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Koolaid
02-19-2006, 11:43 AM
Mola still sounds like a girl's name to me. Fuckin' mola? Ain't that the name of Bugs Bunny when he put on a wig and pretended to be a girl?

Now BigggChris04. Let's disect that name. "Big" because he is big, "gg" is his bra size, Chris is short for Christina and 04 is when he found his sexuality (along with a gerbil).


And Pharaoh.... How the hell does a white dude from australia call himself Pharaoh?? A boomerang must've knocked you upside your head pretty damn hard.


Mikey, Anthony, TheKid... we know you all as 'the g's'. I can never remember who the youngest is. I'd guess and say it's the kid, but you're all equally stupid so outside of the name i can't think of a reason. How could a whole family be so dumb? Y'all gotta be test tube babies or something.


NoQuarter... The name says it all. You broke ass.

UncleCliffy is to this board as syphillis is to Mola's nuts. His posts are so fucking bad they make my monitor smell like shit.

DennyMcclain was a fat washed up wanna-be gangster. A sucker, punk ass mafia fall-guy. How much of a bitch are you really if you wanna name yourself after that? I heard the real Denny wore lipstick when sucked the barrel of Gotti's gun, Doe's this denny wear lipstick when he sucks broomsticks and pretends it's the real Denny McClain?

Skelly has to be the worst poster here. Can't we vote you off the island or send home the weakest link or something? Everytime we read a post of yours we lose faith in humanity. You should have your dad sign up, Everything that you type is pretty much from his mind. All that really means is that he's an idiot too though. Lemming.


Rorschach ain't good for anything but booty pictures. The crackers on this site don't give a fuck about asses though, They like titties. Don't give me any stupid shit, cuz I know you like titties too. If not then you're gay. only a gay man would be that obsessed with ass, well ignoring all other female body parts.

Taymelo has the worst poster name here. That was really the first reason to hate him, incase you forgot. All lawyers go to hell, believe that.


Glenn is nothing special either. he does have more intelligent posts then he does hair on his head though. I know that this dude has homer simpson hair, and i've never seen a picture. You can just tell by his posts that he's in a mid-life crisis.

Now i'm in equal opportunity offender, So Elektra has to get some too. I've never seen her, but I know she has to be ugly. No way that pretty girl is interested in the things she is, because she could get a man without pretending to like sports and what not. Everybody here has love for your ugly ass though. Keep faking it baby, just like Tom Cruise's heterosexuality, we find it amusing.


Last but definitely not least, koolaid. I gotta be the most honest poster ever, only because I really am this much of an asshole in real life. I'm a fucking loser that hates everyone. I rap, make beats and get props from everyone who hears my shit. Then I make fun of them for liking me. I'm so fucking pathetic that I've had girls hear my music and fall in love, then meet me in person and feel disgusted and let down. I just sit here and talk shit, pick my nose, jack off, take shits and go to sleep. I'm dirty as a used douche. I wipe my boogers all over my room and I haven't changed my clothes in about 2 weeks. I'm 21 years old and haven't held a job for more then 3 months, I don't even bother looking for a job anymore. All i'm ever going to be is a fat sloppy drunk criminal with no friends.


Now, If i didn't mention your name then you really ain't shit.

DrRay11
02-19-2006, 11:46 AM
LOL@this thread. Damn that was funny.

SKelly
02-19-2006, 01:34 PM
Pretty much.

Black Dynamite
02-19-2006, 01:42 PM
Rorschach ain't good for anything but booty pictures. The crackers on this site don't give a fuck about asses though, They like titties. Don't give me any stupid shit, cuz I know you like titties too. If not then you're gay. only a gay man would be that obsessed with ass, well ignoring all other female body parts.
Last i checked i've posted more titty than ass. So maybe your own homosexual focus on ass has altered your perception grandson. [smilie=antlers.gif]

But amusing nonetheless. [smilie=applause.gi:

DennyMcLain
02-19-2006, 03:10 PM
DennyMcclain was a fat washed up wanna-be gangster. A sucker, punk ass mafia fall-guy. How much of a bitch are you really if you wanna name yourself after that? I heard the real Denny wore lipstick when sucked the barrel of Gotti's gun, Doe's this denny wear lipstick when he sucks broomsticks and pretends it's the real Denny McClain?

No comment.

Anthony
02-19-2006, 05:48 PM
LOL? [smilie=anxious.gif]

DennyMcLain
02-19-2006, 05:57 PM
wow, announcement huh?

i'm famous in this bitch.

I own the stands!

Black Dynamite
02-19-2006, 07:06 PM
wow, announcement huh?

i'm famous in this bitch.

I own the stands!


to sum up everything... I hate everything (myself included) and wish the world would blow up. That's the shit i really don't like to admit.

Glenn
02-19-2006, 08:00 PM
This thread was better the first time when it was called "GotCrotty? VS. World".

Koolaid
02-20-2006, 12:48 AM
This thread was better the first time when it was called "GotCrotty? VS. World".

bitch please, that thread was weak as fuck. Crotty can't do it like i can and you know it too. I can use my "talent" to break down anybody, including your old droopy man-tit havin' ass, so watch your step.

Elektra
02-20-2006, 04:44 AM
Now i'm in equal opportunity offender, So Elektra has to get some too. I've never seen her, but I know she has to be ugly. No way that pretty girl is interested in the things she is, because she could get a man without pretending to like sports and what not. Everybody here has love for your ugly ass though. Keep faking it baby, just like Tom Cruise's heterosexuality, we find it amusing.


HAHAHA!

I was just thinking that before I read this. I thought "Elektra, how do you get your ugly ass out of bed in the morning"

Amazing Kockaid, truly amazing
[smilie=yup.gif]

Pharaoh
02-20-2006, 09:29 AM
And Pharaoh.... How the hell does a white dude from australia call himself Pharaoh?? A boomerang must've knocked you upside your head pretty damn hard.

