View Full Version : WTFDetroit tagline contest WINNER ANNOUNCED!!
The Syndicate 04-01-2006, 03:10 PM With our 1 year anniversary, we're excited to announce a contest for all registered WTFDetroit.com members. We're letting you give the site a tagline. Just like McDonald's has "I'm Lovin' It" and the Pistons used "Goin' To Work", we'd like you to come up with a cool tagline for the site. It can incorporate the initials WTF or it can be something all together different. Be creative and try to come up with something that best describes the site to you. Here are the rules:
1. Entries must be posted in this thread
2. It must be one sentence
3. It can't contain any profanity
4. Each poster is allowed three entries
5. Entries must be in by April 15th, 2006
6. Moderators are eligible, Syndicate members are not
The best tagline may be used on the site itself. The winner will receive a cool prize package of collector's items, memorating the Piston's 2004 Championship:
Ben Wallace 2004 NBA Finals Majestic Jersey (size: L):
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204404/Products/9191895.jpg
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/prizes_finalsjersey.jpg
Pistons NBA Champions Authentic Lockerroom Edition Reebok T-Shirt (size: L):
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/prizes_finalsshirt.jpg
Koolaid 04-01-2006, 05:19 PM "Sports, Attitude and Alpacas."
"DEEEETROOOIIIT MESSAAGEBOAAARRD!!!!"
"Where afros and blocked shots meet goats and alpacas"
BubblesTheLion 04-01-2006, 08:58 PM WTF Detroit "We're Better than Chicago in NBA Jam"
WTfDetroit "No one puts Darko in the corner"
WTFDetroit "Riot Gear Optional"
Koolaid 04-03-2006, 11:55 AM weird.
there are posts in this thread that I can't see.
maybe this post will be invisible too?
nope just can't read the other posts.
micknugget 04-03-2006, 02:09 PM "WTF Detroit, Where the greatest fans and the greatest teams collide"
"WTF Detroit, Where the greatest minds in Motown talk sports"
"WTF Detroit, It's where Detroit's sports fans come to play"
Black Dynamite 04-03-2006, 02:25 PM WTFDetroit-
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/Greene000/weggiesbentleyfire.jpg
How embarrassing!
Anthony 04-03-2006, 02:30 PM WTFDetroit: My anti Drug.
MOLA1 04-03-2006, 02:42 PM WTFDetroit - Where we talk about how sweet the Pistons and Wings are and why our other teams are fucking throat fuck puke garbage and shit.
WTFDetroit - Where people that talk about hockey are really only talking to themselves.
WTFDetroit - Where we talk about Rick Carlisle dying.
Glenn 04-03-2006, 02:46 PM WTFDetroit - Where we talk about Rick Carlisle dying.
Contest over.
Wait, we have an ineligible Syndicate entry downfield.
Carry on.
zeebneebV.3 04-03-2006, 02:56 PM WTFDETROIT.COM Alpaca tested, fan approved.
WTFDETROIT.COM Defeating Nazi's, one mod at a time.
WTFDETROIT.COM Wrath of Diddy welcomes Darko lovers.
WTFDETROIT.COM What you talkin' bout willis?
WTFDETROIT.COM Where Detroit fans come, to make fun of Indiana.
WTFDETROIT.COM Register or get visited by THE Alpaca.
WTFDETROIT.COM Hot for Darko.
WTFDETROIT.COM Flavor country.
WTFDETROIT.COM Arnolds love-child.
WTFDETROIT.COM Kemps Kids.
WTFDETROIT.COM More fun then throwin' beers at Artest!
WTFDETROIT.COM By cast-off's, for cast-off's.
WTFDETROIT.COM Got an opinion? Good for you Dumbass.
WTFDETROIT.COM Trust me, you got here by accident.
WTFDETROIT.COM The rest of your life called, they said don't bother.
WTFDETROIT.COM What? Did you think this was RealGM or something?
WTFDETROIT.COM What bench?
WTFDETROIT.COM WTF You looking at bitch?
WTFDETROIT.COM Yeah, we rule.
WTFDETROIT.COM Love Detroit Sports? Your opinion means nothing to us!
WTFDETROIT.COM Wow! You heard about the site from Mola's mom to?
WTFDETROIT.COM Get to the choppa!
WTFDETROIT.COM Bennie Adams loves us!
WTFDETROIT.COM The ball don't lie!
WTFDETROIT.COM Watching Princes balls drop, one nut at a time.
