If anybody can find the whole list, post it here. I've found the previous few years, but not the 2006 yet.


http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060327/114351510000.html



Johansson Tops FHM's 'Sexiest Women' Poll

Monday March 27 7:05 PM ET

Scarlett Johansson tops a lovely list of the "100 Sexiest Women in the World," in a poll of readers by FHM magazine.

"One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy," the 21-year-old actress, star of "Match Point" and "Lost in Translation," said in a statement. "I'd like to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment."

Angelina Jolie is No. 2 on the list, followed by Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Jenny McCarthy, Maria Sharapova, Carmen Electra and Teri Hatcher.

Johansson ranked ninth on last year's list. Jolie was No. 1.

"It's remarkable how Scarlett Johansson has caught the attention of our readers," said Scott Gramling, the magazine's U.S. editor in chief, in a statement. "Her sultry voice and striking beauty certainly have a lot to do with that, but so does the confidence she exudes."

"She seems to be one of those women who would be equally at ease on the red carpet as she would just hanging out with the guys."

The magazine's May issue goes on sale April 4.

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WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ANGELINA JOLIE IS SO SEXY?

She is hideous and looks like a fucking hound. I can find 40 year strippers that look hotter than her.

Good list but...where the fuck is that bitch from Kanye's gold digger video?
Where the fuck is Alizée?

Where the fuck is my girl Melissa Theuriau?

That is all.



No it's not...Arch, you're fuckin crazy!

Good list but...where the fuck is that bitch from Kanye's gold digger video?
Where the fuck is Alizée?

Where the fuck is my girl Melissa Theuriau?

That is all.



No it's not...Arch, you're fuckin crazy!

Probably.

I also don't see the big deal with Jessica Alba. Nice face, but the rest of her resembles an 8 year old boy.

I also don't see the big deal with Jessica Alba. Nice face, but the rest of her resembles an 8 year old boy.

http://thebluesite.com/images/jessicaalba004.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ja107.jpg

http://www.prettycelebrities.net/actrices/jessica_alba/jessica_alba8.jpg

http://x4.putfile.com/1/2710061673.gif


I don't see it.

IF that's the body of an 8 year old boy to you, the eight year old boy must be playboy material somehow.

If that's a body of an eight year old boy I owe Michael Jackson an apology.

Alba was the only woman on the list I really dig right now.

PS - Mola, I was hoping for those beach/swimsuit pics. I guess I'll hvae to do the dirty work...

http://www.dtheatre.com/story_images/jessica-alba-butt.jpg

Wish we could find the complete top 100 list.

I agree on Jolee. She's above average, but not even top 50 material. Her bod is hot, but her lips are friggen huge.

Also, Teri Hatcher? What? She's not even the hottest desperate housewife. Probably not even the second hottest either. She looks ragged lately.

I agree on Jolee. She's above average, but not even top 50 material. Her bod is hot, but her lips are friggen huge.LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!

That's fuckin awesome.

You're nuts.




BTW: Beyonce not being in the top ten is retarded.

How about seeing these girls without the soft focus lenses and caked on make-up...

The young'uns could probably pull it off, however the 30+ group is going to run into problems.

jessica alba is just about perfect.

she's not built like a porn star, but her body is quite nice. a flat stomach and perky B/C's are nothing to complain about.

Good list but...where the fuck is that bitch from Kanye's gold digger video?
Where the fuck is Alizée?

Where the fuck is my girl Melissa Theuriau?Look them up.

Holla.

http://static.flickr.com/16/23022590_84cae363e9_m.jpg

Hot, but not afraid to hookah. Not bad.

Nice...you picked one of her worst pictures.

http://www.nephand1.org/collages/MelissaTheuriau@Voyages_Agadir-Chandrasekhar_Nephandi.jpg

she's a reporter babe, right? i've seen her before.


niiice.

Mola, is she the french news reader?

If so I agree she's hot as hell

a girl who kinda reminds me of that reporter/new reader babe is Shana Hiatt. she does the World Poker Tour on the travel channel:

http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2004_may/shana_hiatt/shana_hiatt_150.jpg

http://www.freebet.co.uk/features/ul/shana1.jpg

Hiatt is hot. But I think they replaced her with a new hotty.

