http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Who here loves religious zealotry?
I do. This site is hilarious. I mean look at this shit:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/oobir/objectiveath.gif
Habu the Hindi, Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew (WTF?) - you can't make this stuff up. Okay, I suspect this site is a parody. Some of those Fun Facts seem a bit tongue-in-cheek, and the Lambuel Dress Up gives opportunity for some "unintended" fun. Anyway, if it is a parody, it's well disguised.

I know what you mean, Oobir. I laughed my ass off at the atheist bit.

I seriously don't think it's a parody...like you hint at, it's too fucking good to be a parody.

http://objectiveministries.org/ads/ad_ncbcps.gif

I thought it was fake and lol'd. then i clicked it and found this...

http://www.sdmmedia.com/ncbcps/video/vid3_lg.wmv


edit: LOL i found a new sig...

omg...lmao.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html#MASK

a paper action figure of Mr. gruff the athiest goat.

Sheep go to heaven... goats go to hell.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crucifixnail.png As twisted as I am I could never come up with something like this...a toy crucifix nail? With the words "SORRY JESUS" on it? It comes with a disclamer "Pointy edges.Not for children under five"

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crucifixnail.png As twisted as I am I could never come up with something like this...a toy crucifix nail? With the words "SORRY JESUS" on it? It comes with a disclamer "Pointy edges.Not for children under five"

Jesus Christ, that's a great point, Tap Tap.

Especially coming from a guy named "Tap Tap".