WTFDETROIT.COM No lotto picks allowed.
WTFDETROIT.COM Better then sex!
PART 2
WTFDETROIT.COM Got something on your chest? A-cups need not apply.
WTFDETROIT.COM We never claimed to be book smart.
WTFDETROIT.COM We are ALL Dumars children.
WTFDETROIT.COM Miss Darko? Mental health clinic inside.
WTFDETROIT.COM Goin' thru coaches like Shaq thru Value meals.
WTFDETROIT.COM The REAL commish of Detroit sports.
WTFDETROIT.COM All your ass's are belong to us.
WTFDETROIT.COM Tip-toeing thru the tulips since 2005.
WTFDETROIT.COM Put your hands in the air, and turn around.
WTFDETROIT.COM Welcome home Bitches.
WTFDETROIT.COM Dropping 50 on Pharaoh.
WTFDETROIT.COM Tastes like Chicken.
WTFDETROIT.COM If we had a gun, we'd steal your wallet.
WTFDETROIT.COM It's smack a co-worker day, EVERY DAY here.
WTFDETROIT.COM Prostate checkup included.
WTFDETROIT.COM While your reading this, I'm stealing your car.
WTFDETROIT.COM Civil discussions on how to plant a nuclear device in Conseco fieldhouse.
WTFDETROIT.COM Brought to you by the letter H.
WTFDETROIT.COM We ban people like you, so don't bother.
WTFDETROIT.COM Your opinion counts! Somewhere else.
WTFDETROIT.COM Comin' out of the closet for Darko.
WTFDETROIT.COM Ya' Know?
WTFDETROIT.COM Hope you brought a weapon.
WTFDETROIT.COM Gay, and proud of it.
WTFDETROIT.COM Contraversy is something we do for fun.
WTFDETROIT.COM Yes. You can see the picture of that fat lady sitting on Glen's face here. NOW STOP ASKING!
WTFDETROIT.COM Get banned from Realgm to?
WTFDETROIT.COM Man I have to take a dump.
WTFDETROIT.COM Upset that the chair didn't actually hit O'neals face.
WTFDETROIT.COM Yeah, we started the Palace brawl.
WTFDETROIT.COM Free Pistons tickets inside!
WTFDETROIT.COM Yeah, we went there.
MOLA1 04-03-2006, 02:57 PM Zeeb...almost all of those are fuckin awesome!!!
Yeah, but the rules said three entries per person - so he is disqualified.
Anthony 04-03-2006, 03:20 PM Nah, He's zeeb, he dont follow rules. He can just pick out his best 3.
Train Wreck 04-04-2006, 12:56 AM WTFDETROIT- Where it takes more than 16 technicals to be suspended....
WTFDetroit- Up and running 9 months out of the year...
MOLA1 04-04-2006, 08:29 AM WTFDETROIT- Where it takes more than 16 technicals to be suspended....[smilie=applause.gi:
WTFDetroit- Up and running 9 months out of the year... [smilie=angryfire.g:
Train Wreck 04-04-2006, 09:28 AM WTFDETROIT- Where it takes more than 16 technicals to be suspended....[smilie=applause.gi:
WTFDetroit- Up and running 9 months out of the year... [smilie=angryfire.g:
[smilie=antlers.gif]
MOLA1 04-04-2006, 10:01 AM [smilie=oobir.gif]
Waydowntownbang 04-04-2006, 04:17 PM WTF Detroit - Where Cunning Linguists Call Home
Pharaoh 04-04-2006, 10:03 PM Zeeb wrote:
WTFDETROIT.COM Dropping 50 on Pharaoh.
It takes the entire site to drop 50 on me?
My D > God
Anthony 04-04-2006, 10:08 PM Dude, I would love to play you 1 on 1 or 3 on 3 (I hate 2 on 2)
I wanna see how good you really are.
I'm not to shabby my self, just short.
Pharaoh 04-04-2006, 10:20 PM AG:
I'm not saying I'm the best player that posts here, but I would be 100% certain I'm in the top 5.
Not that it matters though.
That thing from Zeeb comes from a game chat last week. It was a lot of fun.
Anthony 04-04-2006, 10:22 PM Ah, I would still love to play you
My jumper is broke right now though because of the weather here, but if it were sometime in July after a good month of warm weather, that'd be fun.
Anthony 04-04-2006, 10:26 PM Dude, this gets my vote if I have one
WTFDETROIT.COM While your reading this, I'm stealing your car.
