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Unibomber
01-26-2006, 12:18 AM
This is a post copied from another thread about my hanging out with Linh about a week ago:

That's right, this thread is being bumped back up. Nice new developments have occurred.

I had just returned home from hanging out at my friend's (short fat Korean kid) house and was sitting down to watch ESPN when I get a phone call. Linh was on the other line, wanting to hang out with me. I told her I still wanted to go to the play (which I later would do), but I'd like to hang out with her for a little while. So I refreshed my applied deodorant, popped in a couple mints, put on a belt for a change, put the dog in his pen and headed for her house.

She gives me a phone call on the way to her house. Basically she told me that her and her boyfriend were fighting a lot lately, mostly over her hanging out with friends while she would patiently wait for him while he was with his friends. She told me that she'd wait AT HIS HOUSE for him to show up until it was time to go to school the next day. That's just messed up, and I let her know that.

Once I pull up in her driveway she comes right to the car. Her outfit of choice is by far more modest than she wears normally. Undershirt, low-cut top, and her usual denim jacket, combining for a fair amount of cleavage, which she actually has. She also wore jeans (a rarity) and flip flops because Oregon girls still believe in their hearts that they live in Cali. She also left her contacts at home, which was good in my opinion.

We head to a mall in downtown Salem because her boyfriend is at the mall closest to her house and she doesn't want a confrontation and doesn't want to be seen with me. So we head for downtown. Within a few minutes, my brother (who I'll refer to as little PNF) calls and says he needs a ride home from swimming practice. Linh doesn't mind that we give him one, so I turn around and head for my high school.

On the way there, Linh gives me a wonderfully detailed account of her struggles. First of all, her grades have absolutely suffered because she skips school very nearly every day to hang out with her friends or hang out with her boyfriend. She also told me that she doesn't do her homework, bringing her grades down further. In addition, her boyfriend and her constantly fight about her hanging out with other people and him also hanging out with other people. Furthermore, she's kinda letting herself go a bit. She wanted to go to Oregon State University, but her grades are too bad to apply, and she hasn't yet applied to a college. (More than likely, she'll end up at Chemeketa Community College, which is about six blocks from her house.) She also admitted to me that she's letting herself go a bit in terms of weight and doesn't plan on dieting in the near future. She kept talking about how she has a ton of stress, but she takes each individual stress for what it is and tries not to blow it out of proportion.

We get to the school, only we have to wait for little PNF. So Linh takes the time to call her boyfriend (no answer) and her boyfriend's sister to see what was up. After she hung up, she said four words I could barely believe: "I love my boyfriend." I said that, while she may love him, he's being a bitch for treating her like he has. Only, she doesn't seem to care.

Little PNF finds us and then we leave. On the way out, Linh asks little PNF if he has a girlfriend (he does not) and laughed at the possibility that he may have a girlfriend before I do. (I want to smack her, but instead just tell her exactly how difficult it is to actually get what I want. She told me to look at girls from other schools. Evidently, there's no real connection being made.) Then she tells me that she saw the show "Beauty and the Geek" and thinks that one day, maybe I'll get my first kiss from a real hot supermodel. (Ya hear that, Derek?)

We drop off little PNF, say hi to my mom, then leave. I try to go into more detail about why her grades slipped and that she may want to stop it. She told me that while she understands stuff, she's too lazy to act upon it. Great. Wonderful attitude.

We make a stop at the Dairy Queen where she works so that she can pick up a check and pay for food (she told me that since I paid for her in Portland, she'd pay for mine). We got a blizzard for her, a blizzard for me, and a 4-piece chicken basket for the boyfriend. On the way to his house (You here that, Wizzle? I know where her boyfriend lives. Who wants to commit arson?), Linh tells me about how she'll wait for literally days to see her boyfriend and how their arguments will leave her reduced to tears and throwing things and screaming. But she always followed with the fact that she still loves him. I told her she's better than this, and she's a good person, and she said, "That's what my boyfriend tells me every night." Kill me. Then she calls her boyfriend's sister to warn her of her arrival.

