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Black Dynamite
03-28-2006, 09:32 PM
9:21 pm [BubblesTheLion]: fuck that guy
9:21 pm [Pharaoh]: mini-wave - I like that
9:21 pm [Rorschach]: evans played matador on terry
9:22 pm [Rorschach]: lol
9:22 pm [Kstat]: probably late anyway
9:22 pm [Matt]: 3rd quarter ends.....Pistons 72-69
9:22 pm [Matt]: Stack leads all scorers w/ 23 pts
9:22 pm [Kstat]: we gained a point there
9:22 pm [Matt]: chauncey leads pistons w/ 21
9:22 pm [Rorschach]: mo evans cost us a bigger lead maybe
9:22 pm [Matt]: and 8 assists
9:22 pm [Rorschach]: zeeb got quiet
9:23 pm [Rorschach]: billups is back somewhat
9:23 pm [Matt]: Nowitski w/ 17 and 10.....on 5-15 shooting
9:23 pm [Matt]: maybe Pharaoh killed him...
9:23 pm [Rorschach]: dirk is forcing shots. thats all that matters
9:23 pm [Pharaoh]: lol - I just thought he left
9:24 pm [Kstat]: every shot dirk takes is a force
9:24 pm [Matt]: wait....i was wrong, Pistons 8-9 from 3pt range....either Blaha or Yahoo is wrong
9:24 pm [BubblesTheLion]: Dirk needs to take 12 4th quarter shots, and make 3 of them ^_^
9:24 pm [Kstat]: thats his game
9:24 pm [Rorschach]: basic instinst 2
9:24 pm [Pharaoh]: once again I'm gonna miss the 4th quarter - I hate work
9:24 pm [Kstat]: hopefully no overtime
9:24 pm [Rorschach]: lol@cuban
9:25 pm [Kstat]: we gotta go to philly tomorrow
9:25 pm [Rorschach]: lol@evans on van hoe
9:25 pm [Rorschach]: rotflmao
9:25 pm [Pharaoh]: fuck philly - they're pathetic
9:25 pm [BubblesTheLion]: ok, damnit, who made fun of keith
9:25 pm [Matt]: Ben w/ 8 pts 9 rebs 3 asts 2 stls 1 blk.........dude does everything
9:25 pm [Joe Asberry]: if keith lits us up we re doomed
9:26 pm [Rorschach]: the pistons made fun of van hoe putting evans on him
9:26 pm [Rorschach]: lol@evans igniting van hoe
9:26 pm [Kstat]: FUCK
9:26 pm [BubblesTheLion]: van horn wins the game
[WTFDetroit Official Gamechat]: Moodini31 has entered at 9:26 pm
9:26 pm [Matt]: hey moodini
9:26 pm [Rorschach]: fuck mo evans aka piston killer
9:26 pm [Matt]: 10 min lef t in the 4th
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: lol at evans on terry
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: lmao
9:27 pm [Matt]: 76-74 mavs lead
9:27 pm [Matt]: ruh roh
9:27 pm [Moodini31]: What up fellas?
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: lmao
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: evans is killing us
9:27 pm [Joe Asberry]: wow the guy mos defending always scored
9:27 pm [BubblesTheLion]: what's new
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: joe you noticed
9:27 pm [Rorschach]: lollmao
9:28 pm [Rorschach]: i cant believe anyone defending this fuck
9:28 pm [Matt]: f-you, Mo, and your non-rejuvenated ass
9:28 pm [Rorschach]: lol@matt
9:28 pm [Rorschach]: cut mo evans. i dont even care if he hits a 3 pointer. he's giving up 10 on the other end
9:28 pm [Rorschach]: yikes
9:29 pm [Matt]: <----tears of joy if we cut Mo
Man discuss MotherBitches!!

Joe Asberry
03-28-2006, 10:14 PM
its mike curry over tay all over again ! [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

H1Man
03-28-2006, 10:17 PM
I think we already established this in multiple threads.

Black Dynamite
03-28-2006, 10:24 PM
I think we already established this in multiple threads.
but after him giving up 10 Str8 fucking points from the mavs. he earned his own thread.