I don't have a problem with most of that list. I'd order it differently but they're all worthy contenders... but Teri Hatcher??? Who the hell thought this carved up hag rated discussion for a "sexiest" list? She may have been hot when dinosaurs roamed the earth but now her skin looks like girl jerky in closeups. Horrible.

I guess we'll just have to bump this back up once the whole top 100 list becomes available.

I've looked everywhere I can think of and I can't track it down.

I think #11-100 would be more interesting to see than the top 10.

I also like my girl Leann Tweeden.

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/7334/dsera_ISC_LeeAnn_Tweeden_09.jpg

Finally found the complete list, you can view pics here: http://www.fhmus.com/girls_100_sexiest.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=72

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Keira Knightley
6. Halle Berry
7. Jenny McCarthy
8. Maria Sharapova
9. Carmen Electra
10. Teri Hatcher
11. Paris Hilton
12. Jennifer Garner
13. Eva Longoria
14. Lindsay Lohan
15. Charlize Theron
16. Jessica Beil
17. Jaime Pressly
18. Beyonce
19. Katherine Heigl
20. Shakira
21. Vida Guerra
22. Alyssa Milano
23. Cameron Diaz
24. Pamela Anderson
25. Beth Ostrosky
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Adriana Lima
28. Mariah Carey
29. Anna Benson
30. Shania Twain
31. Mandy Moore
32. Mischa Barton
33. Jenna Jameson
34. Reese Witherspoon
35. Natalie Gulbis
36. Salma Hayek
37. Christina Aguilera
38. Erica Durance
39. Victoria Silvstedt
40. Gwen Stefani
41. Heidi Klum
42. Danica Patrick
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
44. Eva Mendes
45. Jennifer Aniston
46. Kristin Kreuk
47. Leeann Tweeden
48. Faith Hill
49. Kristin Chenoweth
50. Kelly Clarkson
51. Rachel McAdams
52. Estella Warren
53. Brooke Burke
54. Elisha Cuthbert
55. Gretchen Bleiler
56. Alessandra Ambrosio
57. Tera Patrick
58. Hilary Duff
59. Uma Thurman
60. Landi Swanepoel
61. Natalie Portman
62. Morgan Webb
63. Sienna Miller
64. Lauren Harris
65. Alicia Keys
66. Kate Hudson
67. Mayra Veronica
68. Megan Fox
69. Kate Bosworth
70. Kristinna Loken
71. Rachael Ray
72. Penelope Cruz
73. Evangeline Lilly
74. Amy Smart
75. Elizabeth Hurley
76. Petra Nemcova
77. Ashley Judd
78. Kate Beckinsale
79. Lucy Liu
80. Malin Akerman
81. Kelly Ripa
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones
83. Gisele Bundchen
84. Amanda Righetti
85. Anne Hathaway
86. Zhang Ziyi
87. Amanda Peet
88. Fergie
89. Denise Richards
90. Katie Holmes
91. Sarah Burke
92. Amanda Beard
93. Linda Cardellini
94. Sarah Michelle Gellar
95. Olivia Wilde
96. Ana Beatriz Barros
97. Vanessa Marcil
98. Heather Graham
99. Naomi Watts
100. Josie Maran

Ladies who dropped out of the list (& last year’s ranking):

The Olsen Twins (32)
Janet Jackson (37)
Jamie-Lynn DiScala (42)
Tara Reid (43)
Maggie Grace (44)
Eliza Dushku (46)
LeAnn Rimes (50)
Jennie Finch (57)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (58)
Anna Kournikova (62)
Neve Campbell (66)
Nicole Kidman (69)
Emma Bunton (70)
Rachel Bilson (77)
Kaley Cuoco(78)
Sofia Vergara (80)
Ashanti (81)
Molly Sims (83)
Jennifer Connelly (88)
Monica Bellucci (89)
Kristi Leskinen (90)
Logan Tom (91)
Jennifer Hanson (93)
Courtney Hansen (94)
Brande Roderick (96)
Milla Jovovich (98)
Rebecca Romijn (99)
Roselyn Sanchez (100)

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba

yummy.....who do i have to assassinate to make this dream happen?