LMFAO - great post.

BigggChris04
02-20-2006, 12:05 PM
Now BigggChris04. Let's disect that name. "Big" because he is big, "gg" is his bra size, Chris is short for Christina and 04 is when he found his sexuality (along with a gerbil).

...
LMAO!!!
...
Thats the best you can do when breaking down my name?

King Vlady
02-20-2006, 12:15 PM
This comming from someone who named themselves after a nasty drink made popular by poor ass blacks?

Glenn
02-20-2006, 12:17 PM
This comming from someone who named themselves after a nasty drink made popular by poor ass blacks?

Don't cross that line if you want to stay here.

That is mighty close.

King Vlady
02-20-2006, 12:23 PM
This comming from someone who named themselves after a nasty drink made popular by poor ass blacks?

Don't cross that line.

That is mighty close.

Don't kill the messanger. I'm merely stating facts. People are too sensitive nowadays.

MoTown
02-20-2006, 02:22 PM
Agree with Glenn.... this thread seems awfully familiar...

Koolaid
02-28-2006, 11:36 AM
Agree with Glenn.... this thread seems awfully familiar...

you gotta do better then that to get bashed by me. As it stands now you still ain't worthy of a roast. Try posting something with some knowledge or some wit or something, then get back at me.

Fool
02-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Kool-Aid was first introduced as Fruit Smack.

Kool-Aid is fucking sweet.

MoTown
03-01-2006, 01:53 AM
Agree with Glenn.... this thread seems awfully familiar...

you gotta do better then that to get bashed by me. As it stands now you still ain't worthy of a roast. Try posting something with some knowledge or some wit or something, then get back at me.

Don't flatter yourself. It really didn't ruin my day that I wasn't mentioned in your "attack everyone worth my time" thread. You can get back to posting about how shitty and fucked up the world is and try and draw more attention to yourself with an original thread like this.

GotCrotty?
03-01-2006, 02:13 AM
This being my first post in about a month:

I wanted to say, Hey Koolaid, great job creating your own thread, its fascinating to see your new ideas at work.

I've noticed that you have become one of the least popular posters on this board due to your "Fuck the world" bullshit approach.

Your attempt at humor is more disgusting than a Greg Ostertag and Star Jones porno.

Don't you have anymore antidepressants to be popping and bullshit I hate life stories to be telling?

You are wasting the terrordomes precious space with weak bullshit like this.

Koolaid
03-03-2006, 08:01 PM
This being my first post in about a month:

I wanted to say, Hey Koolaid, great job creating your own thread, its fascinating to see your new ideas at work.

no idea original, it's never what you do but how it's done.

I'm a hip hop kid. This is a hip hop move. I 'sampled' your wack ass thread and made it good. If it wasn't for my thread your weak shit would be lost and forgotten by now. you should thank me, bitch.



I've noticed that you have become one of the least popular posters on this board due to your "Fuck the world" bullshit approach.

good! I don't like them anyways.




Your attempt at humor is more disgusting than a Greg Ostertag and Star Jones porno.

But that attempt at humor isn't disgusting? Who is it that satisfies you? Ostertag or Star Jones? Since your humor isn't disgusting to yourself.



Don't you have anymore antidepressants to be popping and bullshit I hate life stories to be telling?

Yeah actually got a whole shitload, is this a request or something?


You are wasting the terrordomes precious space with weak bullshit like this.

finally got something right. Had I known this would bring you back... wouldn't have posted it.

DennyMcLain
03-03-2006, 08:18 PM
PWNED!!!!!

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/2755/brucepwned28gu.gif

Cross
03-04-2006, 03:50 AM
LMFAO

Anthony
03-04-2006, 05:23 PM
Koolaid sucks at life.

Taymelo
03-04-2006, 06:07 PM
The only thing I've seen that comes close to as good as this thread is Anthony's sig.

But its close.


THE FANS OF DETROYET ARE #1 AND ORLANDO #15 OR #23 OR THIS!!!

Although if Koolaid sampled from GotCrotty, then Anthony sampled from Anchielo who I believe sampled from MOLA1, who I believe sampled from Ali G.

MOLA1
03-05-2006, 10:22 AM
The only thing I've seen that comes close to as good as this thread is Anthony's sig.

But its close.


THE FANS OF DETROYET ARE #1 AND ORLANDO #15 OR #23 OR THIS!!!

Although if Koolaid sampled from GotCrotty, then Anthony sampled from Anchielo who I believe sampled from MOLA1, who I believe sampled from Ali G.Nope. I've had that character before Ali came out.
His name is Fliepoon Jet. His brother is Anchiello.

Koolaid
03-07-2006, 02:09 AM
Koolaid sucks at life.

Anthony sucks at his little brother's bed in a pair of tweety bird slippers.

Glenn
06-02-2006, 02:47 PM
I wonder what happened to Koolaid?

I don't see Sun Tzu Machiavelli in the member list, either.

Darth Thanatos
06-02-2006, 03:03 PM
That fagbag koolaid forgot about me.

Anthony
06-02-2006, 05:21 PM
fagbag......ROFLMAO!

Darth Thanatos
06-02-2006, 07:22 PM
This comming from someone who named themselves after a nasty drink made popular by poor ass blacks?

I'm sorry, but.....

ROFLMFAO

TK
06-05-2006, 09:23 AM
I have still yet to be shat upon in this thread.

For this I am sad.

Glenn
06-05-2006, 09:25 AM
I have still yet to be shat upon in this thread.

For this I am sad.

I haikuwned you in the haiku thread, that might make you feel better.