I find his house without I problem, fail to obtain a goodbye hug ("I don't want him to see me and get jealous," she claims), and watch as another petite Asian girl lets her into the house. Following that, my night got kinda crazy, but that's all that needs to be said.

In conclusion...wow. You don't want to save someone who doesn't want to be saved. And I'm not gonna be the beaten puppy chasing after a beaten puppy.

Black Dynamite
01-26-2006, 12:27 AM
you asked for everything you got my son. unless she disses you outright, i see you're just not gonna move on right away. good luck kicking yourself in the nuts while her friend practices her head giving skillz on someone else. [smilie=amish.gif]
my recomendation now is that you are a worthless fuck at the moment(no offense in that being said). you must get your grades right and go to college in florida, georgia, texas, california, or Michigan state "get laid easy" university. high school is over for you. you are obsessed with the wrong things and the only cure is college.

Glenn
01-26-2006, 07:47 AM
I think we may have found one of our first guest bloggers.

TK
01-26-2006, 08:28 AM
That was best huge story I never read! Props!

Fool
01-26-2006, 08:55 AM
I think we should ban PNF.

TK
01-26-2006, 09:02 AM
I think we should ban PNF.

The only objection I would have to this is if the above story isn't filled with sappy fawning over a chick he'll never even date.

Artermis
01-26-2006, 10:04 AM
WTF why are you even alive still. I see a TV report in the future of you going on a killing spree.

You need to go get a hooker and get some, not waste your time on a typical stupid bitch.

This girl has trailer park written all over her. I love him even though he beats the crap out of me....it is because he drinks and I can CHANNNNNNNNNNGEEEEEEE him.

God I want to come and kick you in the nuts and bitch slap her.


Art

TK
01-26-2006, 10:23 AM
Art is my new favorite poster.

DennyMcLain
01-26-2006, 10:35 AM
I've got two words for you, PNF...


TOM

LEYKIS.

UncleCliffy
01-26-2006, 10:47 AM
Oh my god is Tom Leykis still alive?

Fool
01-26-2006, 10:49 AM
If you count his life as "being alive." Then yes.

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 12:37 PM
I think we should ban PNF.

Eh...I pretty much posted this for you guys to take shots at me. Do what you wish.

Her friend, BTW, is coming over today. We'll see what happens.

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 12:56 PM
I think we should ban PNF.

Eh...I pretty much posted this for you guys to take shots at me. Do what you wish.

Her friend, BTW, is coming over today. We'll see what happens.

We already know what will happen.

1. You'll drive her to her boyfriend's house;

2. On the way, you'll be her shoulder to cry on;

3. She'll invite you into the bedroom with her and her boyfriend, and you'll think things are going to get kinda kinky;

4. She'll hand you a video camera, tell you about her and her boyfriend's dream to make a porno together, and have you sit in the corner, keep your mouth shut, and tape their "performance";

5. You'll go home and spank to thoughts of how cool it would be if only it was Linh that allowed you to tape her fucking her boyfriend.

If I'm right, I want a prize, or something.

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 01:00 PM
On the way out, Linh asks little PNF if he has a girlfriend (he does not) and laughed at the possibility that he may have a girlfriend before I do....

Then she tells me that she saw the show "Beauty and the Geek" and thinks that one day, maybe I'll get my first kiss from a real hot supermodel. (Ya hear that, Derek?) .

You see someone in need of saving.

I see someone with low self esteem using you (someone with lower self esteem) not as a shoulder to cry on, but as a punching bag to make herself feel good at your expense.

For the last fucking time, stop doing anything nice for this girl, whatsoever, at all, for the rest of your life.

You're like the world's best smiling doormat. Please walk all over me. I won't mind - - - - in fact, I'll drive you to your boyfriend's house if you agree to treat me like shit on the entire way there!!!

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:01 PM
I think we should ban PNF.

Eh...I pretty much posted this for you guys to take shots at me. Do what you wish.

Her friend, BTW, is coming over today. We'll see what happens.

We already know what will happen.

