Is it possible to have your thread swatted based solely on it's title? You're darn tootin'.

What are some titles that could get you swatted before the thread is even opened?

Here are some examples:

Official Arroyo Watch

Your Top 10 Darko Memories

I've got another story for you guys (this one is for PNF only)

Swatworthy Thread Titles

How bout this one...

"Why my anus hurts today"

^yeah, that's a good one

UncleCliffy's Official Trade deadline thread

Another bomb of a thread from me.

I thought this one had a lot of potential for some classic creative humor.

I'm glad I started it in The Stands.

I think I'm operating at 3, maybe 4 levels higher than you people.

I think I'm operating at 3, maybe 4 levels higher than you people. [smilie=applause.gi: [smilie=applause.gi: [smilie=applause.gi:

So I can't post a title about stories of my 10 favorite Darko moments?

I have a source: Tom Izzo likely to coach Pistons

MONKIES I WILL MAKE OF MEN

Shout-outs!

MEMO OWNS US ALL!!!