounce pass, throw it down with 2 hands. (Didn't take me 7 tries though)
2. Try to palm it, run up with no dribble, and throw it down one handed.
3. Self pass off the glass, catch, 2 handed throwdown. (did it ONE NIGHT, about 3 times)

These days.....not so much. On a good day, I can still accomplish #2, and possibly #1, but #3 is long gone.

DennyMcLain
04-17-2006, 10:25 PM
But but but.... you're, WHITE!