Fucking great
Pharaoh 04-04-2006, 10:26 PM It would be fun if we could all have some massive game.
I told y'all to pay for a plane ticket and I'm there
Anthony 04-04-2006, 10:27 PM Damn, I'm broke
WTFDetroit: Glenn is still waiting for you
metr0man 04-04-2006, 11:46 PM WTFDetroit: Where everyone's last name is "Wallace".
the wrath of diddy 04-04-2006, 11:55 PM WTFDetroit: We got platic cups and we'll use 'em
WTFDetroit: Fear the Alpaca
WTFDetroit: No Hill Billy Zone
WTFDetroit: No Fat Chicks (that means you Snaq!)
WTFDetroit: The only thing bigger than Melo's ego is our lead over your team
WTFDetroit: Sorry Pacer fans the Rapture has already happened. Piston fans have been scooped up into heaven and you fucktards are enduring hell on Earth.
metr0man 04-05-2006, 01:46 AM WTFDetroit: We'll draft YOU before Carmelo, Bosh, and Wade.
(that's entry 2 of a maximum 3?)
DennyMcLain 04-05-2006, 04:18 PM WTFDetroit: Home of Internet Sensation GlennDanzig®
WTFDetroit: The WTF means Winning The Fuckingchampionshipagainindianabitchmade.
WTFDetroit: If You Need To Read This Tagline, Then WTF Is Out Of Your Price Range...Get Lost.
Black Dynamite 04-05-2006, 04:39 PM damnit Denny wake up. its been moved to the NBA forum.
http://www.coffee-etcetera.com/images/nav_bottom_tall.jpg
All those nights with the wannabe actresses got you behind the curve.
Disclaimer:that is officially the best reason on earth to be behind the curve
DennyMcLain 04-05-2006, 06:19 PM Disclaimer:that is officially the best reason on earth to be behind the curve
Edit=Costume Designer
the wrath of diddy 04-07-2006, 12:17 AM WTFDteroit: It's not our fault your players are injury prone
WTFDetroit: Trolls don't even bother cause they know our team is better
MOLA1 04-07-2006, 12:54 AM WTFDteroit: It's not our fault your players are injury proneDING DING DING DING DING!!!
That's what the fuck I've been screaming!!! That's hot Diddy.
Agreed. I'm tired of the "they sure are lucky" bullshit.
Pharaoh 04-07-2006, 10:35 AM WTFDetroit: Be Free
Pharaoh 04-07-2006, 10:41 AM It might be long but:
Join all you tired, you poor,
You huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teaming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to WTFDetroit.com ...
And we'll swat you into the Stands
OR:
WTFDetroit.com - Get Some!
OR:
Build Your Own Board? We Did! WTFDetroit.com
Unibomber 04-08-2006, 09:44 PM WTFDetroit--Your home for Detroit sports and double entendres.
OUGrizz11PG 04-09-2006, 10:59 PM WTFDetroit.com: We're More Than Just Great Hair.
MOLA1 04-10-2006, 10:02 AM ...and silk shirts.
DennyMcLain 04-10-2006, 02:03 PM WTFDetroit: The WTF stands for What The Fuckareyoulookingatyougoddamnpacerbitchmadeinbredp ukegarbagefarmerfuckwad?
MOLA1 04-10-2006, 02:04 PM WTFDetroit: "It's a Brazilian Ass Shaker"
DennyMcLain 04-10-2006, 04:31 PM WTFDetroit: "It's a Brazilian Ass Shaker"
We can attach that Federline song to the site... it can play in the background.
I'm just kidding. Don't you do it!!!!!
CindyKate 04-11-2006, 04:48 PM WTFDetroit: The Swattage Carries On ...
(in the shape of mod power, or graphics, of course)
WTFDetroit: We Throw Fire!!!
(see the pic on the top left, bitch!)
WTFDetroit: Warior? Tru Fucker!
(to one of the biggest supporters of the pistons franchise - Ronnie Artest, for ruining the pacers seasons three straight years)
Ok, the last one contains foul language so I rescind that one.
CindyKate 04-11-2006, 04:50 PM WTFDetroit: Want Technical Foul?
Cross 04-12-2006, 01:22 AM Genius. lol
Unibomber 04-12-2006, 02:45 AM Who The Fuck Destroys Each Team Right On Its Target?
WTFDetroit.
excellent stuff, but please try to refrain from the f-bomb, so we can actually use it on the website, LOL.
