Seemed like a lot of trouble going on downtown tonight. I just got back and it wasn't pretty.(maybe it was just my experience) The shuttle system they had going was an absolute joke. You literally couldn't walk more than 10 feet without seeing a cop most of the night yet they expected a handful of workers to control the thousands of people in line waiting to get back on the buses to go home at 2. a.m.

I was in line for just over an hour and seen at least 5 skirmishes because of the lack of line control and all the people line jumping. It seemed very, very close to escalating into something further the whole time I was in line.

When we finally got to the front of the line, our bus driver said he was on a break unless someone gave him $20.00 to make his trip worthwhile. I just wanted to get home so I gave the fucker $20.00. Than for whatever reason, there were only about 20 people on the bus, even though they were packing 50 on all the others and there was still a huge line. And of course, we're not leaving until the bus is filled. We look out the window and there was a near riot. The windows were kind of hard to see out of so we really couldn't see exactly what was happening. I was right in front and saw this middle aged guy get blasted up side the head as he was boarding the bus. I jumped out and did some flying maneuver that I haven't quite found a name for yet to get this punk kid off of a 50 year old man and also got drilled upside the head by someone else. Luckily I did get a hit in beforehand but all of a sudden, I'm pretty much face to face with 4 guys already dazed from being hit.

My brother and best friend were on the bus but by this time the damn bus driver had closed and locked the doors and wouldn't let them off. Luckily some people in line had the balls to step in and make sure nothing further occurred. Of course they wouldn't let me back on the bus because apparently in saving a 50 year old man from a beatdown, I did something wrong

After I asked where all the cops were, I was told that there was a shooting just a half mile down the road which would explain why, cops were flying up and down the roads a little while earlier but I haven't heard anything about it since.

So after paying $22.00 for a bus ride I got kicked off of and $67.00 for a cab ride, I am now home. Of course, my girlfriends pissed at me and my eye is swollen shut but at least I can finally go to bed.

Good Night, hope you all had a better time than me.

Wow, that's fucking awful!
I'm glad you're ok though.

So you're $89 worse off?

That sucks but I'm sure the old guy you helped is happy about it.

And people wonder why I hate people.

Fuckers are lucky I'm not allowed to carry a gun otherwise people would be getting shot every 5 minutes.

I had a fucking riot downtown last night. Then again...I have a parking pass, lol.

I had a fucking riot downtown last night. Then again...I have a parking pass, lol.
yea, warning to all tourists of the city. dont do the shuttle. i dont know a person who lives "in" the city that does the shuttle. actually i can find a free parking space within a 2-5 block radius. cheaper and better walk with a kenn eye and a Lil' patience IMO.

In fact in all my years in detroit. i've only paid for downtown parking 3 times.

I got hit in the eye at a bar last night by a nazi-skinhead-tattooed up jokester. He then got ushered out by his boys only to show back up a half hour later with a knife. Such is life at the bar...

I got hit in the eye at a bar last night by a nazi-skinhead-tattooed up jokester. He then got ushered out by his boys only to show back up a half hour later with a knife. Such is life at the bar...
ummm what Bar? and did you have enough to buy a fifth of the most potent liquor they got to smash on his head then hit him with the lighter?

LOL@Downtown Detroit.

I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

OR

Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

I like those options.

Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.

I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

OR

Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

I like those options.

Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.
i've heard Aussie folks are solid bar drinkers and fighters. is this true?

I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

OR

Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

I like those options.

Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.

They use guns here.

I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

OR

Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

I like those options.

Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.

They use guns here.


I'm laughing so hard right now....

I like the cue ball in a t-shirt.

I heard the 8 ball worked better.

It does, it's bigger, but you usually have your hand near the cue while playing.

The ball in a shirt? Just one ball? How small are your shirts?

A ball in a sock is a great weapon and while fuckers might carry a gun the guy has to grab it before you clock him with the cue.

Chances are I'll knock your ass out before you even reach it.

And yes Gutz: Aussies drink a lot of good beer (not the Foster's shit we export) and can fight.

The cue has never failed me and as long as it has a winning record we're cool.

