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Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 09:17 PM
FOR BEING A CRACKHEAD
http://www.nba.com/news/andersen_060127.html


Birdman Suspended For Two Years
27th January, 2006 - 7:26 pm
Press Release - The NBA announced today that Chris Andersen of the New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets has been dismissed and disqualified from the league for violating the terms of the Anti-Drug Program agreed to by the NBA and the National Basketball Players Association.
http://realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/profiles/photos/2006/Anderson_Chris_noh.jpg
A veteran player such as Andersen who is dismissed from the league under the Anti-Drug Program cannot apply for reinstatement for at least two years.

The NBA, NBA teams, and the Players Association are prohibited from publicly disclosing information regarding the testing or treatment of any NBA player under the Anti-Drug Program, other than to announce a player's suspension or dismissal from the league.

The drugs on that list are amphetamine and its analogs, which include methamphetamine; cocaine; LSD; opiates, including heroin, codeine and morphine; and PCP.

Andersen has not previously been suspended for steroid use.

Hornets owner George Shinn released the following statement:

"All aspects of the NBA's Anti-Drug Program are kept confidential as part of the Collective Bargaining Agreement. However, we can say that we were obviously disappointed and saddened to hear that Chris has been dismissed from the league. On behalf of his teammates, coaches and the entire organization, we wish him well and hope he learns from this experience."
This has to be the longest suspension ever.

the wrath of diddy
01-27-2006, 09:21 PM
Roy Tarpley got banned for life.

LMFAO @ calling anything involving Chris Anderson "breaking news".

Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 09:33 PM
The breaking news was a joke you brain dead fart sucker.

Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 09:33 PM
And who in the fucking world is Roy Tarpley?

Varsity
01-27-2006, 09:34 PM
Steroids?

UncleCliffy
01-27-2006, 09:43 PM
LOL@not knowing who Roy Tarpley is.

Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 09:44 PM
Methane or some shit like that.

Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 09:45 PM
LOL@not knowing who Roy Tarpley is. [smilie=baby.gif]

D's Nuts
01-27-2006, 10:30 PM
He is kicked out, not suspended. He has to apply for reinstatement in 2 years.

What a douche.

PS- 'The Birdman' might be the worst nickname ever.

Black Dynamite
01-27-2006, 10:41 PM
legit link
http://www.nba.com/news/andersen_060127.html

Anthony
01-27-2006, 10:47 PM
LMAO!@ligit link.

Cross
01-27-2006, 10:53 PM
LMAO!@ligit link.

legit

Birdman...WTF?

Fool
01-27-2006, 11:08 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2308918


According to the league's collective bargaining agreement, a player can only be disqualified for a fourth positive test for performance-enhancing drugs, or a first positive test for "drugs of abuse."

The drugs on that list are amphetamine and its analogs, which include methamphetamine; cocaine; LSD; opiates, including heroin, codeine and morphine; and PCP.

UncleCliffy
01-27-2006, 11:14 PM
Does it really surprise anyoone that he's a druggie?

Cross
01-27-2006, 11:21 PM
Well he did suck last year in the dunk contest

Koolaid
01-27-2006, 11:27 PM
the guy looks like he gets wasted all the time.

anyways, Looking at the policy I think they have it backwards. If you got caught using a performance enhancing drug you should get the boot right away. I don't understand why a player would be punished more for using heroin then steroids. In society i could follow the logic, in the nba it odesn't make any sense though.

b-diddy
01-28-2006, 11:23 AM
you can get banned 2 years for taking a pain killer?

I LOVE THE COCAINE! I LOVE THE COCAINE!

stern should add coke to his diet. he would lose weight.

BigggChris04
01-29-2006, 12:10 AM
http://realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/profiles/photos/2006/Anderson_Chris_noh.jpg
That pic is halarious
...
Maybe that explains why he did so horrible in the Dunk Contest last year
Cuz he was high

Koolaid
01-29-2006, 01:10 AM
Maybe that explains why he did so horrible in the Dunk Contest last year
Cuz he was high

he didn't give up either!

he definitely showed that he was as persistant as a basehead. (ever have a fiend ask for a dollar?)

BigggChris04
01-30-2006, 10:37 AM
Do try to dunk when your high
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/WXS18001280525.jpg

Cross
01-31-2006, 03:22 AM
Can someone tell me why Andersen is called the birdman?

Glenn
01-31-2006, 06:50 AM
Can someone tell me why Andersen is called the birdman?

Maybe "cokehead" was already taken?