MOLA1 04-12-2006, 10:17 AM WTFDetroit - White Trash Families of Detroit
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4329/production67pv.jpg
(I know they're from Chicago, but I didn't have time to look for pics)
Glenn 04-13-2006, 11:46 AM I'll try a few even if I'm not eligible.
WTFDetroit: A nice place to visit each day
WTFDetroit: Web Toed Feet
Welcome to Fanboys
Waft The Fart
WTFDetroit: The ultimate online circle jerk
Whining, Talking, Flirting
damn, now i wanna play:
WTFDetroit - We Tar and Feather
WTFDetroit - Welcome to Fowlerville
WTFDetroit - Come for the sports talk, stay for the alpacas
WTFDetroit - Please don't feed the alpacas
WTFDetroit - We're The Future, Detroit.
WTFDetroit - We Taste Funky
Pharaoh 04-13-2006, 12:06 PM WTFDetroit.com: We The Free
It could mean different things to different people.
For some it's freedom from the power tripping Mods of other forums
For others it's freedom from a bad day at the office
For others it's freedom from a hectic or crappy home life
For others it's freedom from an insane world
It is what it is.
OR
Who They Fear
They can represent whoever you want
Glenn 04-13-2006, 12:12 PM Want The Funkjuice?
Want The Funkjuice?
Want To Fornicate?
[smilie=anxious.gif]
MOLA1 04-13-2006, 12:14 PM Welcome to Flint Detroit!!
We're Too Flabby, Detroit!!
http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/richard-simmons.jpg
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3861903/
Glenn 04-13-2006, 12:35 PM Witness The Fun
Write the Future
Work Too Frustrating?
Waifs Through Fatties
Glenn 04-13-2006, 12:46 PM We Tease Fatoine
Welcome to Funtime
Wade The Faker
Wag The Finger
Watch The Fornication (Champagne room use only)
Winning The Finals
Wu Tang Fans
OUGrizz11PG 04-13-2006, 04:47 PM Wading Through Filth
OUGrizz11PG 04-13-2006, 05:14 PM We Thank Fish
DrRay11 04-13-2006, 05:57 PM Welcoming The Free
MOLA1 04-13-2006, 08:09 PM Welcome To FantasyIsland
OUGrizz11PG 04-13-2006, 10:42 PM Wallace Times Four
MOLA1 04-14-2006, 01:31 AM What The Fuck
We'll Take Flip
We Trade Fowlkes
We're Tall Fuckers
Whales Taste Fantastic
Wear The Fleece
Weild The Force
Why The Face?
Glenn 04-14-2006, 09:18 AM WTFDetroit:
Detroits Sports, Detroit Attitude
The Voice of the Detroit Sports Fan
No Apologies
Blue Collar Sportstalk
Loud & Proud
Owned and Operated by Real Detroit Sports Fans
Kid Tested, Mother Approved
9 out of 10 Dentists Recommend WTFDetroit For Their Patients That Talk Sports
Glenn 04-14-2006, 09:44 AM Reach out and ban someone
The most trusted name in Detroit Sports
Connecting Detroit Sports Fans
A Better Place To Be For The Detroit Sports Fan
The Finest Message Board In Detroit
It's a Detroit Thing (I actually kind of like that one)
The Ultimate Detroit Sports Experience
Other Teams Suck
The Home of World Class Sports Talk
The Spirit of Detroit Sports Fans
You're On Thin Ice, Check Your PMs
WTFDetroit
Weed, Talk, and Friends
the wrath of diddy 04-14-2006, 03:55 PM WTF: Weak Talentless Ferners are loved and adored
Taymelo 04-14-2006, 03:57 PM WTFDetroit
Weed, Talk, and Friends
Jesus. Enough talk already.
MOLA1 04-14-2006, 04:01 PM WTFDetroit - Where the weak are killed and eaten.
OUGrizz11PG 04-14-2006, 06:52 PM We Titty Fuck
CindyKate 04-14-2006, 08:14 PM women try fisting
Cross 04-14-2006, 09:53 PM excellent stuff, but please try to refrain from the f-bomb, so we can actually use it on the website, LOL.
Wfuck Tfuck Fuck
[smilie=anxious.gif]
Eh its too hard
OUGrizz11PG 04-14-2006, 10:02 PM Where's the Fro?
Whoops Tay Farted
Wayman Tisdale Fans
Why Thirst Forever
Welcome To Freedom
OUGrizz11PG 04-14-2006, 11:55 PM Whoops Tay Farted
Wayman Tisdale Fans
Why Thirst Forever
Welcome To Freedom
This one is the best, by far.
