I'm sick of all this Chuck Norris bullshit. Steven Segal in "Hard to Kill" came out of a coma he was in for several years and started kicking ass the next day.

Them's fightin' words..........

Has Chuck Norris ever been in a coma? I think not.

Game. Set. Match

segal is a man of many emotions
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to get the young people caught on chuck norris. here's a helpful guide

http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/2006/01/top_30_chuck_no.php

Steven Segal is a fat bitch. Tell him where I'm at. I'd destroy him.

No talent ass clown motherfuckin piece of shit.[/code]

Jet Li makes Chuck Norris and Steven Segal look like 5 year old school girls. Chuck Norris hasn't been relevant since the '80's. All you Chuck Norris slappies just let it go. The man is a shadow of his former self.

Jet Li makes Chuck Norris and Steven Segal look like 5 year old school girls. Chuck Norris hasn't been relevant since the '80's. All you Chuck Norris slappies just let it go. The man is a shadow of his former self.
bruce lee owns them all and their children's children.

http://brucelee.m6blog.m6.fr/images/medium_12176025.jpg

he makes women fight for the right to suck his fuck.
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/t/tate/bruce%20lee%20and%20Sharon.jpg

Has Chuck Norris ever been in a coma? I think not.

Game. Set. Match

Has Chuck Norris ever bled? I think not.

Has Chuck Norris ever been in a coma? I think not.

Game. Set. Match

Has Chuck Norris ever bled?
Once
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"cueing the misplaced enter the dragon theme that doesnt apply to this movie"

My sister's godfather had a restaurant in the area and Chuck Norris came in (This was like a dozen years ago) cause he was promoting some movie at the star johnr theater. Anyway, he got an autographed picture of Chuck.

Seagal is actually a legit black belt in both aikido and kenjitsu and is revered among much of the asian martial arts community. He used to teach aikido in Tokyo and is generally considered a master of the art.

Chuck Norris was in dodgeball.

Walker, Texas Ranger-----Segal gets the nod by default

Poll?

To be fair, any poll should probably include this guy:

http://www.bonafideimg.com/uploads/damme_copy3541350.gif

Segal's fatass been riding the reputation of his belts too long. He AINT the same guy now. Chuck Norris could probally rip his heart out.

Norris doesn't even have a reputation to ride. Seriously, it wouldn't even be funny if the two fought. Seagal is a grandmaster in Tokyo. Norris sells shitty excercise machines.

To be fair, any poll should probably include this guy:

http://www.bonafideimg.com/uploads/damme_copy3541350.gif

I'm really not sure why, but every time I see that, I get a little bit angrier inside.

Segal would eat up Chuck Norris and spit him out.

You guys are comparing a god to a man. I hope to God that Chuck Norris isn't a poster on this thread, because if he reads this we could be witnessing the beginning of the apocalypse.

At the same time, if Norris sees this, Segal doesn't have much time left on this earth....

http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/3172580damme20dance.jpg

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FTW!!! [smilie=karate.gif]

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yea this fat fuck looks threatening.
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/1807/seagal_2_fat.jpg

Favorite steven segal movie. Executive decision. He actually died in it [smilie=2thumbsup.g:

On who can kick who's ass...



Segal < Norris < Ong Bak < Van Damme < Chan

On who can kick who's ass...



Segal < Norris < Ong Bak < Van Damme < Chan

Segal < Norris < Ong Bak < Van Damme < Chan < Jet Li < Bruce Lee < God < Ditka

Segal < Norris < Ong Bak < Jet Li < Van Damme < Chan < Bruce Lee < God < Dumars

You'd put Van Damme ahead of Tony Jaa(aka ong bak)? Bullshit.
http://photos.imageevent.com/mercone/jetliwallpaper2004/icons/TONY%20JAA%20TROY%20MCCLEARY05.jpg
http://www.janisheck.com/images/uploads/tonyjaa_kick.jpg
yess he actually kicked the ball.

You didn't even put Jason Maxielle on the list?

You'd put Van Damme ahead of Tony Jaa(aka ong bak)? Bullshit.
http://photos.imageevent.com/mercone/jetliwallpaper2004/icons/TONY%20JAA%20TROY%20MCCLEARY05.jpg
http://www.janisheck.com/images/uploads/tonyjaa_kick.jpg
yess he actually kicked the ball.Bak is a garbage no talent assclown.

Hmmm Bruce's daughter hasnt done much. but she moves up the list on reputation alone.
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http://www.dcphoto.com/images/ma/S_Lee/981029a.jpg
http://www.mylesmatisse.com/images/shannonl2.jpg
Its rumored that she gave up movies after she accidentally killed all her costars with the wind from her kicks. Or so the legend goes. [smilie=anxious.gif]

You'd put Van Damme ahead of Tony Jaa(aka ong bak)? Bullshit.
http://photos.imageevent.com/mercone/jetliwallpaper2004/icons/TONY%20JAA%20TROY%20MCCLEARY05.jpg
http://www.janisheck.com/images/uploads/tonyjaa_kick.jpg
yess he actually kicked the ball.Bak is a garbage no talent assclown.
You're crazy. If a street cat invented a kung fu style, it would be muy thai. that shit is gangsta.

This fool can do as many flips as he wants. He'll still get kicked
in the grill and drop like a no talent assclown. He might be a good
acrobat, but so is Mary Lou Retton and she'll get dropped too.
Maybe he should try Circ de Soleil or whatever it's called.

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This fool can do as many flips as he wants. He'll still get kicked
in the grill and drop like a no talent assclown. He might be a good
acrobat, but so is Mary Lou Retton and she'll get dropped too.
Maybe he should try Circ de Soleil or whatever it's called.
Are we talking about Jay Z Taking Tai bo? [smilie=anxious.gif]

Hmmm Van Damme cant even dance and still thinks tight pants are rugged manly. [smilie=2thumbsup.g: Not to mention he relies on jumping and screaming at his opponent more than anyone. With his cheap imitation of Bruce Lee constipation look. [smilie=arrgh.jpg]

http://www.jcvandamme.net/EN/VanDamme2.GIF

I'd love to see an Ong Bak vs Van Damme fight.

Ong's garbage. That movie was fucking horrible.

Van Damme's movies all involve street fighting competitions. HOW FUCKING LAME. Segal is the man of the people fighting thugs and criminals such as MOLA.

Van Damme's movies all involve street fighting competitions.

And street dancing sometimes too.

The dude in The Quest (a Van Damme Movie) that plays the fighter from Spain,
who is also the same guy in Double Impact (another Van Damme flick) who wore
the spurs on his boots and sliced necks up >>>>> Everyone mentioned in this thread.