1. You'll drive her to her boyfriend's house;

2. On the way, you'll be her shoulder to cry on;

3. She'll invite you into the bedroom with her and her boyfriend, and you'll think things are going to get kinda kinky;

4. She'll hand you a video camera, tell you about her and her boyfriend's dream to make a porno together, and have you sit in the corner, keep your mouth shut, and tape their "performance";

5. You'll go home and spank to thoughts of how cool it would be if only it was Linh that allowed you to tape her fucking her boyfriend.

If I'm right, I want a prize, or something.

If that happens I will go so totally apeshit you'll have no choice but to ban me.

Black Dynamite
01-26-2006, 01:02 PM
I think we should ban PNF.

Eh...I pretty much posted this for you guys to take shots at me. Do what you wish.

Her friend, BTW, is coming over today. We'll see what happens.
i think you enjoy the verbal downings. from now on im gonna say that you are doing a great job and that eventually linh will see the light after several beatings and hardcore fuckings from her boyfriend. she will then complsin about him fucking her brains out too hard to you and ask for your soft touch.

years down the road when you're 30 and she's been horribly disfigured by a car accident. you will both get married and have kids. by then you will be a blazers fan by her request and only watch soap operas during the day.

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 01:08 PM
OK, I've got a dilemma. I can't figure out of PNF and his little brother are the brothers from Better Off Dead, or Can't Buy Me Love.

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020722/164859__better_off_dead_l.jpg

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/badger05.jpg

http://www.radio80.be/foto/films/cantbuymelove3.jpg

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:12 PM
I think we should ban PNF.

Eh...I pretty much posted this for you guys to take shots at me. Do what you wish.

Her friend, BTW, is coming over today. We'll see what happens.
i think you enjoy the verbal downings. from now on im gonna say that you are doing a great job and that eventually linh will see the light after several beatings and hardcore fuckings from her boyfriend. she will then complsin about him fucking her brains out too hard to you and ask for your soft touch.

years down the road when you're 30 and she's been horribly disfigured by a car accident. you will both get married and have kids. by then you will be a blazers fan by her request and only watch soap operas during the day.

[smilie=angryfire.g:

Linh no longer carries anything of value in my eyes. I'm gonna actually go to college, while she'll waste away in the same exact place. I'm not going to see her again, I'll find some other girls, and I'll be fine with that. I thought there was something there. Turns out she can put up one hell of a facade. Now I'll move on.

I was seriously considering just driving off without her at one point. But that was at my house, which I planned on returning to. So it didn't work.

Taymelo, I seriously don't think it's that big of a self-esteem issue, more of a self-confidence issue. I'm getting a bit better at that.

Glenn
01-26-2006, 01:14 PM
This thread has got to be considered for a goaltend at some point.

This is great reading!

Do you think this is a coincidence?


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Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:18 PM
This thread has got to be considered for a goaltend at some point.

This is great reading!

Do you think this is a coincidence?


In total there are 19 users online :: 8 Registered, 2 Hidden and 9 Guests

[smilie=confused.gi:

Glenn
01-26-2006, 01:19 PM
PNF,

Weren't you writing a book of some sort?

With this kind of popularity, WTF Publishing might want to talk to you about this.

Check your PMs.

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:20 PM
PNF,

Weren't you writing a book of some sort?

With this kind of popularity, WTF Publishing might want to talk to you about this.

Check your PMs.

Finished it. 35 pages on Microsoft Word. Gave it to my English teacher and he thought it was pretty good.

*checks PMs*

Black Dynamite
01-26-2006, 01:22 PM
most women suck at the facade. but your problem is that you want to believe she has something for you.


either talk all you want about moving on. but until one of these stories doesnt have a drive her around town cliff hanger. i believe nothing.

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 01:23 PM
Whoever said we need a PNF blog - I agree wholeheartedly.

It can be called: My Days As Brian, Watching Claire Danes Screw The Bad Boy, On My So Called Life

http://members.tripod.com/mscl_94/images/brian1.jpg http://dailyrefill.blogs.com/daily/images/mscl_4.jpg

TK
01-26-2006, 01:28 PM
If you guys keep posting in here, I'll feel obligated to read PNF's story.



don't make me do that.

