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Cross
01-31-2006, 06:41 PM
Among the people i hate, i think i hate people of this country the most. Why? Because Koreans love this fucking shithole of a country so fucking much. First team to 3 wins, mother fucker. Here goes.

Koreans are too fucking proud of this tiny fucking piece of shit peninsula. Lets get the fucking facts straight. We shouldn't be fucking proud, cause we suck ass. Fuck. I hear a bunch of bullshit from people who claim "Korea, land of the fucking morning calm. We can kick Japan, Singapore, China, and the United States' ass, anyday." Well, let us take the facts into consideration. Here you go.

http://xa2.xanga.com/33e817f50961831660573/b22050442.jpg
Korea, clearly a country with a tiny wang.

For comparison's sake, i even outlined some other countries: The United States, India, Japan, China, and Austrailia. North Korea doesn't count because their dictator is a faggot, and they dont count as a country. Either way, just look at us. Comparing South Korea with these countries is like me comparing the size of my balls with my bed (With, ofcourse, favor on the side of my nuts).
Eric: 1, Korea: 0.

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Then comes this mother-fucking dickweed:

http://x5f.xanga.com/9e3b0a2300d3331656906/b22047746.jpg

This man did a good job in humilating Korea and breaking the pride of many. Thanks, but...

Get the fuck back to your fucking cave you pitiful slice of cock. The only cloning that will ever happen is when i clone multiple copies of you so i can proceed on beating the shit out of you, over and over again. Maybe then, you'll get your fucking stem-cells to grow back your dick after i hang it in my trophy room, Fucker.

No further explanation needed. 2 - 0.

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And here comes game-point. My final attempt at proving Korea is a crock full of shit for today.

Koreans are assholes. Damn it, just look at me, i'm a fine example! Today, i was hailing a fucking cab on my way home, and some asshole suddenly jumps into the cab that i fucking hailed. Without saying anything, as soon as the taxi stops, he runs ahead, pushes me away, and rides the taxi to speed away. That mother fucker, if i wasn't too tired at that time, i would have fucking grabbed him by his nuts and yanked on them until they burst. So after this asshole stole my fucking taxi, i literally waited for 6 minutes, waiting for another taxi. So then i'm in the taxi, and the driver asks, "You mind if i light a cigarette?" Normally, i would have let him, but because i was able to make assumptions that he was an asshole with my outstanding logic, i told him that smoking kills and he better quit that shit. Damn it felt good to deter that mother fucker. He should be thanking me anyway, i should get a medal.

So that's 3 to 0. Hat trick assholes.


Just out of spite, i hope Korea loses the first game we play in this year's World Cup. That should help these shit-fucks shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I'm a dick, i know.

Right off xanga, fuck i hate people

Black Dynamite
01-31-2006, 06:58 PM
Cross you might wanna tell this to Korea. We are all baffled to your complaint outside of possibly maybe Matt. All i know is they got some great movies coming out of Korea and that Leader Kim is in hiding. Excuse my diplomatic ignorance.

Cross
01-31-2006, 09:07 PM
So he's hiding lol.

They do have some decent movies but once you come into this place, it's hell.

Most foreigners would love to leave this place. The school i attend to, is an international school. You were guaranteed a 2 year contract and after that you could leave. The teachers that want to stay longer are welcomed. Guess what, only 10% of the teachers have stayed here for 3 or more years.

UncleCliffy
01-31-2006, 09:14 PM
I've been reading more about Korea/Korean than the Pistons. Please make a Korea forum.

GotCrotty?
02-01-2006, 12:09 AM
So I attempted reading a large portion of this topic, and I just couldn't quite grasp as to what is being discussed, and why it is relevant, and why I care?

So I came up with a conclusion that this in no way shape or form relates to me, therefore, I won't waste the time of trying to make sense of it.

GotCrotty?
02-01-2006, 12:09 AM
And in related news:

I hate people too.

MOLA1
02-01-2006, 12:20 AM
http://chicago.comcastsportsnet.com/images/content/bulls/yao29.jpg

CindyKate
02-03-2006, 03:58 PM
half a host of Worldcup Soccer 2002
=4th place finish for Korea

Korea owns everybody. Know what I mean?