Can't dispute a 7-0 record, can you?

remind me to never go into a bar Pharaoh or MOLA1 are in. I cant handle that shit.

The ball in a shirt? Just one ball? How small are your shirts?

A ball in a sock is a great weapon and while fuckers might carry a gun the guy has to grab it before you clock him with the cue.

Chances are I'll knock your ass out before you even reach it.

And yes Gutz: Aussies drink a lot of good beer (not the Foster's shit we export) and can fight.

The cue has never failed me and as long as it has a winning record we're cool.

Can't dispute a 7-0 record, can you?
In a shirt. Put the ball in the shirt. Twist it up,
connect both ends and you have a fucking MACE. Enjoy!

Too tough to take off your shoe and all that shit.
This is quick and easy. Otherwise, one shirt with
a ball in it and a pool cue in the other hand and you're a warrior.

I like that - although I don't get out as much as I used to and don't usually take my shirt off before I drill some dumb cunt in the head.

But whatever works for you M1.

Good to see I'm not the only guy that can crack skulls on here.

AG - you've got it twisted all wrong.

You should only go into a bar if we're there. That way when shit goes down you know you'll be walking out, not carried out.

I usually don't use weapons at all but if something's there, it's there.

I usually dodge and then either deliver a knockout punch,
a nice kick to the face or just break the arm that they swung at me.

Oh yeah, I only use if I have to.

You don't need to all the time but when a guy has a broken bottle in his hand you can bet your sack his head is meeting the pool cue real quick.

Or you could trip him and slam his head in to the pool table and
shove his bottle in to his face and show him what death looks like.

Then pull it away and go get another drink at the bar.

Yeah, I always like to go to the bar when I've finished smashing someone.

Everyone gets out of the way and I seem to get served a lot quicker than usual.

I wonder why that is lol

We need a new thread:

Bar Fights with M1 and Pharaoh:

Surviving a Bar Fight: The Essential Guide

I had a fucking riot downtown last night. Then again...I have a parking pass, lol.
yea, warning to all tourists of the city. dont do the shuttle. i dont know a person who lives "in" the city that does the shuttle. actually i can find a free parking space within a 2-5 block radius. cheaper and better walk with a kenn eye and a Lil' patience IMO.

In fact in all my years in detroit. i've only paid for downtown parking 3 times.

It was ridiculous. I figured there wouldn't be any parking available but there was. I would have gladly dropped $20.00 to park but I didn't think we'd be able to find anything.

Don't get me wrong, I did have a great time for most of the night and yes I am basically out $100.00 bucks and have a nice shiner (hurts like a bitch but certainly isn't the first one I've ever had) but other than that I'm fine. Pharaoh is right though, this is why I dislike people as well. Cutting in line in front of people who have waited over an hour and than hitting a 50 year old man because he said something to you about what you were doing? Give me a damn break. It would have been nice to have at least one cop in that general area but apparently there was, in fact, a shooting outside the Red Square Night Club on Woodward. Not sure why it takes every cop in the city to handle that though.

This had the possibility of escalating into something really bad but thankfully it didn't. Waking up this morning, I'm kinda glad that my brother and friend couldn't get off the bus. No telling what would have happened.

I'll tell you what would have happened:

You, the old guy, your bro and the friend would have been like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalpyse and fucked all them cunts up.

Bats, pool cues, tire irons, benches - there's a lot of shit to use on the street.

Skulls getting smashed, women crying, girls screaming, men dying...

4 guys bathing in blood! That's the shit.

Or they other guys could have pulled out weapons and somebody would be dead or in the hospital.

That situation is on the cops. They should have been there and nothing would have happened. I mean you could have had 90% of the cops on duty head to the shooting and the other 10% could have stayed where they were supposed to be and their visibility alone would have very likely stopped any shenanigans before they started.

Pharaoh just doesn't understand America and how everyone rolls with guns. You just can't start shit like that.

Trust you guys to think I was actually serious.

I can fight but I'm not Jet Li - 4 on 20 is shitty odds

I'm really gonna have to work hard to shed this Serious label, aren't I?

LOL@ Pharoah and M1. I love this place!