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:29 PM
Thank you for the PM, Glenn. It warmed me right up.

Suck it, TK.

Glenn
01-26-2006, 01:40 PM
Added a poll.

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:42 PM
LOL.

BTW this never was in the OT forum.

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 01:45 PM
Added a poll.

To PNF, or to the thread?

(sorry, PNF)

Unibomber
01-26-2006, 01:51 PM
Added a poll.

To PNF, or to the thread?

(sorry, PNF)

It's the thread. Don't worry. [smilie=army.gif]

Artermis
01-26-2006, 02:41 PM
Thanks TK. You inspire me, so I hope you enjoy this.

PNF I need to know are you some ___ effeminate or what? I need a picture, so I can see if we should even save your sorry ass.

Rorschach
she will then complsin about him fucking her brains out too hard T his cannot happen, did you not read where HIS as in the boyfriend of Linh has an Asian sister, thus the BOYFRIEND is _________ and therefore they dont have dicks big enough to fuck anything hard. I mean did you miss that 60 minutes special where they provded the __________have the smallest dicks. It is genetic. Thus she already likes the soft touch, she just like him smacking her around to make up for his small penis.

PNF my advice, if you are ________, get a dick implant and fuck someone who has a big mouth so that word gets out. Linh will ask to touch it and when she does, smack her in the mouth and tell her you will only fuck her in the ass because she is your ass slut nothing more nothing less. She will then be yours forever.

But since you "claim" that she is dead to you, my suggestion is to fuck the BOYFRIEND sister. Even if she is ugly or what not and make sure you fuck her when Linh and the BOYFRIEND are around. When he comes in to help his sister, smack him in the mouth, then smack Linh in the mouth and then go fuck the guys mother and smack her.

They will all become part of your cult at this point, and you can do a mass suicide together. Just make sure you give shout outs to your WTF homies that have lead you on the righteous path.

I have other scenarios, some even dont end in violence, but they are not quite as good.

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Edit: Feel free to fill in the blank with any blanket stereotype of anything that makes you the happiest.

MOLA NEW SIG FOR YA!!! HoW DO YOU LIKE IT?????????

Taymelo
01-26-2006, 02:48 PM
I, for one, really like the new Art, (although he may have to be banned for asian discrimination).

Fool
01-26-2006, 02:53 PM
PNF my advice, if you are Asian, get a dick implant and fuck someone who has a big mouth so that word gets out. Linh will ask to touch it and when she does, smack her in the mouth and tell her you will only fuck her in the ass because she is your ass slut nothing more nothing less. She will then be yours forever.

But since you "claim" that she is dead to you, my suggestion is to fuck the BOYFRIEND sister. Even if she is ugly or what not and make sure you fuck her when Linh and the BOYFRIEND are around. When he comes in to help his sister, smack him in the mouth, then smack Linh in the mouth and then go fuck the guys mother and smack her.

They will all become part of your cult at this point, and you can do a mass suicide together. Just make sure you give shout outs to your WTF homies that have lead you on the righteous path.

This is way fucking better then any plan I've ever given you PNF, you know, aside from the racism.

Artermis
01-26-2006, 02:55 PM
I am not really being racist or even discriminating, but I am using stereotypes.

I will attempt to edit the above to be more PC correct.


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Fool
01-26-2006, 02:57 PM
I am not really being racist or even discriminating, but I am using stereotypes.

I will attempt to edit the above to be more PC correct.


A
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Definately, not racist at all.


PNF I need to know are you some rice fag or what? I need a picture, so I can see if we should even save your sorry ass.

Glenn
01-26-2006, 02:57 PM
Please edit that, Art.

That shit is not going to fly here.

Artermis
01-26-2006, 02:58 PM
I edited it. Let me know if it needs further work.



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Unibomber
01-26-2006, 03:54 PM
Artemis, check your PMs.

Glenn, pretend to check your PMs but look interested.