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Glenn
01-27-2006, 10:51 AM
Since I've watched basketball the last 3 nights and am going to again tonight, I agreed to go see a flick with the wife tomorrow afternoon.

She's given me two options to pick from, and I told her I'd decide today.

Brokeback Mountain or Underworld: Evolution.

This should be an easy choice right?

gay cowboys v. hot vampire chicks

Or am I missing something?

TK
01-27-2006, 10:52 AM
Since I've watched basketball the last 3 nights and am going to again tonight, I agreed to go see a flick with the wife tomorrow afternoon.

She's given me two options to pick from, and I told her I'd decide today.

Brokeback Mountain or Underworld: Evolution.

This should be an easy choice right?

gay cowboys v. hot vampire chicks

Or am I missing something?

You really need to seek advice to make this decision?

Glenn
01-27-2006, 10:58 AM
I guess not, swat this.

She's trying to sell me on Brokeback Mountain because of all the awards that it has been winning.

Fool
01-27-2006, 10:59 AM
Find a theatre that is still playing Syriana.

The only reason to see the cowboy movie is because the theatre will be empty so you can "fool around" (as the kids say) with less chance of being caught (no way the guy ushers are going to come in to check during this movie).

Glenn
01-27-2006, 11:02 AM
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808640591/details


Underworld: Evolution continues the saga of war between the aristocratic Death Dealers and the barbaric Lycans (werewolves). The film traces the beginnings of the ancient feud between the two tribes as Selene (Kate Beckinsale), the vampire heroine, and Michael (Scott Speedman), the lycan hybrid, try to unlock the secrets of their bloodlines. The tale of action, intrigue and forbidden love takes them into the battle to end all wars as the immortals must finally face their retribution.

Genres: Suspense/Horror

Release Date: January 20th, 2006 (wide)

MPAA Rating: R for pervasive strong violence and gore, some sexuality/nudity and language.

I'm sold, suicide swat.

Pharaoh
01-27-2006, 11:04 AM
GD - you cannot be serious.

If your wife wants to see Buttfuck Mountain then tell her to go with her girlfriends.

If you have to go to the movies with her Underworld is the only option.

I'm starting to think you are seriously under the thumb GD. Who wears the pants in your home?

Glenn
01-27-2006, 11:05 AM
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/phf-aagk184.gif

Glenn
01-27-2006, 11:08 AM
GD - you cannot be serious.

If your wife wants to see Buttfuck Mountain then tell her to go with her girlfriends.

If you have to go to the movies with her Underworld is the only option.

I'm starting to think you are seriously under the thumb GD. Who wears the pants in your home?

As I explained, this was a barter of sorts.

I'm watching 4 straight nights of basketball on the main TV, and in the spirit of cooperation, I have agreed to go see a movie that she picks out. She's actually doing me a favor letting me pick between the two.

Wait until you get married. You'll see how much easier life is when you negotiate things as opposed to going the "my way or the highway" route.

I wear the pants in our house.



Also she tells me which ones to wear

Pharaoh
01-27-2006, 11:41 AM
Wait until I get married?

I have a fiance and we've lived together for 6 years.

I barter deals, too. Got to.

I guess I'm just better at it than you.

Artis Gilmore
01-27-2006, 05:12 PM
Glenn's married?

Black Dynamite
01-27-2006, 05:31 PM
Glenn's married?
Glenn could ne your father.

Though i can see why he left you for another family. and yes i'm kidding