FP22
03-28-2006, 11:00 PM
Did you see him litterally run away from Terry when he was driving past him? I couldn't believe my eyes. The guy is useless. Hopefully this cements Delfino as the main backup. And for fuck sake, get Delfino more shots going toward the rim. Why does it always have to be jumpers? Tayshaun + Delfino are not jumpshooters!

H1Man
03-28-2006, 11:01 PM
Did you see him litterally run away from Terry when he was driving past him? I couldn't believe my eyes. The guy is useless. Hopefully this cements Delfino as the main backup. And for fuck sake, get Delfino more shots going toward the rim. Why does it always have to be jumpers? Tayshaun + Delfino are not jumpshooters!

Because Flip's offensive playbook only consists of jumpers?

Black Dynamite
03-28-2006, 11:04 PM
Get back on topic FP22. get that delfino shit out of here. This is a Mo evans Sucks thread. We only need to talk about his absolute suckage. 10 str8 points. that will irk me for awhile. not even chucky atkins playing sg/sf could pull off that shitty a performance on defense.

FP22
03-28-2006, 11:07 PM
Get back on topic FP22. get that delfino shit out of here. This is a Mo evans Sucks thread. We only need to talk about his absolute suckage. 10 str8 points. that will irk me for awhile. not even chucky atkins playing sg/sf could pull off that shitty a performance on defense.

uhhh... uhhh... [smilie=uhoh2.gif] Mo = suck [smilie=artist.gif]

Black Dynamite
03-28-2006, 11:11 PM
http://www.hawgcards.com/Card%20Pictures/hastings-89-90-hoops.JPG>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.nba.com/media/act_maurice_evans.jpg

Fool
03-28-2006, 11:26 PM
Get back on topic FP22. get that delfino shit out of here. This is a Mo evans Sucks thread. We only need to talk about his absolute suckage. 10 str8 points. that will irk me for awhile. not even chucky atkins playing sg/sf could pull off that shitty a performance on defense.

Damn, Mo Evans just caused Gutz to speak of Chucky Atkins in a positive way. He must be bad.

SKelly
03-28-2006, 11:33 PM
I heart Maurice Evans

robcat911
03-29-2006, 02:41 AM
Mo Evans = overated ham/dupree combo.....wish we could have dupree back. Alot cheaper and a hell of a lot better IMO

BigggChris04
03-29-2006, 07:53 AM
Evens is sloppy
...
He reminds me of Memo

BigggChris04
03-29-2006, 07:53 AM
Evens is sloppy
...
He reminds me of Memo

Black Dynamite
03-29-2006, 08:28 AM
thats an insult to memo.

Matt
03-29-2006, 09:35 AM
it sucks because i really don't hate Mo....it's more that he's the reason that Flip won't play Delfino more. if Delfino got the majority of backup minutes and Mo got spot minutes as a hustle/garbage time guy....i'd be happy with him.

Black Dynamite
03-29-2006, 09:46 AM
it sucks because i really don't hate Mo....it's more that he's the reason that Flip won't play Delfino more. if Delfino got the majority of backup minutes and Mo got spot minutes as a hustle/garbage time guy....i'd be happy with him.
Man Mo has sunk below that level Matt. His defense is a gaping hole out there. When we played all the sucky teams everyone swore he was getting better. Soon as we started playing playoff teams it was back to the official Mo Evans. The one that sucks. He's Darvin Ham with a 3 point shot and worse defense. Thats it.

WTFchris
03-29-2006, 10:03 AM
I like Mo, and he's an ideal 10th-11th man on the team. The problem is that Flip insists on using him as an 8th-9th man. PUT DELFINO IN THERE FLIP!

Do you think he heard me because I shouted in caps?

BIG BEN'S FRO
03-29-2006, 10:27 AM
Agreed. Mo is actually a very decent player, but when the playoffs come around, we are going to need guys who can create. On D, Delfino may be smaller, but looks like a much better one on one defender.

After all, it sure looks like we got Delk because we needed another player to create off the bench.

I am still interested to see which bench guys play in the playoffs. I assume that Dale is out of the regular rotation, leaving Dice, Hunter, and Delk in. Delfino or Evans based on matchups.

Glenn
03-29-2006, 10:48 AM
I don't have a problem with Evans as a player, besides the fact that he gets playing time handed to him over Delfino.

