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TK
01-26-2006, 12:56 PM
Virtual Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Players: as many as you can squeeze around a table, in teams of two.

Needs: a table, chairs, and a shitload of marshmallows.

Teammate A sits at the table, and Teammate B places his face on the table's edge, close to Teammate A, mouth open.

Impartial third party opens up a bag of marshmallows and dumps it's contents onto the table.

Teammate A shovels as many marshmallows he can into Teammate B's mouth. Most marshmallows jammed in Teammate B's mouth in a 60 second timeframe wins!

Should I trademark it?

Fool
01-26-2006, 12:59 PM
Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

TK
01-26-2006, 01:00 PM
Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Don't forget the spicy broken noses!

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:03 PM
Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

TK
01-26-2006, 01:06 PM
Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

Therein lies the hilarity!

Glenn
01-26-2006, 01:07 PM
Sounds kinda gay to me (NTTIAWWT).

Why not just have them cut to the chase and blow each other instead?

It would happen eventually anyhow.

These are your friends, right?

TK
01-26-2006, 01:15 PM
These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

http://www.firstandinches.com/dev_forums/Smileys/classic/stuburn.gif

Train Wreck
01-26-2006, 05:52 PM
These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

http://www.firstandinches.com/dev_forums/Smileys/classic/stuburn.gif

Don't worry TK, he does it to me too.

TK
01-27-2006, 08:33 AM
These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

http://www.firstandinches.com/dev_forums/Smileys/classic/stuburn.gif

Don't worry TK, he does it to me too.

So YOU'RE his sick Aunt?

[smilie=angryfire.g:

Fool
01-27-2006, 10:32 AM
Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

I don't know, I've never had a problem "hitting the target" while drunk.

Pharaoh
01-27-2006, 11:35 AM
LMFAO - did anyone else think of the Simpsons after reading the first post?

Can't even remember how it comes up but in one episode Homer turns around and actually says "Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos".

Vinny
01-27-2006, 01:50 PM
It's right after the commercial for Mr. Plow comes on at 3 in the morning.


Homer: "And now...we play...the Waiting Game...."

tictoctictoc....

Homer: "The waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!!!"

Black Dynamite
01-27-2006, 01:58 PM
damn i might have to pop in the simpsons dvd.

Pharaoh
01-27-2006, 09:31 PM
It's right after the commercial for Mr. Plow comes on at 3 in the morning.


Homer: "And now...we play...the Waiting Game...."

tictoctictoc....

Homer: "The waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!!!"

That's it - makes me lol every time