What is that game that Howard Stern plays, "fuck, kill or marry?"

If that's a body of an eight year old boy I owe Michael Jackson an apology.


Kilo wins this thread with this sentence.

I don't even know why you guya are even bothering any more...

Some of my faves.

I don't know who half of these other chicks are.

8. Maria Sharapova
11. Paris Hilton
17. Jaime Pressly
22. Alyssa Milano
29. Anna Benson
33. Jenna Jameson
37. Christina Aguilera
39. Victoria Silvstedt
47. Leeann Tweeden
54. Elisha Cuthbert
98. Heather Graham

Good list but...where the fuck is that bitch from Kanye's gold digger video?!
http://www.ziggazaggaproductions.com/summer/1d.jpgthis one?

or
http://location415.com/v-web/gallery/albums/velvet/velvet018.sized.jpg this one ?

Some of my faves.

I don't know who half of these other chicks are.

8. Maria Sharapova
11. Paris Hilton
17. Jaime Pressly
22. Alyssa Milano
29. Anna Benson
33. Jenna Jameson
37. Christina Aguilera
39. Victoria Silvstedt
47. Leeann Tweeden
54. Elisha Cuthbert
98. Heather Graham
Jenna is ok looking. but she looks weird since he cut off the bottom of her chin. claiming that it made her look like a frog.

I only have one question: Where's Michelle Wie?

I only have one question: Where's Michelle Wie?

Is the correct answer "middle school"?

^ Prejudiced against adolescents

Also, Teri Hatcher? What? She's not even the hottest desperate housewife. Probably not even the second hottest either. She looks ragged lately.
Lately? She's looked ragged and deflated ever since she lost all that weight during the Lois & Clark days.

Michelle Wei has got to be drinking from the same water storage as LeBron. She's looked like she's 25 since she was 13.

Michelle Wei has got to be drinking from the same water storage as LeBron. She's looked like she's 25 since she was 13.

You think the cops would buy that?

That's almost as good as "she told me she was 18".

Cops would definitely buy that.

On a slightly related note, I think that the girls that tell men that they're 18 when they're not (R.Kelly) should get the same exact sentence as the guy. How do the girls always get off without even a warning???

Cops would definitely buy that.

On a slightly related note, I think that the girls that tell men that they're 18 when they're not (R.Kelly) should get the same exact sentence as the guy. How do the girls always get off without even a warning???
because (r.kelly) most guys know, but need an excuse to violate. he fucked his protege's (sparkle) cousin. how does the actually age find a way to elude him ever so slippery when he knows the girls family. :p :confused:

I'll give you R.Kelly then. However, I know a couple of 17 year old girls that have fake IDs that sneak into 21+ bars. That's just a recipe for disaster.

I'll give you R.Kelly then. However, I know a couple of 17 year old girls that have fake IDs that sneak into 21+ bars. That's just a recipe for disaster.


17 is a grey area

slightly different than the michelle wei's of the world and other 13-16 year olds

I'll give you R.Kelly then. However, I know a couple of 17 year old girls that have fake IDs that sneak into 21+ bars. That's just a recipe for disaster.
well i dont know there. unlike chuck norris i dont have all the answers.
http://boortz.com/images/funny/fark_chuck_norris_dog.jpg
if you're 25 or older though you're on your own though. you gotta up your own personal age limit to avoid that scenario at some point. life isnt as simple as the barely legal pornos where 56 year veteren pornstar studs bang just turned 18 complete whores and everyone is morally sound and clear of "letter of the law" illegal manipulation. make your choice, double check it and hope for the best. if i question their age, i move on to another. the female species isnt on the verge of extinction thank goodness. so nothing to regret(in most cases:p ). but thats me. gotta do like chuck norris sometimes and take your own path of righteous self peace.

hopefully none of this made sense.