To be honest though, I did have higher hopes for Evans based on the hype coming after his signing from Kings fans and others who had seen him play a lot.

It's hard to believe, but I really do think I'd rather have Ronnie Dupree right about now.

Matt
03-29-2006, 10:52 AM
To be honest though, I did have higher hopes for Evans based on the hype coming after his signing from Kings fans and others who had seen him play a lot.

yeah, me too. i thought of Evans as good insurance in case Delfino didnt' pan out. [smilie=angry.gif]

FP22
04-07-2006, 12:19 AM
Bump-worthy after that Miami performance.

Varsity
04-07-2006, 12:33 PM
http://www.hawgcards.com/Card%20Pictures/hastings-89-90-hoops.JPG>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.nba.com/media/act_maurice_evans.jpg


Oddly enough, I have that card signed by Scott himself...and yes, Scott>>>Evans and scrub that can't even get play over Evans, Delfino.

Black Dynamite
04-07-2006, 12:40 PM
no hastings is not better than delfino. Hmmm i'd rather have curry over evans right now.

Hermy
04-10-2006, 07:07 AM
logged on just to bump this thread. He was AWFUL yesterday, incredible that a guy who's been with the team all year can be that out of sync with everything we do and the coach just ignores is. Being at the game really gave me a perspective that showed he hasn't a clue how to help this team when he's given minutes.

WTFchris
04-10-2006, 07:13 AM
It's too bad Delfino can't seem to make a wide open shot or he'd steal that backup job outright.

Black Dynamite
04-10-2006, 08:48 AM
It's too bad Delfino can't seem to make a wide open shot or he'd steal that backup job outright.
different set of pressure on him. he'd might be more loose if he didnt know the coach was itching to remove him for evans. who knows. i still think his defense, hustle, passing, and ballhandling is valuable enough to play him over evans. If only he didnt get injured the year before. he woulda solidified himself in browns rotation with those attributes and Flip woulda had to play him on senority.

either way the photobucket powers that be still are not pleased with evans. why cant he get knocked out for the playoffs. severe sprain or something. that would be cool. I dispute his value as a 12th man also. his gatorade fetching skillz are probally atrocious. [smilie=anxious.gif]

I was watching Billups special on FSN and i saw mo evans pop up in the minnesota part. i almost wanted to turn the channel. [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

Varsity
04-10-2006, 11:13 AM
no hastings is not better than delfino. Hmmm i'd rather have curry over evans right now.

I'd rather have Curry over them both. Evans is terrible, but what I really don't get is the man love for Delfino. When he's out there, he's barely noticeable. He's made some nice defensive plays from time to time, but he's so timid on the offensive end and then he tops it off with his broke ass jump shot. The guy shoots 39% from the field, 31% from 3, averages almost as many TOs to assists for a supposed ball handler and play maker and yet people always beg for him to be in the game. IMO Joe needs to ship both him and Mo out this off season and find a consistent contributer.

Anthony
04-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Yesterday, when moe blew that attempt of a reverse layup, the entire row I was in laughed. Dude is sad out there. He does nothing out there. 0, zip, Noda.

Glenn
04-10-2006, 12:17 PM
logged on just to bump this thread. He was AWFUL yesterday, incredible that a guy who's been with the team all year can be that out of sync with everything we do and the coach just ignores is. Being at the game really gave me a perspective that showed he hasn't a clue how to help this team when he's given minutes.

There is a lot of truthfulness in this statement.

Evans < garbage

FP22
04-10-2006, 01:37 PM
It's too bad Delfino can't seem to make a wide open shot or he'd steal that backup job outright.
Neither can Evans. Mo needs to get leak-outs or setups from Chauncey to put up points. On a rare occassion he can hit a WIDE-OPEN corner triple, but Carlos can hit those too, his opportunities are just few and far between. I still firmly believe that Delfino would be much more consistant with his shot if he got more than 1 or 2 shots per game, and more minutes. Look what happend to Arroyo in Orlando. The guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn here. He's shooting over 50% in Orlando and putting up over 10 points per game now that he's getting about 20 minutes a game instead of the ~12 minutes and 2 or 3 shots he got here.