Whoops Tay Farted is pretty good too.
Artis Gilmore 04-15-2006, 10:09 AM WTFDetroit.com-1,000 times better than RealGM.
OUGrizz11PG 04-15-2006, 12:18 PM WTFDetroit.com-1,000 times better than RealGM.
I didn't think you were even old enough to remember RealGM. [smilie=baby.gif]
Joe Asberry 04-15-2006, 01:02 PM does a Sheed quote count :p ?
i cant believe no one came up with this one
WTFDetroit "You either roll with us, or get rolled over"
[smilie=2thumbsup.g:
Hermy 04-15-2006, 08:33 PM Where Detroit's best fans meet.
For the everyman Detroit fan.
We're talking bout the D.
Where Detroit's best fans meet.
For the everyman Detroit fan.
We're talking bout the D.
you are really trying to win this i see.
Hermy 04-16-2006, 11:58 AM Where Detroit's best fans meet.
For the everyman Detroit fan.
We're talking bout the D.
you are really trying to win this i see.
I do have Enlish and Marketing degrees. I'm sweet and I flaunt it.
Pharaoh 04-16-2006, 12:23 PM um, isn't the contest over?
DennyMcLain 04-16-2006, 01:11 PM WTFDetroit -- Upgrades are coming soon.
WTFDetroit -- Spelled backwards, it's Tiorted FTW.
WTFDtroit -- "It's not my fault" --GlennDanzig®
WTFDetroit -- Pistons well-played, Pacers bitch-made.
WTFDetroit -- We have more "guests" than Paris Hilton's sack.
Glenn 04-17-2006, 09:55 AM FYI-
Deliberation and judging has commenced.
OUGrizz11PG 04-18-2006, 11:29 AM That's a good tagline too!
micknugget 04-24-2006, 11:21 PM And the winner is......???????
The Syndicate 04-27-2006, 03:17 PM Thanks to everyone that submitted ideas for this contest, picking a winner was really hard, which is why it took us so long (well, that's not really what took so long, but that excuse works for now).
The winner is Hermy.
WTFDetroit: We're talking 'bout the D
Congrats Hermy.
PM your shipping info to a Syndicate member and we'll get your prize package out to you soon.
We're looking for a way to incorporate Hermy's tagline into the new site design, so look for it soon.
Hermy 04-27-2006, 03:19 PM Holy fucking SWEET!!!!!
Thank you publishers clearinghouse!!!
Glenn 04-27-2006, 03:44 PM WTFDetroit -- Upgrades are coming soon.
Suck it, McLain!!
Also, congrats to Hermy.
MOLA1 04-27-2006, 04:12 PM Congrats Herm. I got your prize right here fucker.
Hermy 04-27-2006, 04:30 PM Congrats Herm. I got your prize right here fucker.
I won Ricardo Montalban? Did you know Tattoo was the feet for Oscar the Grouch when he walked around?
Anthony 04-27-2006, 04:35 PM Zeeb got robbed
Congrats Herm
DennyMcLain 04-27-2006, 04:57 PM I demand a recount!!
"WTF -- Upgrades are coming soon" is a far superior tagline, historically apropos, and a direct attack against Internet Sensation GlennDanzig®.
See? It's got everything you want in a tag.
Also, Congrats Hermy.
Anthony 04-27-2006, 09:37 PM Who are the republicans who cheated here? I demand to know how the fuck Zeeb did not win! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wayman Tisdale will be shattered when I tell him.
Congrats Hermy.
I'll only post in here to show you what you could've had, if I were only here sooner to participate:
"WTF - every other site is the sweaty, hairy yambag of the internet. Other than FAI, of course, which is equally sweet."
Commence regretting your selection of Hermy's entry.........now.
Pharaoh 04-29-2006, 07:26 AM Who are the republicans who cheated here? I demand to know how the fuck Zeeb did not win! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I knew someone would blow up.
Didn't expect it to be AG though.
Anthony 04-29-2006, 10:31 AM LOL. Just havin fun
Glenn 07-24-2006, 12:32 PM Late entry:
WTFDetroit.com -- Your Source for the Latest Barbaro Updates
Pharaoh 07-25-2006, 12:10 PM WTFDetroit.com: Mess With The Best And A Vest Couldn't Help Ya
who would have thought that too much 2pac was a bad thing?
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