Heres a simple system for you age challenged horny men

Take you age
divide by 2
round up
add 7

for example

22/2 = 11
11+7 = 18
boom no lower than that

18/2 = 9
9+7 = 16
easy

of course once they get into college they're fair game for any age......:rolleyes:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1828/0039yk.jpg

http://www.heatherdeenlocklear.net/024/003.html
Better than:
7. Jenny McCarthy
10. Teri Hatcher
11. Paris Hilton
17. Jaime Pressly
34. Reese Witherspoon
40. Gwen Stefani
45. Jennifer Aniston
53. Brooke Burke (it's all make-up)
59. Uma Thurman
71. Rachael Ray
81. Kelly Ripa
87. Amanda Peet
88. Fergie
93. Linda Cardellini

And, she's an Association fan!


Oh, I'm sorry....the age limit is 35, right?

If I had to pick a basketball fan out of any of them, it'd be Ashley Judd:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/features/si50/states/kentucky/essay/

Note the props she gives to UK greats Tayshaun Prince and Tony Delk. How much do you wanna bet she's a big Pistons fan? :)

If I had to pick a basketball fan out of any of them, it'd be Ashley Judd:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/features/si50/states/kentucky/essay/

Note the props she gives to UK greats Tayshaun Prince and Tony Delk. How much do you wanna bet she's a big Pistons fan? :)

Agreed. Perhaps there should be a Basketball Fan Hottie thread?

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1828/0039yk.jpg

http://www.heatherdeenlocklear.net/024/003.html
Better than:
7. Jenny McCarthy
10. Teri Hatcher
11. Paris Hilton
17. Jaime Pressly
34. Reese Witherspoon
40. Gwen Stefani
45. Jennifer Aniston
53. Brooke Burke (it's all make-up)
59. Uma Thurman
71. Rachael Ray
81. Kelly Ripa
87. Amanda Peet
88. Fergie
93. Linda Cardellini

And, she's an Association fan!


Oh, I'm sorry....the age limit is 35, right?
she's been wtf banged back when she was actually hot. nowdays she can't even fend off denise richards from her man.[smilie=zzz.gif]

hmmm i wouldnt take fergie regardless though. but reese isnt that bad. nor is teri hatcher. And honestly in a head to head no make up battle brooke is still kicking her ass.

Jennifer Aniston still has it going on...

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/moviestills/f/friendswithmoney/1.jpg

I'll give you R.Kelly then. However, I know a couple of 17 year old girls that have fake IDs that sneak into 21+ bars. That's just a recipe for disaster. well i dont know there. unlike chuck norris i dont have all the answers.
http://boortz.com/images/funny/fark_chuck_norris_dog.jpg
if you're 25 or older though you're on your own though. you gotta up your own personal age limit to avoid that scenario at some point. life isnt as simple as the barely legal pornos where 56 year veteren pornstar studs bang just turned 18 complete whores and everyone is morally sound and clear of "letter of the law" illegal manipulation. make your choice, double check it and hope for the best. if i question their age, i move on to another. the female species isnt on the verge of extinction thank goodness. so nothing to regret(in most cases:p ). but thats me. gotta do like chuck norris sometimes and take your own path of righteous self peace.

hopefully none of this made sense.

I'm puttin' that shit on my tombstone.

Mariah Carey is way too low on that list. She's top 10 material in my opinion. She's a little crazy though.

Mariah Carey is way too low on that list. She's top 10 material in my opinion. She's a little crazy though.

she fluctuates up and down that list as often as she does up and down the scales

Mariah is not in my top 10,000. It would have to be a hate-fuk situation.

realistic is a dead man.

Fraserburn: ain't nothing wrong with having a woman with a little meat on their bones.

realistic is a dead man.

Fraserburn: ain't nothing wrong with having a woman with a little meat on their bones.

Theres a difference between a healthy looking woman

and what looks like an infalting and deflating balloon

Now you're making it seem like Mariah has been severely overweight, which she hasn't. She just happens to be a healthy looking gal with curves.

realistic is a dead man.

Fraserburn: ain't nothing wrong with having a woman with a little meat on their bones.
I'd rather bone a young lady with class, like Alison Stewart. Someone with something intelligent to say, after I slap her face with my ding-dong.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/031212/031212_stewart_vsm_7a.vsmall.jpg